CHANNING TATUM IS PROUD OF HIS PACKAGE  —  WHAT BOTHERS A TOUGH-AS-NAILS ACTION HERO?  THAT HE CAN'T FIND A GOOD SPOT IN L.A. TO SHAKE HIS MONEYMAKER.  —  Channing Tatum's penis is gross.  It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill.  The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled.

EXCLUSIVE: Another Shaq Mistress Revealed  —  NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal has been linked to two mistresses in the past few months and now RadarOnline.com has discovered another one.  —  Shaq has been having a steamy affair with 25-year-old Swedish model and aspiring actress …

Brittny Gastineau Meets 20-Year-Old Half-Brother for First Time  —  It's been more than two decades since Brittny Gastineau's father Mark, the legendary New York Jets player, left Brittny's mom Lisa for actress Brigitte Nielsen.  But it wasn't until last week that Brittny met the fruit of that union …

Casey Johnson Laid to Rest in New Jersey  —  Casey Johnson, who died this month at age 30, was laid to rest Tuesday morning at her family's plot in New Brunswick, N.J., PEOPLE has learned.  —  The small, private gathering included Nicky Hilton, who is the godmother to Johnson's young daughter Ava.

THE WOMAN IN ‘THE BACHELOR’ SCANDAL: I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM  —  She's been accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a member of the production staff.  Now the woman at the center of “The Bachelor” controversy — Rozlyn Papa — comes to ET to set the record straight!

EXCLUSIVE: ‘SPIDER-MAN 4’ SCRAPPED; SAM RAIMI & TOBEY MAGUIRE & CAST OUT; FRANCHISE REBOOT FOR 2012  —  UPDATES EXCLUSIVE: ‘Spider-Man 4’ Officially Has No Start Date As Of Today Because Of Script Problems; Sony “Unlikely” To Make Scheduled May 5, 2011, Release Date BREAKING NEWS!

ABC orders ‘Bachelor’ all-stars spin-off  —  Exclusive: ABC has ordered a spinoff of its hit “Bachelor” franchise in which former contestants will live together in a “Big Brother"-style house.  —  Titled “Bachelor Pad,” the series produced by Mike Fleiss' Next Entertainment in association …

Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien Each Take Shots at NBC  —  Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien, who've both been unexpectedly moved from their time slots by NBC, took turns bashing the network on their shows last night.  —  Leno, on at 10, went first.  “But you know, we're not just a show anymore, we are now a collector's item,” he jokes.

Robert Zemeckis finds Beatles for ‘Yellow Submarine’  —  It's “all together now” for the cast of Robert Zemeckis' upcoming Beatles feature.  —  Cary Elwes, Dean Lennox Kelly, Peter Serafinowicz and Adam Campbell are in negotiations to portray the members of the band in “Yellow Submarine,” which the director is remaking for Disney.

Cybill Shepherd's Son Arrested in Carry-On Caper  —  Cybill Shepherd's son was arrested early Tuesday at Philadelphia International Airport after he was allegedly spotted sifting through other passengers' luggage while they were sleeping, Philly's NBC and FOX affiliates are reporting.

George Clooney at Podium: ‘I Am Like Mariah Carey [Messed] Up Right Now’  —  In one evening, George Clooney made the case for being Hollywood's best star to both present and give acceptance speeches.  While setting up an award for his ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ director Wes Anderson …

Snooki Puncher KO'd from His Job  —  The guy who punched Snooki in the face on “Jersey Shore” won't even be punching the clock anymore — TMZ has learned he's being fired from his job as a gym teacher at a high school in New York.  —  NY City Department of Education says they are drafting …

Prince William Wedding News  —  Get the bubbly ready, because my sources are telling me that Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton are finally going to take the marriage plunge this year.  Sure, it's because they love each other, but is it really because The Queen is pressuring …

Robert Downey Jr. won't be Jon Favreau's ‘Cowboy’  —  Robert Downey Jr. won't ride into the wild West after all.  —  The actor, who had been poised to reunite with “Iron Man” director Jon Favreau for the science-fiction western “Cowboys & Aliens,” won't star in the film.

Tom & Julia Together Again; Hanks Wrote And Will Direct ‘Larry Crowne’ For Them  —  (Mike Fleming's not going to be up and running for a few days yet.  But he confirmed this major scoop and wanted to share it with Deadline Hollywood.)  Tom Hanks must have gotten along spectacularly …

Blake Lively's Last Interview  —  The most significant consequence of Gossip Girl may be the rise of its lead blond, who's about to become a serious movie star … The guest on the late-night talk show crosses her long, bare legs.  No one is looking at her.

Simon Cowell Courts Paula Abdul  —  Paula Abdul has had discussions with Simon Cowell about being a judge on the U.S. version of “X Factor”... sources tell TMZ.  —  The irony is stunning — Simon, the lynchpin of “American Idol,” abandoning ship and teaming up with the woman who was unceremoniously dumped from “A.I.”