Khloe Kardashian To Marry L.A. Lakers Player  —  Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom  —  Wow, talk about a whirlwind romance!  —  It's been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.

Lindsay Lohan Removed By Police from Bowery Hotel  —  HOLLYSCOOP EXCLUSIVE  —  by:  —  Lindsay Lohan is back to her old tricks!  We suspected Lindsay wasn't 100% “sober” like she's been claiming, but this story pretty much confirms our speculation.  —  Inside sources tell Hollyscoop …

Jay-Z Defends Kanye's VMA Outburst!  —  Uhhh, somehow we have a feeling that if someone had interrupted Beyonce's acceptance speech, her hubby Jay-Z would be [singing] rapping a different tune!  BBC Radio 1 interviewed Beyonce's main man today, and the music mogul totally defended Kanye West …

VH1 Divas: Miley Calls Kanye Disrespectful, True Blood's Sam Takes on Twilight's Jacob, and Paula Channels Ellen!  —  The star-studded VH1 Divas kicked off last night at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, and new diva-inductees like Jennifer Hudson, Jordin Sparks, Miley Cyrus …

Holistic hoo-ha  —  Suzanne Somers, a cancer survivor herself, thinks Patrick Swayze was killed by chemotherapy.  “They took a beautiful man” and “put poison in his body,” the “Three's Company” star told columnist  —  Shinan Govaniat the party for  —  Tom Ford's movie, “A Single Man,” at the Toronto Film Festival.

Jennifer Garner's Daughter Thinks Mom Works in a Trailer  —  Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck may be among the busiest actors in Hollywood, but their first-born daughter Violet has her own ideas about what her parents do for a living.  —  “The older one thinks that I work in a trailer.

EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gosselin's First Guest For New TV Show  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Mel B is scheduled to be one of the first guests for the show that tapes this weekend.  —  The working title of the show is Mom Logic, after the Web site of the same name.

Nun too proud  —  The nuns who teach at the Convent of the Sacred Heart girls school on East 91st Street are said to be aghast at the exploits of one alumna,  —  Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, a k a  —  Lady Gaga.  The pop tart is known for her scanty costumes and such lyrics as “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”

Sarah Jessica Parker hasn't had time to bond with her twins  —  As many predicted, it seems like Sarah Jessica Parker has left her 3-month-old twins in the care of Matthew Broderick and assorted nannies.  Before Tabitha and Marion were even born, several sources had SJP and Broderick fighting …

EXCLUSIVE: Yoko Ono: Britney Spears Is a Survivor  —  “I think that the world was not fair to her, and they're just using her and not dignifying her,” she told Usmagazine.com at the ThreeAsFour Homage to Yoko Ono on Thursday in NYC.  —  Up until last year, headlines bearing Spears' name reported …

Radio Jock Pushes Taylor Swift's Buttons  —  Five days after the madness went down at the VMAs, people are still talking about Kanyegate ... except for Taylor Swift.  The country-pop star was making the rounds today doing radio interviews when she encountered a persistent inquisitor on the MJ Morning Show out of Tampa Bay.

Kelly Osbourne Was Ashamed of Her Drug Use  —  Kelly Osbourne (center) and her DWTS partner Louis van Amstel, with Ellen DeGeneres  —  Years of seeing her father, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, battle drug and alcohol addiction made it all the more difficult for Kelly Osbourne to face up to her own demons.

Mariah Carey Brushes on Moustache for New Movie  —  There's nothing diva-like about Mariah Carey in the new movie Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire.  —  Playing a case worker in a welfare office, Carey's makeup consists of dark circles under her eyes and a slight mustache, all lit by glaring overhead fluorescent tubes.

Is greybeard Brad Pitt turning into Colonel Sanders?  —  Crowds gathered in the Spanish city of San Sebastian today as fans jostled to catch a glimpse of Hollywood A-lister Brad Pitt.  —  But they could have been forgiven for thinking Colonel Sanders was back from the dead.

Sheryl Crow's Son Doesn't Like Her Singing  —  Sheryl Crow may have received thunderous applause for her performance with Miley Cyrus at VH1's Divas Live on Thursday, but her 2-year-old son, Wyatt, is fed up with her singing.  “I want to sing to him, but right now he's like, 'Mommy, no!  All done!

Kate Gosselin NOT Posing For Playboy, Thank You Jeebus!  —  Of course not, they still have to recoup after deciding it was a good idea to stick Heidi Montag on the cover, it's going to be a while before they stick another busted reality star on the front of their magazine.