Cops Describe Craziness at Sheen House  —  An Aspen cop wrote a sworn statement saying Brooke Mueller told authorities Charlie Sheen had done this to her before — this according to the officer's affidavit obtained by TMZ.  And Mueller told cops Sheen held her down at knifepoint and threatened to have her killed if she told anyone.

The JFK Photo That Could Have Changed History  —  TMZ has obtained a never-before published photograph which appears to show John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women — it's a photo that could have altered world events.  —  We believe the photo was taken in the mid-1950s.

BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS PARTYING WITH MISTRESS?  —  First word out of Palm Beach, Florida...  Was Tiger Woods partying in Palm Beach?  —  That's what sources tell ET, and Woods wasn't alone.  Rumors that Tiger and reported mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel were spotted holding hands …

EXCLUSIVE: Lawyer Admits Jon Gosselin's Ex Took TV, Denies Burglary  —  Hailey Glassman's attorney admitted to RadarOnline.com that security footage will show Jon Gosselin's ex girlfriend removing a TV and other items from his apartment.  —  But Stephanie Ovadia said Glassman did nothing wrong …

Tyra Banks Says Goodbye to Talk Show  —  After five seasons, two Daytime Emmy awards and too many girl-power episodes to count, Tyra Banks is announcing the end of The Tyra Show.  —  “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show,” Banks tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Samantha Ronson blew John Mayer  —  Right before the holiday, an apparently drunken John Mayer and Samantha Ronson decided to spread some Christmas cheer to the paparazzi by letting them and bystanders film their antics including Samantha and John loudly describing a night of passion which confirms several of my suspicions:

Monkey Business with Ashton Kutcher  — Ashton Kutcher, - Ashton Kutcher Photos, - Dynamo, - Katalyst, - Kim Kardashian, - Kim Kardashian Photos, - Kim Pics, - Monkey  —  I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming!  They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear!

Michael Lohan Accused of Kicking Ex's Lady Part  —  Erin Muller claims Michael Lohan physically abused her at least twelve times over the last two years — including an incident in which Michael allegedly “kicked [her] in the vagina.”  —  Erin Muller filed court documents in Nassau County …

BECKHAM GETS BULLDOG FOR CHRISTMAS  —  DAVID BECKHAM's collection of pets is growing larger - his wife VICTORIA presented him with a bulldog for Christmas.  —  The pop star-turned-fashion designer splashed out $3,200 (£2,000) for the pedigree pooch, as it reminded her of her soccer star husband's tenacity on the field.

Marilyn Manson, Former Bandmate Settle Lawsuit  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — A contentious lawsuit between Marilyn Manson and former bandmate Stephen Bier has been settled without the multimillion judgment the keyboardist initially sought, court records show.  —  An agreement calls for attorneys representing former Bier to be paid $380,000.

Lindsay Lohan brings hot new beau to meet the fam  —  As the drama heats up yet again for Dina and Michael Lohan, their daughter Lindsay is finding comfort in new beau Adam Senn.  —  Things have gotten even more serious between La Lohan and the Gucci model since LiLo brought Adam to meet …