NEW MOON PREMIERE PIX!!!  —  Talk about playing it up for the cameras!  Will this ever end?!  Kristen, YOU ARE WITH ROB!  You can't tease us with this faux little whisper-sweet-nothings red carpet act with Taylor!  But seriously, we LOVE Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner's hot looks at the New Moon premiere tonight.

Photo Disaster: No Full Frontal of Levi!  —  There is no wang.  We repeat, there is no wang!  Playgirl's seen the results of last week's photo shoot, and while there may be glimpses of Levi Johnston's baby maker, there is no full-frontal shot.  Let the blame game begin!

Fox411 Exclusive: Molly Sims calls Josh Duhamel cheating rumors ‘all lies,’ says she's dating Aaron Eckhart  —  Actress Molly Sims attends the 13th annual Ace awards, in New York, on Monday, Nov. 2, 2009.  (AP Photo)  —  Molly Sims spent her weekend in St. Petersburg …

Brat Packer called real brat  —  Anthony Michael Hallhas been ordered to stay away from his ex-girlfriend  —  Diana Falzoneafter he allegedly stalked her and attacked her in her New York apartment.  —  Sirius Radio host Falzone has obtained a temporary restraining order against Hall …

PHOTO: The Carrie Diaries Revealed!  —  Sex and the City 2 may not be scheduled to hit theaters until May 28, 2010 - but for fans clamoring for anything new and Sex-related, there's good news ahead: Candace Bushnell is releasing the new book The Carrie Diaries, a teen prequel to her famous franchise.

Secret of Jackie Onassis nude paparazzi pictures revealed  —  ITALIAN paparazzo Settimio Garritano has revealed the secret of how he snapped naked pictures of President Kennedy's widow Jackie Onassis on a private Greek island almost 40 years ago.  —  The pictures, which shocked the world …

Brooke Shields Recalls Suicidal Thoughts After Giving Birth  —  Brooke Shields has been open about her struggles with post-partum depression, but in revealing new comments she expresses the true depths of her suffering.  —  Shields, 44, spoke movingly about the stigma of depression …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Kellan Lutz Denied Entry At New Moon Afterparty!  —  Uh oh!  After attending the New Moon premiere last night, Kellan Lutz and a pal made their way to the afterparty, only to be denied entry by the doorman and security!  Before heading to the soiree to join his peers …

Janet Jackson: I'm Not Back On With Jermaine Dupri!  —  Guess she didn't miss him that much?  —  Despite reports of a reconciliation between Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri, the singer refers to Dupri as her “ex” in a new radio interview with Atlanta's The Bert Show.

Tila Tequila Sues Ex: The Brute Bruised Me  —  Tila Tequila is letting her bruises do the talking in a lawsuit she just filed against her ex, NFL star Shawne Merriman.  —  Tila claims Shawne grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, threw he down and choked her during an argument last September.

Reynolds, Faris to get ‘TMI’  —  Universal acquires comedy script  —  Universal Pictures has acquired “TMI,” a comic vehicle for Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris.  Pic becomes one of the first purchases made by the new U regime of Adam Fogelson and Donna Langley.

Jennifer Morrison Talks About Her Exit from House and If She'll Be Back...  Fans who tuned in to tonight's episode of House saw Jennifer Morrison's Allison Cameron walk out on both her man (Jesse Spencer's Robert Chase) and her job at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital.  So Cameron's gone now, and gone for good, right?

Susan Boyle: I was beaten every day, reveals Britain's Got Talent star  —  Tormented singer Susan Boyle has revealed for the first time how she was beaten and bullied as a child.  —  The Britain's Got Talent star says she was lashed with a belt every day by brutal teachers and cruelly taunted by other kids.

‘Remote Control’ Host Ken Ober Dead  —  Comedian turned MTV host Ken Ober was found dead at his home in Santa Monica at the age of 52, the Los Angeles Times reports.  —  According to Ober's rep Lee Kernis, the cause of death is unknown, but friends of the former ‘Remote Control’ star …

Spencer Pratt Rips Al Roker After Being Canceled From ‘Today Show’  —  After ‘The Today Show’ called off Monday's chat between Al Roker, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (citing schedule changes), Pratt vented his frustration on Twitter, sending multiple insults to Roker.

This Is What Happens When Beyonce And Lady CaCa Get Together  —  If Derek Blanks shot an Alter Ego-inspired commercial for Nerf, it would look just like Beyonce and Lady CaCa's “Video Phone” video.  And it's not a coincidence that at the beginning of this s**t Beyonce looks like NeNe Leakes channeling her inner Alien Princess RiRi.

MTV Networks Acquires Exclusive Television Rights to Critically Acclaimed Concert Film Michael Jackson's This Is It  —  MTV Networks (a division of Viacom ( VIA, VIA.B), has acquired the exclusive United States television rights to air one of the most anticipated films of the year — Michael Jackson's This Is It.

Robert Pattinson: ‘Love Can Be More Lethal Than a Vampire Bite’  —  Robert Pattinson turned millions of females around the world into frenzied fans when they saw him heat up the screen in Twilight as the heartthrob vampire Edward Cullen.  And the love continues as Pattinson returns in New Moon.

MJ's Mom ‘Seriously Considering’ Suing Murray  —  Katherine Jackson's attorney tells TMZ Michael Jackson's mom is “seriously considering” filing a wrongful death lawsuit against Dr. Conrad Murray.  —  Adam Streisand, who scored a victory for Katherine last week in the estate case …

EXCL: Salt poster!  —  SALT was originally set up as a starring vehicle for Tom Cruise.  But Cruise (being Cruise) eventually passed on the project and it's to Angelina Jolie's great credit that she was not only able to step in to star in the film, but become the main selling point.

Jay-Z and Beyonce Link Up With Rihanna in London  —  Rihanna joined forces with Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles in London last night to launch her new album, Rated R, in front of her British fans.  In a black cutout dress, Rihanna arrived at the bash and posed for photos before changing into something …