The Hoff: No Beer, Just My Ear  —  David Hasselhoff says he wasn't drunk yesterday — he wasn't even drinking and yesterday's drama was all a misunderstanding over an ear problem.  —  As we first reported, paramedics went to Hasselhoff's home yesterday and took him to the hospital — this …

Friends Worry About Jessica Simpson's ‘Tailspin’  —  After losing her beloved Maltipoo Daisy to a coyote attack, Jessica Simpson may be at the lowest point of her life, friends fear.  —  “Daisy was her baby,” one of them tells PEOPLE.  “It's going to put her into a tailspin.

Ex: Kevin Federline “Doesn't Care” About Weight Gain  —  Talk about Kevin Federline's ghastly weight gain all you want.  —  “He doesn't care,” his ex Shar Jackson told Usmagazine.com at HBO's post-Emmys party in Los Angeles Sunday.  “The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.”

Kate Gosselin Misses the Jon ‘I Used to Know’  —  Kate Gosselin still loves Jon - but not the man she knows now.  —  “I miss Jon, the Jon I used to know,” she said to a crowd of 700 at the Southern Women's Show in Charlotte, N.C., on Thursday.  Gosselin, who's got a cookbook coming out …

Maksim & Karina Emmys Fight: “It Got Kind of Loud”  —  Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff may have looked fab onstage, but things weren't quite in step behind the scenes.  —  An insider reports the ex-couple exchanged some heated words before and after their performance.

Courtney Love does a real loo-loo  —  Courtney Lovewhile she's in the bathroom.  —  The rocker “went nuts” when a guest at a party at the Standard Hotel opened an unlocked bathroom door and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.  —  According to the astonished …

January Jones Hopes Christina Hendricks Doesn't Lose Her Curves  —  Christina Hendricks (left) and January Jones  —  Mad Men's January Jones thinks costar Christina Hendricks looks great on her new diet - but hopes it doesn't cause her to lose one of her best assets.  —  “I think she looks beautiful.

Open Post: Hosted By Gay-Wolf  —  The Glittery Gays of YouTube have gayed it up again and this time they are spreading the sparkle all over Shakira's “She-Wolf” video.  This piece of high-art screams for itself, but it will toss your salad and leave your ass cheeks feeling raw, so wash up before you watch.

Kristin Chenoweth's Emmys Health Scare  —  ‘Pushing Daisies’ star Kristin Chenoweth won an Emmy for her work on the canceled comedy series, but her great night nearly turned into a real headache - literally.  A publicist for Kristin Chenoweth says paramedics checked out the actress when she felt …

Bucket of cold water  —  ONE former “American Idol” finalist has some harsh advice for the finalists who ended their 50-city tour last week: Welcome to the end of the road.  —  In a long and remarkably frank blog posted over the weekend, Chris Sligh — the chubby, curlyhaired country singer from Season 6 …

AGUILERA OPENS UP ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE  —  CHRISTINA AGUILERA overcame the childhood pain she suffered at the hands of an abusive father by channelling her emotions into music.  —  The Beautiful hitmaker has opened up about her violent father Fausto in a new TV documentary …

New Couple Alert: Jason Segel & Chloë Sevigny?!  —  Is a romance brewing between How I Met Your Mother's Jason Segel, 29, and 34-year-old Big Love star Chloë Sevigny?  —  The duo was looking awfully cozy at last night's HBO Emmys party in West Hollywood...

DeAnna Pappas on Jillian & Ed: “Odds Are Against Them”  —  DeAnna Pappas wishes the best for Bachelorette star Jillian Harris, who has moved to Chicago to live with philandering fiance Ed Swiderski.  —  “I do hope it works out for them; the odds are against them,” she told Usmagazine.com …

That Was Quick!  Khloé and Lamar to Wed on Sunday  —  Looks like we've found someone who can keep up with those Kardashians: Lamar Odom.  —  Khloé Kardashian and NBA beau aren't just talking about tying the knot—they're actually doing it...this coming Sunday!

EXCLUSIVE: Zooey Deschanel Ties the Knot!  —  Zooey Deschanel is officially off the market!  —  The (500) Days of Summer actress, 29, wed Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, 33, near Seattle, Wash. on Saturday, a source tells Usmagazine.com.  —  The couple dated for nearly a year before getting engaged in December 2008.

Mischa's morning mess  —  Mischa Bartonisn't completely recovered from the wisdom-tooth misery that supposedly landed her in the loony bin last month.  A source on the set of her CW show, “The Beautiful Life,” says Barton shows up to work so bleary some days that it holds up filming.

SNL Cast Wants Robert Pattinson  —  The Funny Three—that would be Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Kristen Wiig—all want a piece of Robert Pattinson.  But really, who doesn't?  —  On the red carpet for the Primetime Emmy Awards, we fiercely kicked off our campaign to get Rob a hosting spot on Saturday Night Live.