Tila Tequila — Naked and Ranting  —  Tila Tequila has stripped down naked to go on a bizarre, rambling rant — live on her Ustream page.  —  We're told Tila has been at this for hours ... ranting about everything from her personal hygiene to her case against San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman …

John Kerry's Daughter — Busted  —  Senator John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested early this morning on suspicion of DUI ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  It went down in Hollywood at 12:40 AM in Hollywood.  Alexandra, a 36-year-old film producer and director …

Pamela Anderson on telling her tween sons about her infamous sex tape with Tommy Lee  —  Pam Anderson with sons Brandon Thomas (l.) and Dylan Jagger on vacation in St. Tropez on 2006.  She's having ‘that talk’ with her boys - the one where she explains her sex tape.

Audrina Patridge and Glee's Mark Salling Get Close at Party  —  The Hills are alive with the sound of Glee?  —  At Thursday's Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party at L.A. hotspot Voyeur, Audrina Patridge only had eyes for a brand-new bad boy: Mark Salling, the mohawk-sporting hunk from FOX's new hit show Glee.

Demi Moore's W Cover: Worst Photoshop Ever?  —  Everyone knows by now that magazines extensively airbrush the stars on their covers, and usually the celebs appreciate a little touchup and wouldn't want it any other way.  But imagine Demi Moore, 47, getting her first look at the latest …

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Alexander Skarsgard Denies Romancing Kate Bosworth; Says Expect More Nudity & Sex On True Blood  —  Relax ladies, Alexander Skarsgard is still on the market.  At Wednesday night's GQ Men of the Year party at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood, the True Blood star …

Hollywood's Most Overpaid Stars  —  Will Ferrell tops our list of actors who cost more than their box office worth.  —  LOS ANGELES — This summer's Land of the Lost was one of those epic Hollywood disasters that makes outsiders question why anyone is in the movie business.

Robert Pattinson: A Fan Took Her Clothes Off for Me  —  Robert Pattinson didn't realize the power of his own words - until a fan starting stripping after he made an off-hand suggestion.  —  It happened “after a period of signing 500 signatures,” the New Moon heartthrob tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show airing Friday.

Thanks Dad!  Mitch Winehouse tells the world Amy's boobs have burst  —  Specials  —  Mitch Winehouse has rubbished claims that his daughter Amy went to hospital the other day for a cold - revealing it was due to her new boobs going pop.  —  Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: “It wasn't because she had a cold.

‘New Moon’ over bite  —  ‘New Moon’ is one vampire weakened  —  Twilight," which was about a girl and a vampire who don't hook up, is totally different from “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” which is about a girl, a vampire and a werewolf who don't hook up.  And it's not at all like the next sequel …

This Is How You Snatch A Wig  —  Whenever the winner is announced at a beauty pageant, the losers always stand there with a processed smile on their face and freshly glazed eyes.  They clap because they are programmed to, but deep inside their brains they are fantasizing about ripping the winning whore's head off with their bare teeth.

Beyonce Takes a Dive at London Concert  —  Beyonce made an unexpected leap at a free concert in London Sunday night.  During her performance of ‘Halo,’ she took a daring head-first stage dive into the audience of screaming fans, in nothing but a sequined leotard.  Watch the video below.

Jenna Jameson on Oprah: ‘you can see love’ in my movies  —  The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson was on Oprah Tuesday as part of a “very special” report on women and erotica.  Jameson initially showed off her waterfront mansion and her cute seven month-old twin sons in a pre-taped segment.

Levi Johnston may do ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ ‘Survivor,’ wants his own reality show  —  UPDATED: Never let it be said that you can't take the boy out of the Alaskan oilfields.  —  The Dish Rag caught up with Levi Johnston at GQ's chic and classy Man of the Year bash at the Chateau Marmont Wednesday (Nov. 18) night.

Chaz Bono: Gender Is Between Your Ears, Not Between Your Legs  —  For the first time, Chaz Bono, born to Cher and the late Sonny Bono as Chastity, opened up about his new life as a man, in an exclusive interview with ‘Good Morning America.’ “This was a very difficult decision to make, but it is the best decision I've ever made.

I Can See Claire Danes' Nipples  —  If getting more attention for her new film Me and Orson Welles was her goal, then it's mission accomplished for Claire Danes and her nipples.  Yes, Claire Danes thought she didn't have much to hide (and really she's right), but thanks to those flash bulbs …

PHOTO: See Heidi Klum's Post-Baby Body!  —  Project Runway's Heidi Klum has said “auf wiedersehen” to her baby weight.  —  On Wednesday, she revealed her post-baby body as she joined Victoria's Secret supermodels Wednesday as they promoted the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in NYC.

EXCLUSIVE: Lauren Conrad to Author a Style Book!  —  Jill Johnson/JPI  —  She's a successful TV star, fashion designer and fiction writer, but she hasn't written a book on style — until now.  Lauren Conrad will unveil her top style tips in Lauren Conrad Style, to be published by Harper Collins in the fall of 2010.

This Week's Cover: ‘Sherlock Holmes’ Exclusive: Is Downey quitting acting?  —  Categories: An EW Exclusive!, Iron Man 2, This Week's Cover  —  “I have no set plans for my future,” says Robert Downey Jr., who plays the titular detective in the upcoming film Sherlock Holmes (due Dec. 25), directed by Guy Ritchie (Snatch).

Brad Pitt falls into ‘Dark Void’  —  Plan B, Reliance team on videogame adaptation  —  LONDON— Brad Pitt's Plan B and Indian media conglom Reliance Big Pictures have inked a deal with vidgame company Capcom to develop a feature film based on the “Dark Void” computer game as a potential franchise and starring vehicle for the actor.