Oh, Betty!  —  January Jones spent years in Hollywood smiling through role after role as Babe #4 before landing a part as Betty Draper on ‘Mad Men’—the most complex, mysterious woman on television today.  And if you want to understand where America's sexiest housewife comes from?

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Return $180,000  —  TMZ has learned Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return $180,000 in marital funds, which were removed in violation of an arbitrator's order.  —  According to Kate's lawyer, Mark Momjian, “The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used …

Paris Accused of Pig-Like Behavior  —  PETA has unleashed a brutal attack against Paris Hilton for buying a pet mini-pig recently, claiming she's setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they're “as disposable as her friends and fiances.”  —  PETA says of Paris: “The Chihuahuas …

Tracy Morgan on Two Former SNL Colleagues: 'F—k 'Em"  —  What could possibly be better than the Tracy Mogan Twitter feed?  Try: Tracy Morgan reading from his new autobiography, and veering belligerently off script.  Sometimes the audiobook is better than the original work.  This is one of those cases.

Holy Shocker!  A Major Death Is Coming to Heroes  —  Ouch.  —  This one is going to leave a mark.  —  Sources over on NBC's Heroes confirm to me that a major death is in the works, and this is not one that will go unnoticed by even the most casual fan.  —  It is huge.  —  So who is it?

‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy responds to cast being pulled from Macy's parade  —  Glee creator Ryan Murphy says he gets why NBC asked Macy's to pull the cast of his Fox show out of its Thanksgiving Day parade: “I completely understand NBC's position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float,” he told EW.com.

Lamar Odom: Just A Little Embarrassed To Be Seen With His Wife  —  Is there a chance he thought he was marrying Kourtney?  —  Stepping out for a swanky evening, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at the grand opening of the Philippe Restaurant last night (October 12).

Get Fitted: A Dress Shirt Manifesto  —  Ever pull on a dress shirt that makes you look fifteen pounds heavier, the kind that balloons out the back and with sleeves cut for a pirate?  Now a range of labels is offering fitted dress shirts that perfectly contour to your body.

Ian McKellen Talks The Hobbit/Magneto  —  Exclusive: Sir Ian on his geek projects  —  Empire had the good fortune recently to catch up with one of our favourite knights, Sir Ian McKellen, at the San Sebastian Film Festival.  Naturally, we decided to pump him vigorously for the latest …

Jennifer Love Hewitt's Ass Works A Pole  —  Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt's big ass, trying to break free from the constraints of her Kim Kardashian collection spandex leggings, after and hour long pole dancing class.  I thought pole dancers were supposed to wear things like slutty cop uniforms …

Exclusive: ‘Dear John’ Poster Premiere  —  Click image below to view full poster  —  It's time for The Notebook fans to grab a box of tissues and plan for their Februaries and romance-filled Valentine's Day dates.  Cinematical has just received this exclusive snuggle-centric poster for Dear John …

It's a Boy - and a Boy - for Jeffrey Tambor  —  Jeffrey Tambor & wife Kasia  —  Here's the honest truth: actor Jeffrey Tambor has twin boys.  —  The star of The Invention of Lying and his wife of eight years, Kasia, welcomed sons Hugo Bernard and Eli Nicholas on Oct. 4.

Scoop: ‘Friday Night Lights’ recruits ‘Practice’ vet  —  Former Practice star Steve Harris has booked a recurring role on Friday Night Lights, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  The two-time Emmy nominee will play Vernon Merriweather, an ex-football star and the father of East Dillon newbie Jess (Jurnee Smollett, inset).

Jackson scores 5 American Music Award nominations  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Michael Jackson picked up five American Music Awards on Tuesday, almost four months after his sudden death turned him into the biggest-selling artist of the year, organizers said on Tuesday.

EXCLUSIVE: Listen to Leighton Meester's First Single “Somebody To Love”  —  Check out the debut single from Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester, “Somebody To Love” featuring R&B crooner Robin Thicke!  —  LISTEN |  Leighton Meester ft. Robin Thicke - “Somebody To Love”

The Latest Chapter In The Sad Gayelle Diaries  —  SamRo has basically closed her eyes, ears, fingers and mouth to Lindsay Lohan, so what's a pill-pooping (typo and it stays) crazy to do?  LiLo had no choice but to hop on her Twitter to cry about how SamRo's family is pussy-blocking her and stealing her shine.

T.R. Knight: “I Want a Baby”  —  “I want a baby,” the former Grey's Anatomy star reveals on Tuesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show.  —  He goes on, “I don't know if it's going to end up working out, but that would be something I would like.”  —  The actor, 36 — who is currently starring …

Ed Westwick: Feather Tattoo Explained!  —  Ed Westwick and girlfriend Jessica Szohr come out to support their Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgley at the premiere of his new movie, The Stepfather at NYC's SVA Theater on Monday (October 12).  —  About a month ago, Ed got a huge feather tattooed on the back of his left arm.

Day in Celebrity Tweets for Tues 10/13  —  We know you can't keep track of every celebrity Twitter account, so we're cutting through the social media jungle to give you the best, worst and sometimes just absurd celebrity tweets of the day.  See what celebrities on Twitter like Lindsay Lohan …

Benjamin Bratt is ‘Modern’ man  —  Actor to guest star on ABC's new comedy series  —  Ed O'Neill will be facing some serious competition.  —  Benjamin Bratt has signed on to guest star on ABC's new comedy series “Modern Family,” playing the ex of Sofia Vergara's character.

Pastelle by Kanye West |  Never Coming Out  —  UPDATE: Earlier today we posted some images from the long-rumored Pastelle by Kanye West collection.  Although pieces have been seen worn by Kanye West during several public appearances (such as the 2008 AMA Awards), Pastelle will never be released.

College to Letterman: Don't Touch Our Interns!  —  A Connecticut college has initiated a new program to keep David Letterman interns at arms length from the host.  —  A rep from Quinnipiac University tells TMZ: … David might be happy to know the college has no plans to end the program.