No More Jon & Kate After November  —  The Gosselin family  —  Our long national nightmare is finally over.  —  Jon & Kate Plus 8, which in recent months had become just about as fun as reliving your parents' divorce, will stop filming new episodes next month, according to the New York Post.

ONLY ON US: Fox Apologizes to Jessica Simpson for Mocking Her Weight  —  Chew on this.  —  Burger King and Fox have apologized for an Oct. 11 NFL Sunday skit that mocked Jessica Simpson's weight.  —  A rep for Fox tells Usmagazine.com in a statement: “Burger King Corp. did not have any editorial input …

DNA Tests Clear Keanu Reeves  —  Keanu Reeves can breathe a little easier ... turns out he's not the father of a Canadian woman's children.  —  DNA tests conclusively disprove claims by Karen Sala that Keanu fathered at least one of her four adult children, the actor's attorney tells TMZ.

Taylor Swift to Bring Kanye-Gate to ‘SNL’  —  Taylor Swift is set to host ‘Saturday Night Live’ next month, and it's almost guaranteed her infamous run-in with Kanye West will be spoofed at some point.  “There are definitely some hilarious things that have happened to me over the past couple …

Avril Lavigne Files for Divorce  —  Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley.  —  She cites “irreconcilable differences.”  —  According to the docs, Avril says they separated on Sept. 4th and were married 3 years and 1 month.  —  Avril is not asking for spousal support …

Tina Fey, 24-Year-Old Virgin: I 'Couldn't Give It Away'  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  Tina Fey may be one of the most popular girls around these days, but as she reminisced to David Letterman Wednesday, she was a virgin until she met her husband when she was 24.

Lindsay Lohan On Her Ungaro Debut: “I Am Learning”  —  Marion Curtis/Startraks  —  The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway.  Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan.  The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press …

Tree of Life Will Not Open in 2009  —  Writer-director Terrence Malick's long-awaited family drama about grief, Tree of Life, will not be released by year's end.  Apparition had tentatively scheduled a December 25 release for River Road's 50s period film, which stars Sean Penn and Brad Pitt.

Leona Lewis ‘punched’ at signing  —  Amateur footage showed a person being held on the ground  —  Police have arrested a man over an alleged assault on 2006 X Factor winner Leona Lewis at a book signing.  —  A Scotland Yard spokesman said police were called to Waterstone's book store at Piccadilly …

Columbia caught 'Red'-handed  —  Ridley Scott, Steve Zaillian in talks for film  —  Columbia Pictures has acquired rights to remake the U.K. miniseries “Red Riding,” and is negotiating with Steve Zaillian to write the script and Ridley Scott to direct.  —  The project, based …

FOX411 EXCLUSIVE: Jamie Kennedy just going through motions with Love Hewitt  —  Jamie and Jen at the Emmy Awards on Sept. 20, 2009.  (Reuters)  —  Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt looked like a happy couple at Tao Nightclub's 4th anniversary party on Oct. 3, but a source close …

Heidi Klum's Body-After-Baby Plan?  Take It Easy  —  Sure, Heidi Klum knows what to do to get back in to shape fast after having a baby.  She even walked the runway for the Victoria's Secret fashion show less than two months after having son Henry in 2005.

‘Terminator’ Kid Busted for DUI  —  Thomas Dekker — the guy who played “John Connor” on the Terminator TV show — was arrested last night on suspicion of DUI after allegedly hitting a bicyclist.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the 21-year-old “The Sarah Connor Chronicles” …

Courteney Cox to try for another baby  —  Baby mania really has taken over Hollywood - hot on the heels of the news that Heidi Klum's given birth to baby number four, Courteney Cox has announced that she's ready to have a second child.  Courteney already has five-year-old Coco with David Arquette, but as she explains to OK!

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: John Mayer's Wild Night In Gay Bar  —  John Mayer kissed a boy and he liked it - allegedly!  —  Notorious womanizer John took a step over to the other side on Saturday when he stopped by Toucan's Tiki Lounge, a popular gay club in Palm Springs.  —  John Mayer In Club During Stabbing

John Mayer Threatens to Sodomize Us  —  Last night, Vulture had the pleasure of running into world-renowned blues legend John Mayer at a party at the Elle Decor-sponsored Armani/Casa party, where he was playing host.  Since he's known for political outspokenness and the trenchant commentary of hits like …

Taye Diggs: Wife Was a “Warrior” During Natural Childbirth  —  Private Practice star Taye Diggs didn't freak out when wife Idina Menzel went into labor.  —  “There was something going on that morning, so we knew this is going to be a special day,” he says in an interview on the Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Thursday).

Rethinking the Older Woman-Younger Man Relationship  —  OVER the transom the other day came an urgent “Cougar Alert”: There is a new book out, and this one distinguishes the real cougar, a confident, strong, single woman over 40, from the comically desperate predator-seductress depicted …