Sources: Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Are Getting Married!  —  Insiders tell E! News exclusively that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA star boyfriend Lamar Odom are already planning to tie the knot.  —  Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, and Khloé recently have been …

Lindsay Lohan Removed By Police from Bowery Hotel  —  HOLLYSCOOP EXCLUSIVE  —  by:  —  Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks!  We suspected Lindsay wasn't 100% “sober” like she's been claiming, but this story pretty much confirms our speculation.  —  Inside sources tell Hollyscoop …

Jay-Z Defends Kanye's VMA Outburst!  —  Uhhh, somehow we have a feeling that if someone had interrupted Beyonce's acceptance speech, her hubby Jay-Z would be [singing] rapping a different tune!  BBC Radio 1 interviewed Beyonce's main man today, and the music mogul totally defended Kanye West …

VH1 Divas: Miley Calls Kanye Disrespectful, True Blood's Sam Takes on Twilight's Jacob, and Paula Channels Ellen!  —  The star-studded VH1 Divas kicked off last night at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, and new diva-inductees like Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, Miley Cyrus …

Holistic hoo-ha  —  Suzanne Somers, a cancer survivor herself, thinks Patrick Swayze was killed by chemotherapy.  “They took a beautiful man” and “put poison in his body,” the “Three's Company” star told columnist  —  Shinan Govaniat the party for  —  Tom Ford's movie, “A Single Man,” at the Toronto Film Festival.

Jennifer Garner's Daughter Thinks Mom Works in a Trailer  —  Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck may be among the busiest actors in Hollywood, but their first-born daughter Violet has her own ideas about what her parents do for a living.  —  “The older one thinks that I work in a trailer.

Moving forward on a positive note  —  Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years.  We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21.  I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship.

Nun too proud  —  The nuns who teach at the Convent of the Sacred Heart girls school on East 91st Street are said to be aghast at the exploits of one alumna,  —  Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, a k a  —  Lady Gaga.  The pop tart is known for her scanty costumes and such lyrics as “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”

Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't had time to bond with her twins  —  As many predicted, it seems like Sarah Jessica Parker has left her 3-month-old twins in the care of Matthew Broderick and assorted nannies.  Before Tabitha and Marion were even born, several sources had SJP and Broderick fighting …

Amy Winehouse: “I'm with my boyfriend”  —  Singer Amy Winehouse hit town for a belated birthday bash last night with an ex on her arm... and it's NOT BLAKE!  —  Wino was snapped having dinner with singer Tyler James - who she dated briefly in 2003 - at Pizza Express in Covent Garden.

Is greybeard Brad Pitt turning into Colonel Sanders?  —  Crowds gathered in the Spanish city of San Sebastian today as fans jostled to catch a glimpse of Hollywood A-lister Brad Pitt.  —  But they could have been forgiven for thinking Colonel Sanders was back from the dead.

Halle Berry: Burgers, Not Baby, on Board  —  Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry  —  The speculation is over.  —  When a svelte Halle Berry walked onto Jay Leno's stage Thursday, the host told her she looked terrific, to which she replied: “You know, thank you for that, Jay, because that must mean that pregnancy rumors can be put to bed!”

Kelly Osbourne Was Ashamed of Her Drug Use  —  Kelly Osbourne (center) and her DWTS partner Louis van Amstel, with Ellen DeGeneres  —  Years of seeing her father, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, battle drug and alcohol addiction made it all the more difficult for Kelly Osbourne to face up to her own demons.

Mariah Carey Brushes on Moustache for New Movie  —  There's nothing diva-like about Mariah Carey in the new movie Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire.  —  Playing a case worker in a welfare office, Carey's makeup consists of dark circles under her eyes and a slight mustache, all lit by glaring overhead fluorescent tubes.

Radio Jock Pushes Taylor Swift's Buttons  —  Five days after the madness went down at the VMAs, people are still talking about Kanyegate ... except for Taylor Swift.  The country-pop star was making the rounds today doing radio interviews when she encountered a persistent inquisitor on the MJ Morning Show out of Tampa Bay.

EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gosselin's First Guest For New TV Show  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Mel B is scheduled to be one of the first guests for the show that tapes this weekend.  —  The working title of the show is Mom Logic, after the Web site of the same name.

ONLY ON US: Anne Heche Doesn't Regret Calling Ex “Lazy Ass” on Letterman  —  In an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman last month, Anne Heche slammed estranged husband Coley Laffoon as “a lazy ass.”  —  And she doesn't regret it one bit.  —  “You know, you go on Letterman …