The Hoff: No Beer, Just My Ear  —  David Hasselhoff says he wasn't drunk yesterday — he wasn't even drinking and yesterday's drama was all a misunderstanding over an ear problem.  —  As we first reported, paramedics went to Hasselhoff's home yesterday and took him to the hospital — this …

Friends Worry About Jessica Simpson's ‘Tailspin’  —  After losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy to a coyote attack, Jessica Simpson may be at the lowest point of her life, friends fear.  —  “Daisy was her baby,” one of them tells PEOPLE.  “It's going to put her into a tailspin.

Kate Gosselin Misses the Jon ‘I Used to Know’  —  Kate Gosselin still loves Jon - but not the man she knows now.  —  “I miss Jon, the Jon I used to know,” she said to a crowd of 700 at the Southern Women's Show in Charlotte, N.C., on Thursday.  Gosselin, who's got a cookbook coming out …

Ex: Kevin Federline “Doesn't Care” About Weight Gain  —  Talk about Kevin Federline's ghastly weight gain all you want.  —  “He doesn't care,” his ex Shar Jackson told Usmagazine.com at HBO's post-Emmys party in Los Angeles Sunday.  “The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.”

Maksim & Karina Emmys Fight: “It Got Kind of Loud”  —  Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff may have looked fab onstage, but things weren't quite in step behind the scenes.  —  An insider reports the ex-couple exchanged some heated words before and after their performance.

Courtney Love does a real loo-loo  —  Courtney Lovewhile she's in the bathroom.  —  The rocker “went nuts” when a guest at a party at the Standard Hotel opened an unlocked bathroom door and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.  —  According to the astonished …

January Jones Hopes Christina Hendricks Doesn't Lose Her Curves  —  Christina Hendricks (left) and January Jones  —  Mad Men's January Jones thinks costar Christina Hendricks looks great on her new diet - but hopes it doesn't cause her to lose one of her best assets.  —  “I think she looks beautiful.

Open Post: Hosted By Gay-Wolf  —  The Glittery Gays of YouTube have gayed it up again and this time they are spreading the sparkle all over Shakira's “She-Wolf” video.  This piece of high-art screams for itself, but it will toss your salad and leave your ass cheeks feeling raw, so wash up before you watch.

New Couple Alert: Jason Segel & Chloë Sevigny?!  —  Is a romance brewing between How I Met Your Mother's Jason Segel, 29, and 34-year-old Big Love star Chloë Sevigny?  —  The duo was looking awfully cozy at last night's HBO Emmys party in West Hollywood...

Kristin Chenoweth's Emmys Health Scare  —  ‘Pushing Daisies’ star Kristin Chenoweth won an Emmy for her work on the canceled comedy series, but her great night nearly turned into a real headache - literally.  A publicist for Kristin Chenoweth says paramedics checked out the actress when she felt …

Bucket of cold water  —  ONE former “American Idol” finalist has some harsh advice for the finalists who ended their 50-city tour last week: Welcome to the end of the road.  —  In a long and remarkably frank blog posted over the weekend, Chris Sligh — the chubby, curlyhaired country singer from Season 6 …

AGUILERA OPENS UP ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE  —  CHRISTINA AGUILERA overcame the childhood pain she suffered at the hands of an abusive father by channelling her emotions into music.  —  The Beautiful hitmaker has opened up about her violent father Fausto in a new TV documentary …

DeAnna Pappas on Jillian & Ed: “Odds Are Against Them”  —  DeAnna Pappas wishes the best for Bachelorette star Jillian Harris, who has moved to Chicago to live with philandering fiance Ed Swiderski.  —  “I do hope it works out for them; the odds are against them,” she told Usmagazine.com …

That Was Quick!  Khloé and Lamar to Wed on Sunday  —  Looks like we've found someone who can keep up with those Kardashians: Lamar Odom.  —  Khloé Kardashian and NBA beau aren't just talking about tying the knot—they're actually doing it...this coming Sunday!

Kelly Clarkson: 'I'm a Big Fan of My Butt'  —  The original ‘American Idol’ knows she's got a substantial tush, and she's more than okay with it.  Kelly Clarkson admits to Now magazine, “I'm a fan of my butt.”  The ‘I Do Not Hook Up’ singer says, “I totally have no chest, I'm all butt.

SNL Cast Wants Robert Pattinson  —  The Funny Three—that would be Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig—all want a piece of Robert Pattinson.  But really, who doesn't?  —  On the red carpet for the Primetime Emmy Awards, we fiercely kicked off our campaign to get Rob a hosting spot on Saturday Night Live.

Chandra Wilson On Eric Dane's Nude Video Scandal: ‘My Whole Maternal Thing Comes Out’  —  Chandra Wilson,Eric Dane,Grey's Anatomy,TV,Katherine Heigl,Rebecca Gayheart,Ellen Pompeo,Billy Bush,Kari Ann Peniche,Rehab  —  The cast of “Grey's Anatomy” has been back at work for weeks now on the fall season …