Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!  —  There is no wang.  We repeat, there is no wang!  Playgirl's seen the results of last week's photo shoot, and while there may be glimpses of Levi Johnston's baby maker, there is no full-frontal shot.  Let the blame game begin!

NEW MOON PREMIERE PIX!!!  —  Talk about playing it up for the cameras!  Will this ever end?!  Kristen, YOU ARE WITH ROB!  You can't tease us with this faux little whisper-sweet-nothings red carpet act with Taylor!  But seriously, we LOVE Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner's hot looks at the New Moon premiere tonight.

Ken Ober, ‘Remote Control’ Host, Is Dead at 52  —  Updated |  4:29 p.m. Ken Ober, a brassy comedian best known as the host of the 1980s-era MTV game show “Remote Control,” died this weekend, Mark Measures, an agent at Abrams Artists who worked with him, said on Monday.  Mr. Ober, who lived in Santa Monica, Calif., was 52.

Fox411 Exclusive: Molly Sims calls Josh Duhamel cheating rumors ‘all lies,’ says she's dating Aaron Eckhart  —  Actress Molly Sims attends the 13th annual Ace awards, in New York, on Monday, Nov. 2, 2009.  (AP Photo)  —  Molly Sims spent her weekend in St. Petersburg …

Brooke Shields Recalls Suicidal Thoughts After Giving Birth  —  Brooke Shields has been open about her struggles with post-partum depression, but in revealing new comments she expresses the true depths of her suffering.  —  Shields, 44, spoke movingly about the stigma of depression …

PHOTO: The Carrie Diaries Revealed!  —  Sex and the City 2 may not be scheduled to hit theaters until May 28, 2010 - but for fans clamoring for anything new and Sex-related, there's good news ahead: Candace Bushnell is releasing the new book The Carrie Diaries, a teen prequel to her famous franchise.

Tila Tequila Sues Ex: The Brute Bruised Me  —  Tila Tequila is letting her bruises do the talking in a lawsuit she just filed against her ex, NFL star Shawne Merriman.  —  Tila claims Shawne grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, threw he down and choked her during an argument last September.

Reynolds, Faris to get ‘TMI’  —  Universal acquires comedy script  —  Universal Pictures has acquired “TMI,” a comic vehicle for Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris.  Pic becomes one of the first purchases made by the new U regime of Adam Fogelson and Donna Langley.

Janet Jackson: I'm Not Back On With Jermaine Dupri!  —  Guess she didn't miss him that much?  —  Despite reports of a reconciliation between Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri, the singer refers to Dupri as her “ex” in a new radio interview with Atlanta's The Bert Show.

‘Gilmore’ creator's stunning reveal: ‘I had a different path planned for Rory’  —  My ongoing mission to get Amy Sherman-Palladino to cough up those elusive final four Gilmore Girl words is finally starting to bear some juicy fruit.  Not that particular plum, no, but at least for the first time …

Disney Beaches “Captain Nemo”  —  Disney has put “Captain Nemo: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” in dry dock.  —  The picture, tentatively scheduled to begin production in February, has been halted indefinitely, and McG is no longer steering the ship.  —  The studio confirmed that the studio …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Kellan Lutz Denied Entry At New Moon Afterparty!  —  Uh oh!  After attending the New Moon premiere last night, Kellan Lutz and a pal made their way to the afterparty, only to be denied entry by the doorman and security!  Before heading to the soiree to join his peers …

Spencer Pratt Rips Al Roker After Being Canceled From ‘Today Show’  —  After ‘The Today Show’ called off Monday's chat between Al Roker, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (citing schedule changes), Pratt vented his frustration on Twitter, sending multiple insults to Roker.

Exclusive: Justin Theroux joins ‘Parks and Recreation’  —  Actor-producer-screenwriter-all- around Renaissance man Justin Theroux is joining Parks and Recreation (a.k.a. this fall's most improved comedy) in a major recurring role, sources confirm to me exclusively.

This Is What Happens When Beyonce And Lady CaCa Get Together  —  If Derek Blanks shot an Alter Ego-inspired commercial for Nerf, it would look just like Beyonce and Lady CaCa's “Video Phone” video.  And it's not a coincidence that at the beginning of this s**t Beyonce looks like NeNe Leakes channeling her inner Alien Princess RiRi.