No More Jon & Kate After November  —  The Gosselin family  —  Our long national nightmare is finally over.  —  Jon & Kate Plus 8, which in recent months had become just about as fun as reliving your parents' divorce, will stop filming new episodes next month, according to the New York Post.

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Back On!  —  After failed summer flings with Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back on, reports the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now).  —  “He really got to her, and she's hooked on him,” a source tells Us.

Taylor Swift to Bring Kanye-Gate to ‘SNL’  —  Taylor Swift is set to host ‘Saturday Night Live’ next month, and it's almost guaranteed her infamous run-in with Kanye West will be spoofed at some point.  “There are definitely some hilarious things that have happened to me over the past couple …

Cops: Terminator Star's Victim Was 17 Years Old  —  TMZ has obtained the police report from Thomas Dekker's DUI bust in North Hollywood late last night — which states the actor hit a 17-year-old kid who was trying to ride his bike past a freeway on-ramp.  —  According to the report …

Tina Fey, 24-Year-Old Virgin: I 'Couldn't Give It Away'  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  Tina Fey may be one of the most popular girls around these days, but as she reminisced to David Letterman Wednesday, she was a virgin until she met her husband when she was 24.

Tree of Life Will Not Open in 2009  —  Writer-director Terrence Malick's long-awaited family drama about grief, Tree of Life, will not be released by year's end.  Apparition had tentatively scheduled a December 25 release for River Road's 50s period film, which stars Sean Penn and Brad Pitt.

Lindsay Lohan On Her Ungaro Debut: “I Am Learning”  —  Marion Curtis/Startraks  —  The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway.  Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan.  The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press …

DNA Tests Clear Keanu Reeves  —  Keanu Reeves can breathe a little easier ... turns out he's not the father of a Canadian woman's children.  —  DNA tests conclusively disprove claims by Karen Sala that Keanu fathered at least one of her four adult children, the actor's attorney tells TMZ.

Heidi Klum's Body-After-Baby Plan?  Take It Easy  —  Sure, Heidi Klum knows what to do to get back in to shape fast after having a baby.  She even walked the runway for the Victoria's Secret fashion show less than two months after having son Henry in 2005.

ONLY ON US: Fox Apologizes to Jessica Simpson for Mocking Her Weight  —  Chew on this.  —  Burger King and Fox have apologized for an Oct. 11 NFL Sunday skit that mocked Jessica Simpson's weight.  —  A rep for Fox tells Usmagazine.com in a statement: “Burger King Corp. did not have any editorial input …

Garth Brooks Is Back!  —  Garth Brooks is officially back in the saddle, he announced Thursday morning.  —  After a nine-year hiatus in which he stepped out of the spotlight to spend more time with his three daughters, Brooks said he's ready to perform again.

Exclusive: Beyonce And Lady Gaga's ‘Video Phone’ Clip Confirmed!  —  Rep for director Hype Williams confirmed much-rumored video for Beyonce's song.  —  All week, gossip sites have been abuzz with rumors that two of the fiercest divas in the game — Beyoncé and Lady Gaga …

BREAKING NEWS: David Archuleta's Parents File For Divorce  —  Less than a month after he was arrested during a sting operation at a massage parlor in Utah, James Jeffrey Archuleta — the father of American Idol runner-up David — filed for divorce from his wife of over twenty years Lupe Marie.

Pam Anderson Wears Her Baywatch Swimsuit Again  —  Pam Anderson slipped back into her Baywatch swimsuit Wednesday night.  —  The actress and model, now 42, wore the famous red one-piece down the catwalk at the A*MUSE by Richie Rich show during the Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami Beach.

This week's cover: An exclusive first look at the new Michael Jackson movie  —  When tickets for Michael Jackson's This Is It went on sale on Sept. 27, hundreds of shows around the globe sold out in less than 24 hours, without anyone knowing quite what it even was — a concert movie?  A documentary?

Meet the New Faces of The Real Housewives of NY  —  Let's face it: Some of the best Real Housewives moments (from any franchise) happened when someone new encroached on the nouveau-riche territory of the existing cast.  Cases in point: Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson's disdain …

Pair of toons unfold at Fox  —  Jonah Hill show to be produced by Chernin's shingle  —  Fox is expanding its animation development, picking up a presentation from thesp Jonah Hill to be produced by Peter Chernin's shingle.  —  Net is also developing a script based on Peter Bagge's graphic novel series “The Bradleys.”

Avril Lavigne Files for Divorce  —  Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley.  —  She cites “irreconcilable differences.”  —  According to the docs, Avril says they separated on Sept. 4th and were married 3 years and 1 month.  —  Avril is not asking for spousal support …

David Beckham named one of U.S.'s biggest sporting flops as he celebrates England victory  —  David Beckham was out celebrating with his England teammates after beating Belarus 3-0 at Wembley last night.  —  But while he was England's man of the match, it seems the footballer is less than popular across the Atlantic.

Russell Crowe In Fender-Bender With Pittsburgh Fire Truck  —  Crowe In Pittsburgh Filming ‘The Next Three Days’  —  PITTSBURGH — Russell Crowe is no stranger to performing his own stunts, but the “Gladiator” star was involved in his own real-life fender-bender Wednesday afternoon.

Columbia caught 'Red'-handed  —  Ridley Scott, Steve Zaillian in talks for film  —  Columbia Pictures has acquired rights to remake the U.K. miniseries “Red Riding,” and is negotiating with Steve Zaillian to write the script and Ridley Scott to direct.  —  The project, based …