Jon and Kate Battle Over Twins' Birthday  —  Amid all the drama surrounding her crumbling marriage, Kate Gosselin has had one bright spot on the horizon.  “Thursday is Cara and Mady's 9th birthday,” Kate, 34, tells PEOPLE, referring to her twins.  “That's my focus to get me through the next few days.

Please Be Seated.  Guy Ritchie's Life Will Begin Shortly.  —  His marriage to Madonna behind him, and the potential blockbuster Sherlock Holmes coming in December, the director has a lot on his mind.  But he can explain it all with three simple truths.  —  Noon on a Friday.

Katie Holmes: Tom Cruise Critiques the Way I Dress  —  Katie Holmes doesn't need to worry about the Fashion Police.  —  She has husband Tom Cruise.  —  In the November issue of Elle, the actress, 30, says Cruise, 47, often critiques her clothes.  —  “He usually likes everything …

FIRST LISTEN: Jennifer Lopez's Dance Track ‘Fresh Out of the Oven’  —  Jennifer Lopez's new album Love? is due in January, but fans of the singer-actress can get their fix now, with the release of a dance track titled “Fresh Out of the Oven,” featuring the rapper Pitbull.

'I think I'm in love,' confesses smitten Russell Brand as he follows Katy Perry to Paris  —  His romances rarely last beyond 24 hours, but it seems Russell Brand's womanising ways have finally been tamed by one Miss Katy Perry.  —  The smitten comedian followed the brunette singer to Paris …

K-Fed Accused of Being a Dirty Home-Wrecker  —  Kevin Federline is accused of being a dirty, filthy, chain-smoking, home-wrecker — and now his allegedly trashy lifestyle could cost him more than $100,000.  —  It's all over the Tarzana, California home where K-Fed lived until this past May …

Ross To Helm “Venom”  —  The relationship between Columbia Pictures and Gary Ross that began with his rewrite on “Spider-Man 4” is taking a “Venom"-ous turn.  —  I am hearing that the studio is in talks with Ross to helm the Spidey-spinoff “Venom,” and rewrite the script.

Letterman's Former Hookup Banned from CBS Set  —  TMZ has learned Stephanie Birkitt — the woman at the center of the David Letterman sex scandal — has been banned from setting foot on the CBS set where the “Late Show” is filmed.  —  Birkitt used to be David's assistant — appearing on the …

Brad Pitt ‘in secret hotel meeting with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’  —  Brad Pitt is said to have held a secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a recent trip to New York.  —  The pair, who ended their five-year marriage in 2005, met up at a hotel in the city for an hour …

Exclusive: Marlon Wayans in talks to play Richard Pryor  —  Funny man Marlon Wayans is in advanced discussions to play one of comedy's most iconic figures in the biopic Richard Pryor: Is it Something I Said for Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Prods. and Sony Pictures.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy: I'm Done with Karina  —  Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff  —  Perhaps the only upside to being eliminated from Dancing with the Stars Tuesday for pro dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy is that he won't have to endure any more uncomfortable encounters on set with his ex- fiancée, Karina Smirnoff.

Nick Nolte's Son Popped for DUI  —  TMZ has learned Nick Nolte's son was arrested for suspicion of DUI and possession of a controlled substance yesterday in Santa Monica.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us Brawley King Nolte — who starred as the kidnapped kid in “Ransom” back in the day …

‘Vacation’ sequel booked at New Line  —  New Line is going on a “Vacation.”  —  The Warner Bros. division is developing a sequel of sorts to the 1983 comedy classic, with David Dobkin attached to produce and possibly direct.  —  New Line is meeting with writers to write the script …

Exclusive: Gretchen Rossi Reveals Why She Won't Get Breast Implants  —  LOS ANGELES — Exclusive: Gretchen Rossi Reveals Why She Won't Get Breast Implants |  Courtney Love (Finally) Takes a Good Look in the Mirror |  Hollywood Attorney Gloria Allred Turns Up at Premiere to Diss David Letterman |

Rep: Heidi Klum Hasn't Given Birth  —  On Wednesday afternoon, the Internet was buzzing that Heidi Klum was in the hospital about to give birth to her baby girl.  —  But her rep tells Usmagazine.com, “She's at home resting.”  —  Klum, 36, is due any day.

Thugs attack two transvestites... who turn out to be cage fighters wearing fancy dress  —  Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.

Girl Fight: Frances Bean's Advice To Ali Lohan  —  It seems that 17-year-old Frances Bean (daughter of Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain) has inherited her mother's skills for writing confusing rants about totally random subjects.  For some reason, Frances went on her Twitter (her account has since been deleted) …