The Quaids' Mug Shots ... And So Much More  —  So we just got our hands on Randy and Evi Quaid's awesome mug shots — check out Randy's dapper coat-over-the-shoulder move — and just for kicks, the Quaids asked the Presidio County Sheriff to send specifically to TMZ two bonus gifts as well.  —  .

Mackenzie Phillips's Sisters Speak Out About Incest Claim  —  Mackenzie Phillips (Left) and Chynna Phillips  —  Her sisters are upset, her stepmother calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from revelations that she had a long-term sexual relationship with her father …

Khloe Kardashian Rakes It In For Wedding Photo$  —  This is fame-whoring at it's best!  Nice work!  —  Khloe Kardashian and her soon-to-be husband Lamar Odom are said to be making bank on a deal made with a magazine vying for her wedding day shots.  The deal is for $300,000!!!  —  Damn!

The CW cancels ‘Beautiful Life’  —  We have the first casualty of the fall season.  —  After two episodes, The CW has canceled Ashton Kutcher's scripted drama “The Beautiful Life.”  —  Wednesday's episode was seen by just 1 million viewers and generated a 0.5 rating in the adult demo.

Vince Vaughn: I'm Ready for Kids - Really!  —  Vince Vaughn swings no more.  —  Now engaged to Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, Vaughn, 39, says he wants to start a family and settle down.  —  The funny guy even says he's ready for diaper duty.  “It's the first time that I really …

Pamela Anderson Flashes Her Aging Ass At Everyone  —  It's not really her ass that's so bad - it's the fact that her back looks like my grandpa's that makes the ol' stomach churn.  —  She's never been a fan of modesty, and Pamela Anderson showed off what the good doctor gave her at the A Muse runway show today (September 25).

The Gay Housewives of New York Are Real and They're Coming to Get You  —  We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise.  It's really going to happen.  This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!

Michael Jackson — I Could Have Touched Hitler  —  Michael Jackson truly believed that he could have charmed Hitler out of doing that thing he did back in the '40s, if only he could have had a sit-down conversation with the guy.  —  It's all according to a report from The Sun …

Martha Stewart ‘Very, Very Sorry’ About Jessica Simpson's Dog Loss  —  Martha Stewart made a public apology to Jessica Simpson Thursday over the loss of the singer's beloved dog, Daisy.  —  “I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very …

Kelly Rutherford Gets Restraining Order Against Husband  —  Kelly Rutherford, Daniel Giersch and son Hermes in 2008  —  Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford obtained a temporary restraining order Thursday against her estranged husband Daniel Giersch, according to Los Angeles Superior Court records.

Fashion Spotlight: Amber Rose  —  Think Kanye West is a fashion rebel?  Wait till you meet his head-turning girlfriend, Amber Rose.  Here, West styles his muse in the season's most body-conscious pieces  —  Stylistically, it's hard to pinpoint what it is exactly about Kanye West's muse …

Gisele Bündchen: We Don't Know the Sex of the Baby  —  Gisele Bündchen in June  —  Despite rumors that she's expecting a baby boy, Gisele Bündchen says she doesn't yet know the sex of her baby - and she doesn't plan to find out!  —  “We decided not to know,” Bündchen …

Jon & Kate Ratings Continue to Drop  —  Here's another reason to support family values: Happy marriage = high ratings.  —  Jon takes the twins to Starbucks  —  Jon and Kate Gosselin, once the reality show poster couple for the all-American family, are in danger of succumbing to — gasp! — low ratings.

Kirsten dunce  —  Ditzy testimony on witness stand  —  Maybe Spider-Man could have saved her — from herself.  —  Actress Kirsten Dunst giggled her way through a half-hour on a Manhattan witness stand yesterday, apparently at sea when it comes to speaking in public without the help of a Hollywood script.

Britney Custody Order Extended  —  Britney Spears will share 50/50 custody with Kevin Federline at least through the end of the year — TMZ has learned.  —  An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended the order that was initially put in place for Britney's concert tour.