CHANNING TATUM IS PROUD OF HIS PACKAGE  —  WHAT BOTHERS A TOUGH-AS-NAILS ACTION HERO?  THAT HE CAN'T FIND A GOOD SPOT IN L.A. TO SHAKE HIS MONEYMAKER.  —  Channing Tatum's penis is gross.  It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill.  The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled.

Conan O'Brien Says He Won't Do ‘Tonight Show’ Following Leno  —  Conan O'Brien says he will not do “The Tonight Show” if it airs at 12:05 a.m. He released the following statement Tuesday afternoon:

EXCLUSIVE: Another Shaq Mistress Revealed  —  NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal has been linked to two mistresses in the past few months and now RadarOnline.com has discovered another one.  —  Shaq has been having a steamy affair with 25-year-old Swedish model and aspiring actress …

Brittny Gastineau Meets 20-Year-Old Half-Brother for First Time  —  It's been more than two decades since Brittny Gastineau's father Mark, the legendary New York Jets player, left Brittny's mom Lisa for actress Brigitte Nielsen.  But it wasn't until last week that Brittny met the fruit of that union …

ABC orders ‘Bachelor’ all-stars spin-off  —  Exclusive: ABC has ordered a spinoff of its hit “Bachelor” franchise in which former contestants will live together in a “Big Brother"-style house.  —  Titled “Bachelor Pad,” the series produced by Mike Fleiss' Next Entertainment in association …

George Clooney at Podium: ‘I Am Like Mariah Carey [Messed] Up Right Now’  —  In one evening, George Clooney made the case for being Hollywood's best star to both present and give acceptance speeches.  While setting up an award for his ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ director Wes Anderson …

Casey Johnson Laid to Rest in New Jersey  —  Casey Johnson, who died this month at age 30, was laid to rest Tuesday morning at her family's plot in New Brunswick, N.J., PEOPLE has learned.  —  The small, private gathering included Nicky Hilton, who is the godmother to Johnson's young daughter Ava.

Jake's Bachelor Blog: Being Cheated On ‘Sucks’  —  Hey Everyone!  —  Wow ... well, despite all of the drama that happened with Rozlyn, I was, and still am, so impressed by this group of women.  They are all so beautiful and I seriously feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

Snooki Puncher KO'd from His Job  —  The guy who punched Snooki in the face on “Jersey Shore” won't even be punching the clock anymore — TMZ has learned he's being fired from his job as a gym teacher at a high school in New York.  —  NY City Department of Education says they are drafting …

Cybill Shepherd's Son Arrested in Carry-On Caper  —  Cybill Shepherd's son was arrested early Tuesday at Philadelphia International Airport after he was allegedly spotted sifting through other passengers' luggage while they were sleeping, Philly's NBC and FOX affiliates are reporting.

PIC: See Rebecca Romijn's Twin Girls' Adorable New Ad!  —  Rebecca Romijn isn't the only model in the family!  —  On Monday, she unveiled her second “Got Milk?” ad — and it stars her adorable 1-year-old twin girls, Dolly and Charlie.  —  The ad is a part of Got Milk's “Great Gallon Give” …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘SPIDER-MAN 4’ SCRAPPED; SAM RAIMI & TOBEY MAGUIRE & CAST OUT; FRANCHISE REBOOT FOR 2012  —  UPDATES EXCLUSIVE: ‘Spider-Man 4’ Officially Has No Start Date As Of Today Because Of Script Problems; Sony “Unlikely” To Make Scheduled May 5, 2011, Release Date BREAKING NEWS!

Robert Zemeckis finds Beatles for ‘Yellow Submarine’  —  It's “all together now” for the cast of Robert Zemeckis' upcoming Beatles feature.  —  Cary Elwes, Dean Lennox Kelly, Peter Serafinowicz and Adam Campbell are in negotiations to portray the members of the band in “Yellow Submarine,” which the director is remaking for Disney.

PHOTO: Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch Reach Mt. Kilimanjaro's Summit  —  Jessica Biel, Emile Hirsch and Isabel Lucas reached the summit of 19,340 -foot Mt. Kilimanjaro Tuesday, the sixth day of their trek up Africa's tallest peak, in their quest to raise awareness of the global water crisis.

Prince William Wedding News  —  Get the bubbly ready, because my sources are telling me that Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton are finally going to take the marriage plunge this year.  Sure, it's because they love each other, but is it really because The Queen is pressuring …

Tom & Julia Together Again; Hanks Wrote And Will Direct ‘Larry Crowne’ For Them  —  (Mike Fleming's not going to be up and running for a few days yet.  But he confirmed this major scoop and wanted to share it with Deadline Hollywood.)  Tom Hanks must have gotten along spectacularly …

Blake Lively's Last Interview  —  The most significant consequence of Gossip Girl may be the rise of its lead blond, who's about to become a serious movie star … The guest on the late-night talk show crosses her long, bare legs.  No one is looking at her.

Robert Downey Jr. won't be Jon Favreau's ‘Cowboy’  —  Robert Downey Jr. won't ride into the wild West after all.  —  The actor, who had been poised to reunite with “Iron Man” director Jon Favreau for the science-fiction western “Cowboys & Aliens,” won't star in the film.