JON GOSSELIN DEMANDS ‘JON & KATE PLUS 8’ STOPS PRODUCTION  —  ET has learned exclusively that Jon Gosselin has put TLC, the cable network behind “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” on notice to “cease and desist” any television production of the show and leave his property.

So You Think You Can Flash  —  Advice for Contestant #22036 on “So You Think You Can Dance” — You're supposed to do the cha cha, not show it.  —  FOX censors apparently didn't have their eye on the ball, so to speak.  The ground roll aired, in all its glory.

Harvard jerks stalked Emma  —  Emma Watsonprobably won't be returning to Harvard any time soon after being stalked in an orchestrated campaign of Ivy League harassment.  —  Page Six reported on Tuesday that the “Harry Potter” starlet and Brown University freshman looked “quite shaken” …

Will Ferrell to Become a Father Again  —  Will Ferrell's house is fast becoming a real boys' club.  —  The former Saturday Night Live star, 42 and his wife, auctioneer Viveca Paulin, 40, are expecting their third child, a boy, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.

Cops Block Naked Brooke Shields Pic in Art Gallery  —  A nude portrait of Brooke Shields taken when she was 10 has been removed from a major London exhibition after police visited the gallery.  —  Artist Richard Prince's photograph, set to be shown starting Thursday as part of the “Pop Life …

Three Bravo stars get solo series  —  ‘Housewives,’ ‘Runway,’ ‘Chef’ alumni to be featured  —  Bravo is developing three new projects starring some of the cabler's recent breakout reality stars: Bethenny Frankel, Christian Siriano and Fabio Viviani.  —  All three reality vets will star …

Ellen Pompeo Makes First Public Appearance Since Giving Birth  —  Just two weeks after giving birth to baby girl Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery, a radiant Ellen Pompeo, with husband Christopher Ivery by her side, told PEOPLE “I feel great” as she stepped out Wednesday to attend the collection launch …

Madonna Would ‘Rather Get Run Over By A Train’ Than Remarry  —  Madonna sat down with David Letterman on ‘The Late Show’ for the singer's eighth time Wednesday night, after being carried into the studio by the New York Rangers.  —  The two discussed her eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie …

A-Rod and Kate Hudson not expecting child, rep says; Halle Berry not pregnant, either  —  Alex Rodriguez may be getting the best October surprise he's ever had: Rumors have been swirling that his gal pal Kate Hudson is pregnant.  —  The Hollywood blond was photographed looking …

50 CENT CALLS FAME KILLS “THE GAY TOUR”  —  50 Cent was talking about the “Fame Kills: Starring Kanye West and Lady Gaga” tour on the Angie Martinez show today.  Listen to the interview above!  —  f**k you 50 cent -.-  —  Who is 50 cent?  —  what an idiot.  good thing nobody cares about him.

This week's cover: Stars on the set!  —  This week, Entertainment Weekly goes behind the scenes to bring you a bevy of exclusive photos of your favorite stars at work on the set.  From Tina Fey and Steve Carell taking over Times Square, to Jennifer Aniston enjoying an all-night ride …

Broadway Star to Join 30 Rock?  —  Mary Ellen Matthews/NBC; John Sciulli/Getty Images  —  The ginormous ensemble cast of 30 Rock is about to get bigger!  —  Sorry, all you screaming tweens, it's not Robert Pattinson or Justin Timberlake.  But how about another total hottie to join the funny crew in the meantime?

Jackman Tests Mettle with “Real Steel”  —  Hugh Jackman,who just opened on Broadway in “A Steady Rain,” is in talks to star onscreen in the Shawn Levy-directed “Real Steel” for DreamWorks.  —  Pic is a Rocky-esque tale of a fighter who has to reinvent himself when human boxing becomes obsolete …

Ramones biopic could have Fox Searchlight saying ‘Gabba Gabba Hey’  —  Fox Searchlight wants to be sedated.  —  The specialty division is in negotiations to board a project about the life of the Ramones, based on a memoir titled “I Slept With Joey Ramone” by the musician's brother and featuring the band's tunes.

Put Some Lip Chap On It  —  Goldie Hawn is a ho of a certain age in Hollywood whose face isn't stretched all the way to the top of her ass crack, so kadooze (in Ramona's voice) to her for that!  However, I just want to stuff Goldie into a cocoa butter bottle and shake shake shake SHAKE!

The Green Hornet Stirs Up An Explosive Nest  —  Explosive action on the set of The Green Hornet.  —  That's Kato's stuntman and probably Seth Rogan's.  It doesn't even look like him.