The Quaids' Mug Shots ... And So Much More  —  So we just got our hands on Randy and Evi Quaid's awesome mug shots — check out Randy's dapper coat-over-the-shoulder move — and just for kicks, the Quaids asked the Presidio County Sheriff to send specifically to TMZ two bonus gifts as well.  —  .

Vince Vaughn: I'm Ready for Kids - Really!  —  Vince Vaughn swings no more.  —  Now engaged to Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, Vaughn, 39, says he wants to start a family and settle down.  —  The funny guy even says he's ready for diaper duty.  “It's the first time that I really …

Kelly Rutherford Gets Restraining Order Against Husband  —  Kelly Rutherford, Daniel Giersch and son Hermes in 2008  —  Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford obtained a temporary restraining order Thursday against her estranged husband Daniel Giersch, according to Los Angeles Superior Court records.

Martha Stewart ‘Very, Very Sorry’ About Jessica Simpson's Dog Loss  —  Martha Stewart made a public apology to Jessica Simpson Thursday over the loss of the singer's beloved dog, Daisy.  —  “I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very …

Michael Jackson — I Could Have Touched Hitler  —  Michael Jackson truly believed that he could have charmed Hitler out of doing that thing he did back in the '40s, if only he could have had a sit-down conversation with the guy.  —  It's all according to a report from The Sun …

Britney Custody Order Extended  —  Britney Spears will share 50/50 custody with Kevin Federline at least through the end of the year — TMZ has learned.  —  An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended the order that was initially put in place for Britney's concert tour.

Who's That Girl?  It's Jude Law - in Drag!  —  Jude Law and “Minx”  —  With his matinee idol looks, Jude Law is one of Hollywood's reigning heartthrobs.  But in the movie Rage, the handsome actor shows off his feminine side as a sultry transsexual supermodel named Minx.

Kirsten dunce  —  Ditzy testimony on witness stand  —  Maybe Spider-Man could have saved her — from herself.  —  Actress Kirsten Dunst giggled her way through a half-hour on a Manhattan witness stand yesterday, apparently at sea when it comes to speaking in public without the help of a Hollywood script.

Gisele Bündchen: We Don't Know the Sex of the Baby  —  Gisele Bündchen in June  —  Despite rumors that she's expecting a baby boy, Gisele Bündchen says she doesn't yet know the sex of her baby - and she doesn't plan to find out!  —  “We decided not to know,” Bündchen …

Marilyn Manson Has the Swine Flu  —  Shock rocker Marilyn Manson — who split from True Blood star Evan Rachel Wood last year — has swine flu.  —  “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” the singer, 40, writes on his Facebook page.

Avril Lavigne might have left her husband for moron Brandon Davis  —  It seems like there might be more to the Avril Lagigne-Deryck Whibley divorce drama.  Previously, we've heard random excuses for their split, stuff about Avril's drinking and partying, Deryck wanting babies, Avril cheating …

Dimension unveils scary new slate  —  Promising that “I'm going back to doing what I do best,” Bob Weinstein is revving up franchises and genre films for Dimension, with familiar faces onboard (e.g., Neve Campbell has just signed for “Scream 4") and a new emphasis on 3D.

The Gay Housewives of New York Are Real and They're Coming to Get You  —  We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise.  It's really going to happen.  This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!

Jessica Alba's 1-Year-Old Already Bilingual - Sort Of  —  Jessica Alba attended the Clinton Global Initiative in New York City on Thursday to promote global education for all children, and told PEOPLE she also relentlessly promotes education at home with 1-year-old daughter Honor Marie.

The Curious Case Of Brad Pitt's ID Card!  —  Last night Brad Pitt went to dinner in NYC, and we also spotted him at the 2009 Clinton Global Initiative event, and we felt like we were looking at a ghost when we got a glimpse of his ancient ID card!  I'm sure he still looks like that …