Sandra Bullock: I'm Getting “Liposuction” Before the Oscars!  —  Sandra Bullock says she wasn't aware that she had nabbed a Best Actress Oscar nomination Tuesday morning.  —  When the nominations were announced in Beverly Hills, “I was asleep like a little tiny baby,” the first-time nominee …

EXCLUSIVE: Snooki Nude Photos For Sale  —  It looks like the ladies from Jersey Shore can't keep their clothes on when there's a camera around!  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets.

Sea change for Woodses?  —  Elin said to be considering joining Tiger on private voyage  —  Tiger Woods' campaign to save his marriage is taking a new turn — out to sea.  According to a good source — close to Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren Woods — the fidelity-challenged golf superstar …

Conrad Murray Plans to Surrender Tomorrow  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Conrad Murray is in L.A. and plans to surrender tomorrow morning in an L.A. courtroom in connection with Michael Jackson's death ... sources tell TMZ.  —  As we first reported, the Los Angeles County District Attorney will charge …

Boston Legal Star Justin Mentell Dead at 27  —  Former Boston Legal star Justin Mentell was killed in a car crash near Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.  —  Read The Accident Report  —  The actor's 2005 Jeep swerved off the road and went down an embankment before hitting two trees, police said.

Jesse James' Daughter Allowed Calls, Not Visits, From Porn Star Mom  —  It's not exactly a loss for Jesse James—and it's not what you'd call a massive win for his porn-star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, either.  —  At a hearing today in the contentious custody battle between Sandra Bullock's current hubby …

Monjack Seeking $1,000 Donations to Attend Brittany Murphy Event  —  Want to attend a event honoring the late Brittany Murphy?  —  It'll cost you.  —  On Thursday, Murphy's husband Simon Monjack is hosting a launch party to celebrate the Brittany Murphy Foundation, which is dedicated to arts education for children.

Sweetheart and the Spittle  —  This week's Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level.  The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive.  This time she's supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband's hot ass bad ass vixen of a secretary.

Jennifer Aniston to Host Benefit for Haiti  —  Jennifer Aniston is rounding up her friends for a night at the movies — for Haiti relief.  A rep for Aniston confirms to UsMagazine.com that the actress will be hosting a benefit screening to raise money for AmeriCares and its efforts in earthquake-ravaged Haiti.

Britney Spears practiced to look like hell  —  Before reminding everyone at the Grammys she'd stab us all in the neck for chicken, Britney Spears spent Saturday at a recording studio in Miami looking completely out of place without children falling out of her onto the steps of a trailer.

HBO eyes biopic about anti-gay activist  —  ‘Sex and the City’ creator to direct film about Anita Bryant  —  HBO is developing a biopic of former beauty queen, singer and celebrity pitchwoman Anita Bryant, who is known mostly for her work as an anti-gay activist.

Meet the Young Walkers: Joe Jonas to Guest Star on Brothers & Sisters  —  ABC/Michael Desmond; Lester Cohen/Getty Images  —  Did you ever think to yourself: Joe Jonas bears an uncanny resemblance to Balthazar Getty?  —  No?  Well, apparently, the producers over at Brothers & Sisters have …

Gisele Bündchen Says Giving Birth Wasn't Painful  —  Gisele Bündchen is beautiful, successful and famous.  Now, women everywhere have another reason to be jealous.  She says giving birth to her newborn son Benjamin didn't hurt at all!  —  It “wasn't painful, not even a little bit …

Amanda Seyfried's Breasts Are Worth Watching  —  Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of the movie Dear John last night.  I have no idea what this movie is all about, but I hope it's a big screen adaptation of the classic Judd Hirsch TV show of the same name.

The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner Is the Anti-Taylor Swift  —  In the wake of Taylor Swift's phony, faux-shocked, “What, me?” reactions during her numerous acceptance speeches, it's good to be reminded that genuine moments of human emotion still exist in Hollywood.

Khloe Kardashian — Fugitive from Justice!  —  Khloe Kardashian was a wanted woman ... a woman who was on the lam for 7 years until lady justice — and a tranny — caught up with her in court this morning.  —  Ok, we overstate a bit.  Here's what happened.  In 2003, Khloe got a speeding ticket and just forgot about it.

My night with a prosti-dude  —  Meet the first legal male hooker  —  Who would hire the first legal male hooker in the country?  —  A desperate spinster?  A lonely divorcee?  A New York Post reporter on undercover assignment?  —  Answer: All of the above.

Gael García Bernal Caught Up in Paternity Drama  —  Gael García Bernal's latest role?  Starring in a slew of online rumors claiming that he split from his girlfriend and may not have actually fathered his 1-year-old son, Lázaro.  But sources tell PEOPLE there's no truth to the accusations.