Britney ‘Extremely Upset’ in Australia  —  Australian music critics have greeted Britney Spears on her first concert tour down under with poor reviews and stories of fans walking out of her show.  On top of that, lawmakers have been critical of the singer for her well-established use …

Demi Goddess  —  SHE'S NO LONGER THE LARGER-THAN-LIFE BOX OFFICE STAR OF THE EIGHTIES AND NINETIES, BUT WITH A SLATE OF QUIRKY INDIE ROLES AND A HORDE OF DIGITAL FOLLOWERS, DEMI MOORE IS REINVENTING HER CAREER.  CALL IT DEMI 2.0.  —  Demi Moore wears a Lanvin necklace.

Sweaty Eva Mendes Hovers Over NYC  —  Surprise!  A giant Calvin Klein billboard starring a sweaty and nearly naked Eva Mendes is stopping traffic in New York City.  In the ad, the ‘Hitch’ actress is wearing sheer bra and tugging at an equaly slippery male model's briefs.

Katt Williams Arrested for Burglary  —  Did you hear the one about the comedian who got arrested for allegedly breaking into someone's home?  —  Katt Williams was arrested early Monday morning in Georgia and is being held on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing.

Report: Ashlee Simpson to Join Chicago on Broadway  —  Where does a crazy Melrose Place character go after she dies?  Apparently, the Windy City by way of the Great White Way.  —  According to reports, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, 25, isn't taking a break after getting axed from the prime-time soap.

WORLD EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Lindsay Lohan's Assistant Says, “I Am Trying To Save Her Life”  —  In another explosive recorded audio tape obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Lindsay Lohan's assistant Jenni Muro reveals her fear that Lindsay was killing herself.  —  The taped phone call is between Jenni Muro and Michael Lohan.

John Travolta: Scientology Helping Us “Heal” After Jett's Death  —  In his first interview since son Jett's tragic death last January, Scientologist John Travolta says he and his family are relying on almost daily religious counseling sessions to help them cope.

Carrie Prejean — Softcore Hypocrite?  —  Carrie Prejean is shifting the blame for those topless modeling photos she took back in the day — now she claims our “culture” is the real problem ... not just “the wind.”  —  In her new “tell-all” book, Carrie dedicates an entire passage to bitch about “pornography,” writing:

The Practice's Marla Sokoloff Marries in Beverly Hills  —  Actress Marla Sokoloff married Alec Puro, a drummer with the band Deadsy, at an evening ceremony in Beverly Hills on Sunday.  —  The bride, 28, arrived at Il Cielo restaurant at 5:50 p.m. with five bridesmaids and two matrons of honor.

‘Seven’ team reuniting for ‘Peter Proud’ adaptation  —  The makers of “Seven” are teaming to reincarnate “The Reincarnation of Peter Proud” for Columbia.  —  David Fincher is attached to direct the new adaptation of the Max Ehrlich novel, which will be penned by Andrew Kevin Walker.

INSIDE STORY: Randy Quaid's Journey from Actor to Alleged Felon  —  Evi and Randy Quaid  —  A towering Texan with an easy smile and some 68 movies under his belt, Randy Quaid has been known over the years as an affable character actor.  On the Austin, Texas, set of his most recent film …

Gatecrasher: Beyonce, Jay-Z ready for baby  —  Her song “Single Ladies” is an Internet hit among dancing babies and now, Beyoncé's working on a tot of her own.  —  That's according to get this Jay-Z, B's notoriously tight-lipped hubby, who spilled the baby beans himself.

‘Family Guy’ Kills Off Miley Cyrus  —  The writers over at ‘Family Guy’ want to rid the world of Miley Cyrus.  Spoiler alert: During Sunday's episode, Stewie Griffin fakes cancer to meet the ‘Hannah Montana’ star and winds up finding out she's an android.  In complete ‘King Kong’ style …

Picture this!  Levi Johnston, Jon Gosselin together in Times Square  —  Levi and Jon, perfect together.  —  Levi Johnston, the ex-boyfriend of Sarah Palin's daughter, and Jon Gosselin of “Jon & Kate Plus 8” fame posed for photos on Sunday night in Times Square.

Jensen Ackles Engaged To Danneel Harris  —  Jensen Ackles and his longtime girlfriend Danneel Harris are engaged, her rep confirms exclusively to JustJared.com.  —  The 31-year-old Supernatural actor and 30-year-old One Tree Hill actress have been dating for about three years but have been friends for nearly a decade.