Heidi Montag: I Like My New Chin Best  —  Heidi Montag will be getting more plastic surgery - just not anytime soon.  —  “Eventually”, she says, “for maintenance.”  —  The MTV star, who has been a lightning rod since undergoing 10 procedures in one day, is thrilled with her new look …

Kate Gosselin Called Ex Jon's Penis “Stubby”  —  Here's a nickname that falls a little short.  —  A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin' Out magazine that Jon Gosselin's penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”

Double up: Tiger allegedly had threesome with Phoenix girls  —  Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren are reportedly trying to reconcile over Valentine's day.  Two women in Phoenix, Arizona, allegedly had threesome with golfer and were paid to stay quiet.  —  Tiger Woods and wife Elin …

‘24’ shuts down production to allow Kiefer Sutherland to have surgery  —  20th Century Fox Television has temporarily shut down production of “24” so that star and executive producer Kiefer Sutherland can undergo a surgical procedure related to a ruptured cyst near his kidney.

Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties  —  Paris Hilton's booty crack is back and taking over your Internets.  Don't worry this time you won't be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras.

ROBERT PATTINSON ON LIFE BEYOND TWILIGHT  —  THE MEGASTAR LAMENTS THE PASSING OF '80S PORN, REVEALS A FASCINATION WITH TROPICAL DISEASES, AND DREAMS OF BEING GROPED BY A LADY ELEPHANT—AGAIN.  —  COFFEE  —  It's the unseasonably cold November of 2008 when I go to New York's Bowery Hotel.

Brittany Murphy Foundation — No Charity Here  —  The Brittany Murphy Foundation is a foundation in name alone — because according to state and federal records, it does not exist.  —  The foundation — launched by Brittany's widower Simon Monjack and her mom Sharon Murphy …

INSIDE STORY: How Michael Jackson's Kids Are Coping  —  While Dr. Conrad Murray's arrest for the death of Michael Jackson is certain to pose another emotional time for the pop superstar's surviving family members, his three children - Prince Michael I, 12; Paris, 11; and Prince Michael II …

Renewal scorecard: What's in?  What's Out?  What's in limbo?  —  'Tis the season to start feeling anxious about the fate of your favorite programs.  Over the next several months, the broadcast networks will be deciding which “bubble” shows will be back next season and which will transition to the imaginary MIA Network.

Daughter Dialed 911 When Alec Baldwin Didn't Answer Phone  —  Ireland Baldwin couldn't reach her father Alec Baldwin, so the worried teen dialed 911, her uncle, Don “Skip” Basinger, tells PEOPLE.  —  The 14-year-old was in L.A. and her father was at his Manhattan apartment when they quarreled …

Tila Tequila Rushed to Hospital  —  Tila Tequila made a call to paramedics last night after she fell off her chair and “dented” her head — her words, not ours.  —  Since Tila tweets her every moment, she provided her own play-by-play of the accident.  Tila first said she fell off her chair and …

Madonna to Judge Bickering Couples on ‘Marriage Ref’  —  She's a double divorcée with her share of relationship issues, but Madonna is all set to add her 2 cents on other people's domestic woes on Jerry Seinfeld's new show, ‘The Marriage Ref.’ The iconic singer will tape …