The Quaids' Mug Shots ... And So Much More  —  So we just got our hands on Randy and Evi Quaid's awesome mug shots — check out Randy's dapper coat-over-the-shoulder move — and just for kicks, the Quaids asked the Presidio County Sheriff to send specifically to TMZ two bonus gifts as well.  —  .

Vince Vaughn: I'm Ready for Kids - Really!  —  Vince Vaughn swings no more.  —  Now engaged to Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, Vaughn, 39, says he wants to start a family and settle down.  —  The funny guy even says he's ready for diaper duty.  “It's the first time that I really …

Kelly Rutherford Gets Restraining Order Against Husband  —  Kelly Rutherford, Daniel Giersch and son Hermes in 2008  —  Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford obtained a temporary restraining order Thursday against her estranged husband Daniel Giersch, according to Los Angeles Superior Court records.

Michael Jackson — I Could Have Touched Hitler  —  Michael Jackson truly believed that he could have charmed Hitler out of doing that thing he did back in the '40s, if only he could have had a sit-down conversation with the guy.  —  It's all according to a report from The Sun …

Martha Stewart ‘Very, Very Sorry’ About Jessica Simpson's Dog Loss  —  Martha Stewart made a public apology to Jessica Simpson Thursday over the loss of the singer's beloved dog, Daisy.  —  “I said that she should have been watching her dog more closely, but I feel very …

Britney Custody Order Extended  —  Britney Spears will share 50/50 custody with Kevin Federline at least through the end of the year — TMZ has learned.  —  An L.A. County Superior Court judge extended the order that was initially put in place for Britney's concert tour.

Dimension unveils scary new slate  —  Promising that “I'm going back to doing what I do best,” Bob Weinstein is revving up franchises and genre films for Dimension, with familiar faces onboard (e.g., Neve Campbell has just signed for “Scream 4") and a new emphasis on 3D.

Marilyn Manson Has the Swine Flu  —  Shock rocker Marilyn Manson — who split from True Blood star Evan Rachel Wood last year — has swine flu.  —  “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” the singer, 40, writes on his Facebook page.

Lamar Odom Celebrates With Bachelor Party in L.A.  —  Days before his wedding to Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom celebrated the end of his bachelor days Thursday.  —  The night began around 10:15 p.m. with at STK restaurant in Los Angeles.  —  Odom, 29, arrived with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis …

Avril Lavigne might have left her husband for moron Brandon Davis  —  It seems like there might be more to the Avril Lagigne-Deryck Whibley divorce drama.  Previously, we've heard random excuses for their split, stuff about Avril's drinking and partying, Deryck wanting babies, Avril cheating …

Sorry, Girls: Justin Guarini Is Getting Married!  —  Remember this guy?  Season One of “Idol?”  Anyway, he's getting married.  But I'm pretty sure Jim Verraros is still available.  —  Justin Guarini, runner-up to Kelly Clarkson in the first season of American Idol, is getting hitched.

Kirsten dunce  —  Ditzy testimony on witness stand  —  Maybe Spider-Man could have saved her — from herself.  —  Actress Kirsten Dunst giggled her way through a half-hour on a Manhattan witness stand yesterday, apparently at sea when it comes to speaking in public without the help of a Hollywood script.

The Curious Case Of Brad Pitt's ID Card!  —  Last night Brad Pitt went to dinner in NYC, and we also spotted him at the 2009 Clinton Global Initiative event, and we felt like we were looking at a ghost when we got a glimpse of his ancient ID card!  I'm sure he still looks like that …

What Lautner and Swift Did for Valentine's Day  —  Valentine's Day will be that much sweeter with a song from Taylor Swift, don't ya think?  —  The singer, who plays opposite Taylor Lautner in the upcoming ensemble romantic comedy from director Garry Marshall, will likely be writing and performing a tune for the flick.

Phillips ‘to return to Winfrey chatshow’  —  Mackenzie Phillips is to return to The Oprah Winfrey Show this Friday.  —  The 49-year-old actress appeared on the US chatshow earlier this week and claimed that she had an incestuous affair with her father John Phillips, a member of '60s group The Mamas And The Papas.