Kate Gosselin Called Ex Jon's Penis “Stubby”  —  Here's a nickname that falls a little short.  —  A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”

Woman of the Hourglass  —  Mad Men's Christina Hendricks finds talk of her body boring.  A minority opinion, to be sure.  Particularly this season.  —  Corsets, lace, cleavage, and silk.  Who better than Hendricks to model the new lingerie-as-outerwear trend?

Heidi Montag: I Like My New Chin Best  —  Heidi Montag will be getting more plastic surgery - just not anytime soon.  —  “Eventually”, she says, “for maintenance.”  —  The MTV star, who has been a lightning rod since undergoing 10 procedures in one day, is thrilled with her new look …

‘24’ shuts down production to allow Kiefer Sutherland to have surgery  —  20th Century Fox Television has temporarily shut down production of “24” so that star and executive producer Kiefer Sutherland can undergo a surgical procedure related to a ruptured cyst near his kidney.

EXCLUSIVE: No Contact Between Tiger Woods And Wife On Valentine's Day  —  It was a lonely Valentine's Day for Tiger Woods - he had no contact with his beautiful wife Elin, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.  —  Elin and Tiger have been living in separate houses since he returned …

Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties  —  Paris Hilton's booty crack is back and taking over your Internets.  Don't worry this time you won't be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras.

Brittany Murphy Foundation Returns Donations  —  The Brittany Murphy Foundation has re-opened its website after TMZ's story this weekend — and promises to give back all the donations people made while it figures out that whole “we weren't really a charity” thing.

The Knack lead singer Doug Fieger dies  —  WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. - Doug Fieger, leader of the power pop band The Knack who sang on the 1979 hit “My Sharona,” died Sunday.  He was 57.  —  Fieger, a Detroit-area native, died at his home in Woodland Hills near Los Angeles after battling cancer …

PlasticHeidi BotoxFace in Lingerie  —  And we're back to this.  —  You know you're broke when you invite the paparazzi into your Valentine's Day suite that it's painfully clear no one one is having sex in.  Unless you count Spencer Pratt masturbating to gay porn while Heidi's power core charges and realizing she's easy to clean.

Britney Spears Goes on Date to McDonald's on Valentine's Day  —  Do you want fries with that?  —  Agent Jason Trawick took girlfriend Britney Spears to McDonald's for Valentine's Day.  —  The couple — who have been dating since the spring of 2009 — were spotted at a drive thru in Los Angeles Sunday afternoon.

Renewal scorecard: What's in?  What's Out?  What's in limbo?  —  'Tis the season to start feeling anxious about the fate of your favorite programs.  Over the next several months, the broadcast networks will be deciding which “bubble” shows will be back next season and which will transition to the imaginary MIA Network.