Woman of the Hourglass  —  Mad Men's Christina Hendricks finds talk of her body boring.  A minority opinion, to be sure.  Particularly this season.  —  Corsets, lace, cleavage, and silk.  Who better than Hendricks to model the new lingerie-as-outerwear trend?

Porn Star Claims Tiger Woods Impregnated Her Twice  —  One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses is coming forward with more bombshell claims about the golfer.  —  Porn star Joslyn James tells Inside Edition that Woods, 34, impregnated her twice while he was married to Elin.  —  See Elin and Tiger in happier times

Kate Gosselin Called Ex Jon's Penis “Stubby”  —  Here's a nickname that falls a little short.  —  A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”

Heidi Montag: I Like My New Chin Best  —  Heidi Montag will be getting more plastic surgery - just not anytime soon.  —  “Eventually”, she says, “for maintenance.”  —  The MTV star, who has been a lightning rod since undergoing 10 procedures in one day, is thrilled with her new look …

Jay-Z Calls Original ‘We Are The World’ ‘Untouchable’  —  'I think it's great, but ‘We are the World’ is [musically] untouchable, like ‘Thriller’ ' Jay-Z says during NBA All-Star weekend.  —  DALLAS — “We Are the World: 25 for Haiti,” the all-star remake of the classic 1985 charity single …

Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties  —  Paris Hilton's booty crack is back and taking over your Internets.  Don't worry this time you won't be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras.

Chynna Phillips Enters Rehab for Anxiety  —  Chynna Phillips of the pop group Wilson Phillips checked herself into rehab for anxiety over the weekend, her manager, Lizzie Grubman, tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Phillips is the half-sister of Mackenzie Phillips, whose claims last fall …

John Mayer Offered Porn Gig  —  No, it's not an invitation for his “white supremacist” shlong to star in an XXX film, but Vivid Entertainment founder/co-chair Steven Hirsch has contacted the mouthy singer offering him a writing (and possible directing) gig with the adult film company.  Steven wrote to John:

Did Hayden Panettiere get a boob job?  —  Hayden Panettiere is looking much more stacked lately, and this week's National Enquirer claims that she's had some surgical intervention.  Looking at the difference, I don't think she's just wearing a pushup bra, but it's possible she's using external bra inserts.

Mariska Hargitay Goes Two-Pieces  —  “Law & Order: SVU” star Mariska Hargitay showed off her special swimsuit units while in St. Barth's this weekend.  —  Being Jayne Mansfield's daughter comes with a lot of perks.  —  More Mariska  — Mariska Returns Post-Hospitalization

EXCLUSIVE: Michael Lohan Moving To L.A. With Kate Major  —  Michael Lohan and his new girlfriend Kate Major are moving to Los Angeles and hope to turn their cross-country move by bus into a reality TV show, he told RadarOnline.com exclusively.  —  Lohan is hoping to enlist several celebrities …

Jesus treats Madonna and her girls to a colourful evening  —  He might be dating the queen of pop, but Jesus Luz seemed perfectly at ease as he got into the spirit of things at Rio Carnival with Madonna and her family.  —  Watching the colourful parade from a secured private box …

Bachelor's Gia Has a Boyfriend!  —  So much for true love!  —  Bachelor finalist Gia Allemand has a boyfriend.  —  Dominick Pierno, who owns Lavatola restaurant on New York's Long Island, fumes to the New York Post, “She was on the show and said she broke up with me.

The Knack lead singer Doug Fieger dies  —  WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. - Doug Fieger, leader of the power pop band The Knack who sang on the 1979 hit “My Sharona,” died Sunday.  He was 57.  —  Fieger, a Detroit-area native, died at his home in Woodland Hills near Los Angeles after battling cancer …

24 Shooting Halts for Kiefer Sutherland's Minor Surgery  —  Kiefer Sutherland is having elective surgery to deal with a ruptured cyst near one of his kidneys, temporarily stopping production on his hit Fox show 24.  —  The medical problem is not considered serious, and the disruption to 24 is expected to be brief.