WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan's Desperate Cry For Help - Hear Her Dramatic Call!  —  It's a shocking side of actress Lindsay Lohan we've never heard or seen before — three minutes of a recorded audio tape revealing her heart-wrenching and desperate plea for help.  —  PHOTOS: Lindsay Channels A Glam Bathing Beauty

EXCLUSIVE: Lawyer: Josh Duhamel “Bragged About” Fling With Stripper  —  As Fergie's #1 single goes, big girls don't cry.  Of adultery allegations involving actor husband Josh Duhamel and a stripper, a pal tells Us, “Fergie says nothing is wrong.  Every time I ask her how married life is, she says, ‘Awesome!’”

Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement  —  Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials — that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

Nicole Kidman reveals her love life has been kinky as she opens up about ‘strange sexual fetish’ encounters  —  She has always remained tight-lipped about her ten-year marriage to actor Tom Cruise and vows she will take all her secrets to the grave.  —  But in one of her most revealing-ever interviews …

Jon Gosselin Storms Out of Interview With Hailey Glassman  —  More drama for Jon Gosselin and his “semi-single” girlfriend Hailey Glassman.  —  In a joint interview airing Wednesday on Entertainment Tonight, the two argue over the future of their relationship.  —  “We're going to take a break and decide,” Jon, 32, says.

Drama in the Ring  — Black Eye, - Boxing Event, - Bruce Jenner, - Charity, - Concussion, - Dream Foundation, - Fight, - Khloe Kardashian, - Kim Kardashian, - Kim Kardashian Photos, - Kim Pics, - Kim's Black Eye, - Kourtney Kardashian, - Rob Kardashian, - Scott Disick  —  We took a helicopter to the fight!

Everyone wrong about Nicole Kidman and Robert Pattinson pairing up  —  ScreenDaily.com announces in a headline today, “Pattinson, Kidman board Bel Ami for Protagonist,” and goes on to report, “In an intriguing star pairing, Twilight sensation Robert Pattinson is teaming with Nicole Kidman to star in Bel Ami …

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart “Couldn't Be Closer”  —  Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart like to deny their relationship, but the chemistry between them in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar says a thousand words.  And most of those words are “bullsh*t!”

‘Real O.C.’ Douche Owes $80,000 to Sick Son  —  The only thing worse than owing nearly $80,000 in child support?  When the kid you're allegedly failing to support is fighting an inoperable brain tumor ... but that's just how the Real O.C.'s Slade Smiley happens to roll.

Brad Pitt Wants a New Ride  —  Wanted: A good-looking motorcycle that's both safe and paparazzi-proof.  Price is no object, but it's got to be something that can stand lots of kids crawling over it in the garage.  —  Okay, he hasn't exactly made that his Craigslist posting …

Martin, Baldwin to host Oscars  —  Duo to co-host 82nd Academy Awards  —  The Oscars keep multiplying.  —  After the Academy increased its best picture category to 10 films and tapped a pair of producers, it announced that there will be two hosts for the 82nd annual Academy Awards …

EXCLUSIVE: Chris Martin “Never” Kissed Kate Bosworth, Says Rep  —  Chris Martin's rep is denying a new Star tabloid story that claims the Coldplay rocker, 32, recently kissed 26-year-old actress Kate Bosworth.  —  Star quotes an unnamed as saying that Martin was “totally making out with Kate …

La Toya Jackson Scene Restored on Brüno DVD  —  Sacha Baron Cohen as Brüno and La Toya Jackson  —  Wunderbar!  —  Brüno, the preening, Austrian celebrity wannabe created by Sacha Baron Cohen, finally gets to meet singer La Toya Jackson when Brüno is released on DVD on Nov. 17.

Sienna stands by Slinky  —  That was fast!  Just days after  —  Sienna Millerreportedly gave  —  DJ Slinky Wizardthe kiss-off, the PDA-friendly couple was shopping for vintage (but never worn) underwear in SoHo.  Our spies caught the Broadway beauty and the Brit disc-spinner (real name,

Rabbi Shmuley's Got No Time for Kate  —  Jon Gosselin's new spiritual advisor celebrity rabbi Shmuley Boteach tells PopEater he has his hands full at the moment dealing with Jon so Kate is out of luck if she wants to get some of the Shmuley love for herself.  “I'm not up to that yet.

Exclusive: James Franco heads to ‘30 Rock’  —  Ready for the latest twist in the incredibly wild and unpredictable career of one James Franco?  Sources confirm to me exclusively that the Spider-Man/Milk actor will follow up his upcoming arc on General Hospital with a guest appearance on 30 Rock.

Michael Jackson — The Urination Explanation  —  Finally an explanation as to why Michael Jackson's 1993 accuser could identify the discoloration on the singer's genitals ... Michael liked to pee for an audience.  —  TMZ has obtained files from the 1993 Santa Barbara molestation investigation.