Obama Calls Kanye a ‘Jackass’ — The Audio  —  TMZ has obtained the audiotape of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” for hijacking Taylor Swift's acceptance speech during the VMAs.  —  The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC.

Exclusive: Gosselin Nanny Admits Affair  —  Jon Gosselin's love life is often the center of the rumor mill and tabloid fodder.  He now admits having a relationship with Hailey Glassman, but in a new bombshell interview in In Touch magazine given exclusively to PopEater …

Dancing with the Stars to Pay Tribute to Patrick Swayze  —  Dancing with the Stars will honor Patrick Swayze on its Sept. 23 live results show, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  “We have some very fond memories of [the late actor] coming to help us our when we were a tiny little show way back when …

Sean Penn Steps Out with a New Woman  —  The ink's barely dry on the divorce filing between Sean Penn and soon-to-be ex Robin Wright Penn, but the actor didn't waste time getting back on his feet with new girlfriend Jessica White in New York City.  —  On Friday night, Penn, 49, and White …

Kanye Sees Taylor's View — Calls to Apologize  —  Kanye West has finally made the call.  —  Moments after Taylor Swift told the ladies of “The View” that as of this morning, Kanye hadn't called to apologize ... guess who decided to pick up the phone?  —  Reps at “The View” …

Kate Gosselin Debuts Wavy New Hairdo!  —  Hair ye, hair ye: Kate Gosselin has a new hairdo!  —  The 34-year-old mom of eight — whose asymmetrical hairdo has been widely buzzed about — showed off a wavy new look on her second day guest co-hosting ABC's The View Tuesday.  —  “Isn't it cute?” she said.

Tom DeLay Injured While Rehearsing for ‘Dancing With The Stars’  —  Less than one week before the season 9 premiere of ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured during a rehearsal with pro dance partner Cheryl Burke.  On Tuesday, he posted a message to Twitter that reads …

Harry Potter Is Well Compensated!  —  We wouldn't let the Twilight gang get wind of this.  Chances are they're not making anywhere near what these kids wrangle in.  —  Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson have entered the Guinness World Records book as the highest grossing lead actors of the decade.

Tito Jackson: 'I Forgive Doctor For Michael's Death'  —  Tito Jackson insists he forgives his brother's physician Dr. Conrad Murray for any part he may have played in the death of his brother Michael.  —  In August, the Los Angeles' County Coroner stated the King of Pop was killed …

Heidi Montag Gets a Puppy for Her Birthday  —  Clearly still in their honeymoon phase, Heidi Montag celebrated her 23rd birthday Tuesday with husband Spencer Pratt and a new addition to the “Speidi” family - a 9-week-old puppy!  —  “Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy …

Keanu Reeves Recalls Swayze as ‘A Beautiful Person’  —  Keanu Reeves (left) and Patrick Swayze in 1991's Point Break  —  When Patrick Swayze was given a task, not only did he deliver to the fullest but he had a blast in the process, recalls onetime costar Keanu Reeves about Swayze, who succumbed to cancer on Monday.

Baby-stepping on Law's lines  —  Samantha Burke, is out to land a big-money deal for exclusive photos of their love child — just as Law's play debuts on Broadway next month.  The 24-year-old model's lawyers are shopping an exclusive interview with Burke and pictures of their daughter …

Writers Sue - New Aniston Flick Must be Stopped!  —  Two screenwriters claim the script for Jennifer Aniston's new movie was straight up stolen from them by NBC Universal — and now they want to stop the movie from being released ... or they want more than $100,000,000.

ONLY ON US: Jessica Simpson's Twitter Post Baffles Celeb Dog Trainer  —  After a coyote snatched Jessica Simpson's 5-year-old pooch, Daisy, she posted a note on Twitter offering a reward — baffling celebrity dog trainer Jennifer McCarthy.  —  “If she witnesses a coyote taking the dog...obviously coyotes don't Twitter!”

‘Night of the Living Dead’ being remade as a 3D CGI origin story  —  Zombie movie “Night of the Living Dead” is coming back, this time in a 3D CGI format and without the involvement of George Romero.  —  Titled “Night of the Living Dead: Origins,” the re-imagining is being directed …

Kendra's Hubby Gets Cut Loose  —  The Eagle bombshell has landed.  —  Kendra Wilkinson's football-playin' hubby, Hank Baskett, has been released from the Philadelphia Eagles in advance of the team's second game (which, in a nice bit of past and present E! flame synergy, is against Reggie Bush's New Orleans Saints).

Wedding Bells  — Twilight Wedding: OK! gives you the intricate details of the upcoming big-screen ceremony, based on imagery in Stephenie Meyer's cult vampire series.  And just like in old Hollywood, a real-life wedding might not be far off — so far, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship …

EXCLUSIVE: Bruce Willis Explodes When Fan Touches Him  —  Don't invade Bruce Willis' personal space because if you do he WILL go John McClane on you.  —  It looked like a scene out of Die Hard when Bruce Willis exploded at a fan this weekend, turning into his tough-guy movie character and getting in the face of a too-close admirer.

‘The man who raped me is a famous celebrity,’ reveals Katie Price  —  Glamour model Katie Price has sensationally claimed that the person who raped her is a well-known celebrity.  —  Two weeks ago, she revealed she was raped ‘more than once’ when she was younger.