EXCLUSIVE: I'm Too Famous For A Regular Job, Jon Gosselin Says In New Court Papers  —  The burden of fame apparently weighs heavily on Jon Gosselin, according to new court papers obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com.  —  While battling TLC in a breach of contract lawsuit …

EXCLUSIVE: Angelina Jolie Spread “Mean-Spirited” Rumors About Jen Aniston  —  Is Angie the worst Mean Girl of them all — and is Brad's ex-wife Jen her most-wounded victim?  —  Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reports that Angelina Jolie, 34, waged …

Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe smokes spliff at party  —  Harry Potter idol Daniel Radcliffe laughed his head off as he smoked pot at a party.  —  Dopey Daniel, 20, even wandered about the house-warming bash, babbling to other party-goers: “I love weed.”

EXCLUSIVE: 30 Nude Photos, 8 Sex Tapes Of Carrie Prejean Surface  —  There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  PHOTOS: Miss California Carrie Prejean  —  It's the most shocking turn yet in a scandal …

Cindy Crawford — Extortion Victim?  —  Cindy Crawford was targeted for extortion, over a photo of her daughter which showed the daughter bound to a chair and gagged.  —  Documents were filed in federal court saying that Edis Kayalar, a friend of a former nanny of Crawford and husband Rande Gerber …

Out With a Bang: Ashlee and Colin Shoot “Crazy Naked” Sex Scene Before Leaving Melrose  —  Looks like the Parents Television Council is going to have more ammo.  —  We're hearing there's going to be a “crazy naked” sex scene on Melrose Place before the two recently ousted players go on their merry way …

ABC closing in on 'Charlie's Angels'  —  Network close to deal on pilot order  —  ABC is close to giving a pilot order to a modern version of the classic 1970s TV actioner “Charlie's Angels.”  —  Josh Friedman, who recently adapted the “Terminator” franchise for his Fox series “Terminator …

EXCLUSIVE: Levi Johnston's Manager: Playgirl Shoot “Was Fantastic!”  —  Forget Lady Gaga's “Disco Stick.”  Levi Johnston's wielded a hockey stick in his much-anticipated Playgirl photo shoot Thursday, his manager confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “The shoot was fantastic!”

Johnny Depp Will Save Nicolas Cage  —  ATMs everywhere give Nicolas Cage the side-eye whenever he strolls up, because they know he's on his way to the poor house.  Nicolas' checking account is coming up short thanks to buying stupid ass crap like real shrunken heads, a $500,000 car and two King Cobras.

Julianne Hough Calls Chuck Wicks Split “a Good Thing”  —  Julianne Hough tells Usmagazine.com her split from Chuck Wicks is for the best.  —  “It's a good thing for us right now,” the singer, 21, told Us Thursday at the Nashville premiere of The Blind Side.

Nicole Kidman acts odd  —  Nicole Kidmanat the Country Music Awards in Nashville.  “She looked freakish,” said one witness.  “She just had her lips done, and now she looks like  —  Meg Ryan.  ” The Aussie actress didn't want to be interrogated on the red carpet and fled, leaving behind her perplexed husband,

Eddie Cibrian's Wife — He's Finally Screwing Me!  —  Eddie Cibrian's soon-to-be ex-wife claims the actor is cheating on her again — this time with his wallet.  —  Brandi Cibrian claims the “CSI: Miami” star has left her essentially high and dry since he took off back in August after 8 years of marriage …

Lindsay Lohan: “I've Never Been Happier in My Life!”  —  Loading...  Despite her father's shenanigans, a failing acting career and a disastrous foray into high fashion, Lindsay Lohan insists she's one very happy chick.  —  “I've never been happier in my life,” she insisted to us last night …

Papa Lohan — Leaked Calls Could Mean Prison  —  Michael Lohan could wind up behind bars for his despicable decision to release secret recordings of his family's phone conversations — because it appears MiLo wasn't legally allowed to be on the calls in the first place.