Backstage at DWTS: Mya “Disappointed,” Donny “Numb” and Judges In Shock  —  Attention astronauts: If you see a huge beam of light coming from somewhere near Donny Osmond's house in Utah, be not afraid.  —  “I'm probably putting it on top of my house with a spotlight on it for all the world to see …

EXCLUSIVE: Idol Finalist Calls Adam Lambert “a Sham”  —  American Idol alums are split when it comes to Adam Lambert's racy performance at the American Music Awards on Sunday.  —  “I honestly had no problem with Adam's AMA performance,” season 5 contestant Kevin Covais tells Usmagazine.com.

Fox411 Exclusive: Katie Holmes ruins ‘New Moon’ for some New York fans  —  Isabella, Katie and Suri shop in NYC (Source: X17)  —  She may seem shy and reserved next to larger-than-life husband Tom Cruise, but it turns out Katie Holmes doesn't know how to keep quiet when it counts.

First look: ‘Shrek Forever After’: Fourth, final film is first in 3-D  —  Even fairy tales must come to an end.  —  The once-upon-a-time spoofing that began with 2001's Shrek will conclude when Shrek Forever After, the fourth computer-animated comic adventure starring the hygiene-challenged ogre …

Courtney Love Spilling on Edward Norton, Britney Spears in Epic Facebook Meltdown  —  Though she abandoned Twitter in a Miley Cyrus-led exodus, Courtney Love is now posting her barely-decipherable public missives at her Facebook fanpage.  You'd be forgiven if you missed the memo about her new online home …

Rob Kardashian Nailin' the Nailin' Paylin Chick  —  “Going rogue” takes on a whole new meeting when you're dating a porn star.  —  We're told Rob Kardashian has been dating none other than Lisa Ann — the adult film star who headlined the XXX classic, “Who's Nailin' Paylin?”

Carrie Ann Inaba to Undergo Surgery  —  Dancing With the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba tells PEOPLE she is scheduled to have surgery Wednesday morning in Los Angeles to relieve pressure and stiffness in her neck caused by spinal stenosis.  —  “I have arthritis.

Oprah's Favorite Things Show: CANCELED?  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  After seven years, Oprah has zero plans to do a Favorite Things episode in 2009, a Harpo employee told Huffington Post.  Coupled with her announcement that 2010's holiday season will be her last on the air, the era of crying …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘ER’ Star Smashes Face After Drinking  —  Is there a doctor in the house?  —  There was, but he was a little smashed up after having a few drinks.  —  Shane West, who played Dr. Ray Barnett on NBC's mega-hit hospital drama ER, needed some patching up when he tripped and fell …

Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover  —  Baby Smiley continued her mission of turning all of us into chola beauties by taking her Sharpie to Sandra Bullock's eyebrows on Lopez Tonight last night.  Sandra agreed to the chola makeover, because she said she wanted to become “more Latin.”

Watch: 25 Years of Oprah's Enthusiastic Screams  —  Oprah Winfrey is known for her enthusiasm when it comes to her celebrity friends and the fabulous Jezebel.com compiled the best moments of the talk show queen screaming out the names of her famous guests.  —  Even as ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ comes …

Lady Gaga Does It for the Freaks  —  Outcasts, misfits and the forgotten of society, rejoice: Lady Gaga is doing it all for you.  —  “I didn't fit in in high school and I felt like a freak,” she tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview to air Friday.  “So I like to create this atmosphere …

‘Early Show’ Censors Gay Kiss ... When It's Men  —  As far as “The Early Show” goes, a kiss is just a kiss ... except when it's a male-on-male kiss.  —  During an interview on “The Early Show” this morning, Adam Lambert's AMAs same-sex face suck was blurred out — but moments later they ran …

Paris & Doug — Movin' Out  —  The Hollywood Hills neighbors of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have become so upset with their antics, they've actually staged an intervention — but it's all for nothing ... 'cause Paris and Doug are packing up and moving out!

Mideast bonanza for Rihanna  —  Some of the top performers in the music business will be getting 2010 off to a quick and lucrative start.  —  A source tells Page Six that  —  Rihannais getting paid a staggering $500,000 to perform at a New Year's Eve bash at the Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi …

Fergie Finds Love Letters From ‘Nine’ Co-Star Daniel Day Lewis  —  Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie discovered first-hand the method acting madness of her ‘Nine’ co-star Daniel Day-Lewis when she received love letters from the eccentric actor written as his character Guido.  “Daniel is very charming.

Shakira Unleashes Inner ‘She Wolf’  —  Shakira released her new album ‘She Wolf’ on Nov. 23, and PopEater was lucky enough to sit down with her for an exclusive interview.  —  During her visit to Manhattan, Shakira opened up about working with Lil' Wayne on her new single 'Give It Up To Me …

Swiss Court Approves Polanski's Bail Offer!  —  Money talks!  —  A Swiss court has approved Roman Polanski's bail offer of $4.5 million in exchange for his release from jail and going under house arrest and electronic monitoring at his chalet in Switzerland.  —  Sounds like living in a Swiss chalet 24/7 would be really rough.

Italian-Americans Protest MTV's ‘Guido’ Show ‘Jersey Shore’  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  AP Text, scroll down for ‘Jersey Shore’ trailer:  —  FAIRFIELD, N.J. - A national Italian-American organization based in New Jersey says an MTV reality show that depicts Italian-American beachgoers as the …

WTF?  Girl Bitten by Pervert at ‘New Moon’ Screening  —  We keep hearing about the annoying Twilight Saga fans and their ever-loyal fandom, but there are other crazies coming out of the woodwork.  An ABC affiliate in Michigan reports that while watching New Moon at the Norton Shores theater …

Silent treatment  —  The rest of the Pussycat Dolls are not on speaking terms with  —  Nicole Sherzinger— reducing hopes of the group ever reuniting.  Despite claims from their label, Interscope, that the girls are merely “on a break,” a source told Page Six, “It is war.  They have broken up for good.