The CW cancels ‘Beautiful Life’  —  We have the first casualty of the fall season.  —  After two episodes, The CW has canceled Ashton Kutcher's scripted drama “The Beautiful Life.”  —  Wednesday's episode was seen by just 1 million viewers and generated a 0.5 rating in the adult demo.

Mackenzie Phillips's Sisters Speak Out About Incest Claim  —  Mackenzie Phillips (Left) and Chynna Phillips  —  Her sisters are upset, her stepmother calls her a liar, but Mackenzie Phillips isn't backing down from revelations that she had a long-term sexual relationship with her father …

Conan O'Brien Bumps His Bean During Tonight Taping, Rushed to Hospital  —  The bigger they are, the harder they fall.  —  NBC will be airing a repeat of The Tonight Show Friday after Conan O'Brien fell during a skit being taped for tonight's episode and was taken by ambulance to the hospital, the network confirmed to E! News.

Evi Quaid Attacks Officer with Sign Language  —  Evi Quaid is using her fine-arts skills to attack the Presidio County Sheriff's deputy who arrested her — hand-painting a big, fat sign which accuses the officer of being a dirty, bribe-taking cop.  —  Evi painted the sign …

Pamela Anderson Flashes Her Aging Ass At Everyone  —  It's not really her ass that's so bad - it's the fact that her back looks like my grandpa's that makes the ol' stomach churn.  —  She's never been a fan of modesty, and Pamela Anderson showed off what the good doctor gave her at the A Muse runway show today (September 25).

Khloe Kardashian Rakes It In For Wedding Photo$  —  This is fame-whoring at it's best!  Nice work!  —  Khloe Kardashian and her soon-to-be husband Lamar Odom are said to be making bank on a deal made with a magazine vying for her wedding day shots.  The deal is for $300,000!!!  —  Damn!

EXCLUSIVE: Miley Cyrus Confirmed For Sex and the City  —  For weeks rumors have swirled that Miley Cyrus will have a role in “Sex and the City 2.”  —  Well, Gossip Cop has an answer.  —  Gossip Cop can confirm that in the current script, Cyrus has one scene, and in it she wears the same dress …

‘Star’ remake has legs  —  Will Fetters tapped to pen draft of script  —  NEW YORK — Warner Bros.' remake of “A Star Is Born” could finally be moving toward a due date.  —  The studio has hired up-and-coming writer Will Fetters to do a draft of the script with the aim of pushing the long-gestating project forward.

It's official: Vincent D'Onofrio to exit ‘Law & Order: CI’  —  USA Network is finally confirming what I first hinted at last week: Vincent D'Onofrio is exiting Law & Order: CI.  He'll say good-bye in the show's two-part season 9 premiere, at which time he'll pass the baton to co-star Jeff Goldblum.

Fashion Spotlight: Amber Rose  —  Think Kanye West is a fashion rebel?  Wait till you meet his head-turning girlfriend, Amber Rose.  Here, West styles his muse in the season's most body-conscious pieces  —  Stylistically, it's hard to pinpoint what it is exactly about Kanye West's muse …

Jon & Kate Ratings Continue to Drop  —  Here's another reason to support family values: Happy marriage = high ratings.  —  Jon takes the twins to Starbucks  —  Jon and Kate Gosselin, once the reality show poster couple for the all-American family, are in danger of succumbing to — gasp! — low ratings.

Randy Quaid: Dirty, Thieving Bastard  —  I guess the difference between Jay-Z skipping out on a $10,000 bill and Randy Quaid doing it, is that Jay-Z will actually give you the money instead of high-tailing it to Mexico.  —  Looks as if lovable lunkhead actor Randy Quaid …

The Gay Housewives of New York Are Real and They're Coming to Get You  —  We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise.  It's really going to happen.  This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!

Venom movie takes the next oozing step toward reality  —  The Spider-Man franchise seemed to come off the rails creatively with the disappointing third chapter in 2007.  No, it wasn't Batman and Robin, but suffice it to say fans weren't particularly happy, especially with the treatment …