Oh, Betty!  —  January Jones spent years in Hollywood smiling through role after role as Babe #4 before landing a part as Betty Draper on ‘Mad Men’—the most complex, mysterious woman on television today.  And if you want to understand where America's sexiest housewife comes from?

Jon Gosselin Ordered to Return $180,000  —  TMZ has learned Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return $180,000 in marital funds, which were removed in violation of an arbitrator's order.  —  According to Kate's lawyer, Mark Momjian, “The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used …

Jessica Simpson: Daisy “Would Want” Me to Get Another Dog  —  For the first time since her Maltipoo Daisy was taken from her, Jessica Simpson speaks publicly about the loss of her pet.  —  “Daisy meant the world to me,” the star, 29, told Usmagazine.com at the FFANY Shoes on Sale QVC event in NYC Tuesday.

Holy Shocker!  A Major Death Is Coming to Heroes  —  Ouch.  —  This one is going to leave a mark.  —  Sources over on NBC's Heroes confirm to me that a major death is in the works, and this is not one that will go unnoticed by even the most casual fan.  —  It is huge.  —  So who is it?

Paris Accused of Pig-Like Behavior  —  PETA has unleashed a brutal attack against Paris Hilton for buying a pet mini-pig recently, claiming she's setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they're “as disposable as her friends and fiances.”  —  PETA says of Paris: “The Chihuahuas …

It's a Boy - and a Boy - for Jeffrey Tambor  —  Jeffrey Tambor & wife Kasia  —  Here's the honest truth: actor Jeffrey Tambor has twin boys.  —  The star of The Invention of Lying and his wife of eight years, Kasia, welcomed sons Hugo Bernard and Eli Nicholas on Oct. 4.

Chris Pine in talks for Jack Ryan role  —  Paramount negotiating with actor for franchise reboot  —  Paramount Pictures is negotiating with Chris Pine to play CIA analyst Jack Ryan in the reboot of the franchise based on the Tom Clancy novels.  —  Pine is positioned to topline his second Par franchise.

Tracy Morgan on Two Former SNL Colleagues: 'F—k 'Em"  —  What could possibly be better than the Tracy Mogan Twitter feed?  Try: Tracy Morgan reading from his new autobiography, and veering belligerently off script.  Sometimes the audiobook is better than the original work.  This is one of those cases.

Scribes make suicide pact  —  Gus Van Sant, Bret Easton Ellis team on film  —  Gus Van Sant and author Bret Easton Ellis will team to write a feature about the double suicide of artists Theresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake.  —  PalmStar Entertainment, Celluloid Dreams and K5 Film have acquired screen rights to …

Universal and Imagine make ‘Frenemy’  —  Rashida Jones to co-write adventure script  —  Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment have acquired screen rights to “Frenemy of the State,” a graphic novel miniseries created by actress Rashida Jones, who will write the script with Will McCormack.

Lamar Odom: Just A Little Embarrassed To Be Seen With His Wife  —  Is there a chance he thought he was marrying Kourtney?  —  Stepping out for a swanky evening, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were spotted at the grand opening of the Philippe Restaurant last night (October 12).

Benjamin Bratt is ‘Modern’ man  —  Actor to guest star on ABC's new comedy series  —  Ed O'Neill will be facing some serious competition.  —  Benjamin Bratt has signed on to guest star on ABC's new comedy series “Modern Family,” playing the ex of Sofia Vergara's character.

‘Gilmore Girls’ creator lands HBO gig  —  Amy Sherman-Palladino to write, exec produce dramedy  —  “Gilmore Girls” creator-executive producer Amy Sherman-Palladino will be tackling more mother-daughter relationships in a project for HBO.  —  Sherman-Palladino will write and executive produce …

‘Glee’ creator Ryan Murphy responds to cast being pulled from Macy's parade  —  Glee creator Ryan Murphy says he gets why NBC asked Macy's to pull the cast of his Fox show out of its Thanksgiving Day parade: “I completely understand NBC's position, and look forward to seeing a Jay Leno float,” he told EW.com.

First Photo: Kidnap Survivor Jaycee Dugard Emerges from the Shadows  —  Jaycee Dugard today  —  After being held against her will for 18 years, much of it in a backyard hell straight out of a horror film, Jaycee Dugard wants the world to know:  —  “I'm so happy to be back with my family,” she tells PEOPLE.

Exclusive: ‘Dear John’ Poster Premiere  —  Click image below to view full poster  —  It's time for The Notebook fans to grab a box of tissues and plan for their Februaries and romance-filled Valentine's Day dates.  Cinematical has just received this exclusive snuggle-centric poster for Dear John …

Get Fitted: A Dress Shirt Manifesto  —  Ever pull on a dress shirt that makes you look fifteen pounds heavier, the kind that balloons out the back and with sleeves cut for a pirate?  Now a range of labels is offering fitted dress shirts that perfectly contour to your body.

Scoop: ‘Friday Night Lights’ recruits ‘Practice’ vet  —  Former Practice star Steve Harris has booked a recurring role on Friday Night Lights, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  The two-time Emmy nominee will play Vernon Merriweather, an ex-football star and the father of East Dillon newbie Jess (Jurnee Smollett, inset).

Jared Leto Gets Fired Up Over Gay Marriage  —  What's got Jared Leto starting fires these days?  —  Gay marriage.  —  The actor-musician is helping raise money for gay rights group FAIR by taking part in an online auction of celebrity-signed prints of artist Shepard Fairey's …

Landlord Declares War on Soulja Boy  —  Soulja Boy Tell Em's been living in his luxury LA apartment for less than a year, and he's already accused of being the tenant from hell — allegedly being too loud, over-crowding his building, and owing nearly $10,000 in unpaid bills.