Oh, Betty!  —  January Jones spent years in Hollywood smiling through role after role as Babe #4 before landing a part as Betty Draper on ‘Mad Men’—the most complex, mysterious woman on television today.  And if you want to understand where America's sexiest housewife comes from?

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Return $180,000  —  TMZ has learned Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return $180,000 in marital funds, which were removed in violation of an arbitrator's order.  —  According to Kate's lawyer, Mark Momjian, “The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used …

Jessica Simpson: Daisy “Would Want” Me to Get Another Dog  —  For the first time since her Maltipoo Daisy was taken from her, Jessica Simpson speaks publicly about the loss of her pet.  —  “Daisy meant the world to me,” the star, 29, told Usmagazine.com at the FFANY Shoes on Sale QVC event in NYC Tuesday.

Paris Accused of Pig-Like Behavior  —  PETA has unleashed a brutal attack against Paris Hilton for buying a pet mini-pig recently, claiming she's setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they're “as disposable as her friends and fiances.”  —  PETA says of Paris: “The Chihuahuas …

Tracy Morgan on Two Former SNL Colleagues: 'F—k 'Em"  —  What could possibly be better than the Tracy Mogan Twitter feed?  Try: Tracy Morgan reading from his new autobiography, and veering belligerently off script.  Sometimes the audiobook is better than the original work.  This is one of those cases.

Holy Shocker!  A Major Death Is Coming to Heroes  —  Ouch.  —  This one is going to leave a mark.  —  Sources over on NBC's Heroes confirm to me that a major death is in the works, and this is not one that will go unnoticed by even the most casual fan.  —  It is huge.  —  So who is it?

‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy responds to cast being pulled from Macy's parade  —  Glee creator Ryan Murphy says he gets why NBC asked Macy's to pull the cast of his Fox show out of its Thanksgiving Day parade: “I completely understand NBC's position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float,” he told EW.com.

It's a Boy - and a Boy - for Jeffrey Tambor  —  Jeffrey Tambor & wife Kasia  —  Here's the honest truth: actor Jeffrey Tambor has twin boys.  —  The star of The Invention of Lying and his wife of eight years, Kasia, welcomed sons Hugo Bernard and Eli Nicholas on Oct. 4.

Chris Pine in talks for Jack Ryan role  —  Paramount negotiating with actor for franchise reboot  —  Paramount Pictures is negotiating with Chris Pine to play CIA analyst Jack Ryan in the reboot of the franchise based on the Tom Clancy novels.  —  Pine is positioned to topline his second Par franchise.

Lamar Odom: Just A Little Embarrassed To Be Seen With His Wife  —  Is there a chance he thought he was marrying Kourtney?  —  Stepping out for a swanky evening, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at the grand opening of the Philippe Restaurant last night (October 12).

Get Fitted: A Dress Shirt Manifesto  —  Ever pull on a dress shirt that makes you look fifteen pounds heavier, the kind that balloons out the back and with sleeves cut for a pirate?  Now a range of labels is offering fitted dress shirts that perfectly contour to your body.

Universal and Imagine make ‘Frenemy’  —  Rashida Jones to co-write adventure script  —  Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment have acquired screen rights to “Frenemy of the State,” a graphic novel miniseries created by actress Rashida Jones, who will write the script with Will McCormack.

Scribes make suicide pact  —  Gus Van Sant, Bret Easton Ellis team on film  —  Gus Van Sant and author Bret Easton Ellis will team to write a feature about the double suicide of artists Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake.  —  PalmStar Entertainment, Celluloid Dreams and K5 Film have acquired screen rights to …

Scoop: ‘Friday Night Lights’ recruits ‘Practice’ vet  —  Former Practice star Steve Harris has booked a recurring role on Friday Night Lights, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  The two-time Emmy nominee will play Vernon Merriweather, an ex-football star and the father of East Dillon newbie Jess (Jurnee Smollett, inset).

Ian McKellen Talks The Hobbit/Magneto  —  Exclusive: Sir Ian on his geek projects  —  Empire had the good fortune recently to catch up with one of our favourite knights, Sir Ian McKellen, at the San Sebastian Film Festival.  Naturally, we decided to pump him vigorously for the latest …

Exclusive: ‘Dear John’ Poster Premiere  —  Click image below to view full poster  —  It's time for The Notebook fans to grab a box of tissues and plan for their Februaries and romance-filled Valentine's Day dates.  Cinematical has just received this exclusive snuggle-centric poster for Dear John …

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ass Works A Pole  —  Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big ass, trying to break free from the constraints of her Kim Kardashian collection spandex leggings, after and hour long pole dancing class.  I thought pole dancers were supposed to wear things like slutty cop uniforms …

Benjamin Bratt is ‘Modern’ man  —  Actor to guest star on ABC's new comedy series  —  Ed O'Neill will be facing some serious competition.  —  Benjamin Bratt has signed on to guest star on ABC's new comedy series “Modern Family,” playing the ex of Sofia Vergara's character.

Jared Leto Gets Fired Up Over Gay Marriage  —  What's got Jared Leto starting fires these days?  —  Gay marriage.  —  The actor-musician is helping raise money for gay rights group FAIR by taking part in an online auction of celebrity-signed prints of artist Shepard Fairey's …