The Quaids' Mug Shots ... And So Much More  —  So we just got our hands on Randy and Evi Quaid's awesome mug shots — check out Randy's dapper coat-over-the-shoulder move — and just for kicks, the Quaids asked the Presidio County Sheriff to send specifically to TMZ two bonus gifts as well.  —  .

Mackenzie Phillips's Sisters Speak Out About Incest Claim  —  Mackenzie Phillips (Left) and Chynna Phillips  —  Her sisters are upset, her stepmother calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from revelations that she had a long-term sexual relationship with her father …

Vince Vaughn: I'm Ready for Kids - Really!  —  Vince Vaughn swings no more.  —  Now engaged to Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, Vaughn, 39, says he wants to start a family and settle down.  —  The funny guy even says he's ready for diaper duty.  “It's the first time that I really …

Martha Stewart ‘Very, Very Sorry’ About Jessica Simpson's Dog Loss  —  Martha Stewart made a public apology to Jessica Simpson Thursday over the loss of the singer's beloved dog, Daisy.  —  “I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very …

Kelly Rutherford Gets Restraining Order Against Husband  —  Kelly Rutherford, Daniel Giersch and son Hermes in 2008  —  Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford obtained a temporary restraining order Thursday against her estranged husband Daniel Giersch, according to Los Angeles Superior Court records.

Michael Jackson — I Could Have Touched Hitler  —  Michael Jackson truly believed that he could have charmed Hitler out of doing that thing he did back in the '40s, if only he could have had a sit-down conversation with the guy.  —  It's all according to a report from The Sun …

Khloe Kardashian Rakes It In For Wedding Photo$  —  This is fame-whoring at it's best!  Nice work!  —  Khloe Kardashian and her soon-to-be husband Lamar Odom are said to be making bank on a deal made with a magazine vying for her wedding day shots.  The deal is for $300,000!!!  —  Damn!

Gisele Bündchen: We Don't Know the Sex of the Baby  —  Gisele Bündchen in June  —  Despite rumors that she's expecting a baby boy, Gisele Bündchen says she doesn't yet know the sex of her baby - and she doesn't plan to find out!  —  “We decided not to know,” Bündchen …

Lamar Odom Celebrates With Bachelor Party in L.A.  —  Days before his wedding to Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom celebrated the end of his bachelor days Thursday.  —  The night began around 10:15 p.m. with at STK restaurant in Los Angeles.  —  Odom, 29, arrived with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis …

Kirsten dunce  —  Ditzy testimony on witness stand  —  Maybe Spider-Man could have saved her — from herself.  —  Actress Kirsten Dunst giggled her way through a half-hour on a Manhattan witness stand yesterday, apparently at sea when it comes to speaking in public without the help of a Hollywood script.

Avril Lavigne might have left her husband for moron Brandon Davis  —  It seems like there might be more to the Avril Lagigne-Deryck Whibley divorce drama.  Previously, we've heard random excuses for their split, stuff about Avril's drinking and partying, Deryck wanting babies, Avril cheating …

Who's That Girl?  It's Jude Law - in Drag!  —  Jude Law and “Minx”  —  With his matinee idol looks, Jude Law is one of Hollywood's reigning heartthrobs.  But in the movie Rage, the handsome actor shows off his feminine side as a sultry transsexual supermodel named Minx.

Marilyn Manson Has the Swine Flu  —  Shock rocker Marilyn Manson — who split from True Blood star Evan Rachel Wood last year — has swine flu.  —  “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” the singer, 40, writes on his Facebook page.

Britney Custody Order Extended  —  Britney Spears will share 50/50 custody with Kevin Federline at least through the end of the year — TMZ has learned.  —  An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended the order that was initially put in place for Britney's concert tour.

The CW cancels ‘Beautiful Life’  —  We have the first casualty of the fall season.  —  After two episodes, The CW has canceled Ashton Kutcher's scripted drama “The Beautiful Life.”  —  Wednesday's episode was seen by just 1 million viewers and generated a 0.5 rating in the adult demo.

The Gay Housewives of New York Are Real and They're Coming to Get You  —  We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise.  It's really going to happen.  This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!

Randy Quaid: Dirty, Thieving Bastard  —  I guess the difference between Jay-Z skipping out on a $10,000 bill and Randy Quaid doing it, is that Jay-Z will actually give you the money instead of high-tailing it to Mexico.  —  Looks as if lovable lunkhead actor Randy Quaid …