K-Fat will Become K-Fit — on Reality Show  —  Looks like Kevin Federline is tired of all the K-Overfed jokes — because TMZ has learned he officially signed on to do the next season of “Celebrity Fit Club.”  —  Federleezy has packed on the pounds of late — see Exhibit XXL above — but he's on a mission to reduce the rolls.

Khloe Kardashian to Get Married - This Weekend!  —  Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom  —  Looks like Khloe Kardashian may be running down the aisle.  —  The reality star plans to marry her NBA player beau Lamar Odom this Sunday in the Los Angeles area, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE.

New Anna Nicole Claim: ‘Pharmaceutical Suicide’  —  A pharmacist told Anna Nicole Smith the drugs her internist prescribed to cope with her son's death were “pharmaceutical suicide,” according to just released documents.  —  And, in a stunning turn, the court papers filed by the State …

Sarah Michelle Prinze and Freddie Prinze Jr. Have a Girl!  —  Sarah Michelle Prinze and husband Freddie Prinze Jr. are parents, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The couple “welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, Sept. 19,” says a rep for the actress.  “The family is over the moon.”

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend: We Have No Plans to Wed  —  Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson  —  Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva might be a mom-to-be, but she's not a bride-to-be.  —  Grigorieva, 39, dismissed marriage talk on British TV early Tuesday.

Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller upset at Emmy suite at better gift for Sheen ex Denise Richards  —  Brooke Mueller may be Charlie Sheen's second wife, but that doesn't mean she has to accept second best.  —  Mrs. Sheen 2. threw a fit at Kari Feinstein's Emmy Awards gifting suite …

LiLo May Have Connection to Burglary Suspect  —  The man arrested for allegedly burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house may not have been a stranger to the actress..  —  Several people who worked with her on the movie “Labor Pains” — which was shot last year — tell TMZ they saw Nick Prugo hanging out on the set with Lindsay.

Scenes From an Italian Opera Opening: Joel, LeeLee, Others Take in ‘Tosca’ at the Met  —  “We lost Meryl Streep,” a PR girl told The Observer when we arrived to the opening night of the Metropolitan Opera on Monday, Sept. 21, for a staging of Tosca, which Ms. Streep was expected to attend, but, alas, did not.

Jaclyn Smith Apparent Suicide Attempt!  Charlie's Angels Alum In Critical Condition!!!!  —  This is so tragic!  —  According to reports we are getting from multiple sources in Latin America, Charlie's Angels actress Jaclyn Smith attempted suicide on Tuesday with a gun while at her vacation house in Islas de la Bahia in Honduras.

Marc Anthony Buys New Miami Waterfront Condo  —  Marc Anthony is so enthusiastic about becoming a minority partner in the NFL's Miami Dolphins that he's bought a new home in Miami.  —  “I bought a condo today in Miami,” Anthony, 40, told PEOPLE Monday night during halftime …

It's Official: Heather Locklear Returning to Melrose Place  —  As Us Weekly previously reported, Heather Locklear is returning to Melrose Place, it was announced Tuesday.  —  Locklear, 47, will reprise her role as scheming ad vixen Amanda Woodward on the new CW version of the show.

Kevin Jonas Chooses His Best Men  —  Kevin Jonas may not have set a wedding date yet, but the oldest Jonas Brother has one thing checked off his to-do list as he prepares to tie the knot with girlfriend Danielle Deleasa - he's made his decision in choosing a best man.  —  Make that best men.

Kate breaks down on set  —  Kate Gosselin was halted over the weekend when she broke down in tears over the pressure of her divorce on her eight kids.  Kate began sobbing as she talked about being away from her children now that she and  —  Jonshare custody.

Harper's Island's Elaine Cassidy Welcomes a Daughter  —  It's a girl for Harper's Island star Elaine Cassidy!  —  The Irish actress and husband Stephen Lord welcomed their first child, daughter Kíla (pronounced Key-la) Lord Cassidy, on Wednesday, Sept. 16, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Ryan Seacrest Is Confused About Sex  —  Ryan says Ellen DeGeneres will bring a new kind of “sexual tension” to “Idol.”  Huh?  Maybe he's talking about the tension of being the only closeted gay person on the show?  —  Ryan Seacrest says new ‘American Idol’ judge Ellen DeGeneres will change the “sexual tension” on the show.

PHOTO: Suri Cruise Wears High Heels!  —  My, how she's growing!  —  Suri Cruise, 3, retained her chic child status Monday, sporting a pair of high heels while shopping with mom Katie Holmes in Boston (where Tom Cruise is shooting his new action comedy, Wichita).

‘Daddy wanted to take a nap - and I made too much noise’  —  A FOUR-year-old CHRISTINA AGUILERA was left drenched in blood after her father violently attacked her - for innocently disturbing his “nap”.  —  The pop star and her mum SHELLY KEARNS have opened up about the abuse they suffered …

Fox wins first night of season: ‘Heroes’ falls, ‘Big Bang’ leads CBS  —  High ratings drama Monday night with a deluge of broadcast network premieres:  —  >> Fox won the opening night of the fall season for the first time in its history.  The network aired the two-hour return of “House” …

DAILY CIRC JERK: A TERRENCE HOWARD REMINDER  —  Terrence Howard reminds Philadelphians to wash their hands.  I think this would've been a lot better if they'd used this picture.  -Thanks to Eric for the tip  —  DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS  — Herschel Walker signs with Strikeforce …

A closet case  —  Last interview: David haunted by wife's ex  —  An interview with David Carradine recorded just a few months before the actor's bizarre death — where he talks about the afterlife and a “haunted” closet — was kept secret until this week.  —  The eerie footage is going to air as a part of a series called "

Witness Testifies About Travolta's Desperation  —  The first witness has taken the stand in the John Travolta extortion case and testified John initially wanted to take his son Jett to an airport instead of a local hospital.  —  Police inspector Andrew Wells testified paramedic/defendant …

Tom Brady & Gisele Sued for Wedding Shooting  —  Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have been sued by a pair of photogs who claim the superstars' bodyguards shot at them after a wedding celebration in Costa Rica earlier this year.  —  The photogs claim they got proper clearance to take photos …