Sandra Bullock: Meryl Streep Sent Me “Dead Orchids”  —  Expect the playful competition between Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep to heat up now that the two both nabbed Best Actress Oscar nods.  —  They've been facing off at nearly every awards show and even smooched when they tied for best actress …

Conrad Murray Plans to Surrender Tomorrow  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Conrad Murray is in L.A. and plans to surrender tomorrow morning in an L.A. courtroom in connection with Michael Jackson's death ... sources tell TMZ.  —  As we first reported, the Los Angeles County District Attorney will charge …

EXCLUSIVE: Snooki Nude Photos For Sale  —  It looks like the ladies from Jersey Shore can't keep their clothes on when there's a camera around!  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets.

Sea change for Woodses?  —  Elin said to be considering joining Tiger on private voyage  —  Tiger Woods' campaign to save his marriage is taking a new turn — out to sea.  According to a good source — close to Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren Woods — the fidelity-challenged golf superstar …

Boston Legal Star Justin Mentell Dead at 27  —  Former Boston Legal star Justin Mentell was killed in a car crash near Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.  —  Read The Accident Report  —  The actor's 2005 Jeep swerved off the road and went down an embankment before hitting two trees, police said.

Jennifer Aniston to Host Benefit for Haiti  —  Jennifer Aniston is rounding up her friends for a night at the movies — for Haiti relief.  A rep for Aniston confirms to UsMagazine.com that the actress will be hosting a benefit screening to raise money for AmeriCares and its efforts in earthquake-ravaged Haiti.

Monjack Seeking $1,000 Donations to Attend Brittany Murphy Event  —  Want to attend a event honoring the late Brittany Murphy?  —  It'll cost you.  —  On Thursday, Murphy's husband Simon Monjack is hosting a launch party to celebrate the Brittany Murphy Foundation, which is dedicated to arts education for children.

John Mayer Isn't Afraid to Send “Dirty Text Messages to Girls”  —  At last, someone has explained the mystery of Tiger Woods: John Mayer!  —  The wacky musician offers his unique thoughts on Tiger's troubles with women — and dirty text messages — to British paper The Independent.

Listen to This: Simon Cowell's Star-Studded Haiti Single Released  —  Enlisting the vocal prowess of a cavalcade of pop stars (and, uh, Vince Vaughn) to rerecord a modern classic for the benefit of distressed Haitians isn't exclusive to just one side of the Atlantic.

Britney Spears practiced to look like hell  —  Before reminding everyone at the Grammys she'd stab us all in the neck for chicken, Britney Spears spent Saturday at a recording studio in Miami looking completely out of place without children falling out of her onto the steps of a trailer.

Sweetheart and the Spittle  —  This week's Star Magazine takes fantasy to a new level.  The cover, of course, is an Angelina Jolie exclusive.  This time she's supposedly working on Johnny Depp, driving a wedge between him and V Paradis, and openly pursuing him because she is your husband's hot ass bad ass vixen of a secretary.

Meet the Young Walkers: Joe Jonas to Guest Star on Brothers & Sisters  —  ABC/Michael Desmond; Lester Cohen/Getty Images  —  Did you ever think to yourself: Joe Jonas bears an uncanny resemblance to Balthazar Getty?  —  No?  Well, apparently, the producers over at Brothers & Sisters have …

Jesse James' Daughter Allowed Calls, Not Visits, From Porn Star Mom  —  It's not exactly a loss for Jesse James—and it's not what you'd call a massive win for his porn-star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, either.  —  At a hearing today in the contentious custody battle between Sandra Bullock's current hubby …

Zooey Deschanel To Be HBO Groupie  —  EXCLUSIVE: While (500) Days of Summer didn't get the Best Picture nod as some expected, good things keep happening for those involved.  Zooey Deschanel has just committed to star in an HBO half-hour pilot that will be based on I'm With the Band …

Rob and Kristen Get a “Slap on the Wrist”  —  Yesterday's item about how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, according to some, are possibly taking it down a notch sure got many of you readers riled up.  —  We guess “don't shoot (or tweet) the messenger” doesn't apply when Twilight news is involved, huh?

Drake ‘Down’ for Collaboration with Taylor Swift  —  Grammy nominee and performer Drake tells “Extra” his favorite moment from the awards show was seeing Taylor Swift — and he wants to work with her in future!  —  “Seeing Taylor Swift in person is always fun for me,” Drake …

Gisele Bündchen Says Giving Birth Wasn't Painful  —  Gisele Bündchen is beautiful, successful and famous.  Now, women everywhere have another reason to be jealous.  She says giving birth to her newborn son Benjamin didn't hurt at all!  —  It “wasn't painful, not even a little bit …

Katie Price To Wed Cage-Fighter Boyfriend For Ca$h  —  British tabs are buzzing about a possible wedding for Katie Price, aka Jordan, and her off-again-on-again boyfriend Alex Reid, the winner of the UK's Celebrity Big Brother.  Price was reportedly ready to dump the beefy boxer before he won …

The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner Is the Anti-Taylor Swift  —  In the wake of Taylor Swift's phony, faux-shocked, “What, me?” reactions during her numerous acceptance speeches, it's good to be reminded that genuine moments of human emotion still exist in Hollywood.

‘Deadliest Catch’ Captain Out of Coma  —  Captain Phil Harris from “Deadliest Catch” woke up from a medically induced coma Tuesday, according to his sons — and immediately started barking commands from his Anchorage hospital bed.  —  Jake and Josh Harris tell TMZ their dad …

Patrick Stump: “I'm Not in Fall Out Boy”  —  Fall Out Boy's indefinite hiatus is looking a lot more permanent today.  —  Speaking exclusively to SPIN.com on Tuesday afternoon, frontman Patrick Stump discussed the status of the Chicago-bred quartet — and said that the multi-platinum band may never return.