Oprah Says No Way to John Mayer  —  John Mayer's disastrous Playboy interview in which he dropped the N-word and told naughty bedroom secrets about Jessica Simpson is too much for even Oprah Winfrey to handle.  Oprah's couch — which has been a platform for dozens of celebrity apologies and explanations …

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Getting Married!  —  They've been together for more than three years and have two children.  Now, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are planning to make it official.  —  Richie said Monday night during a taping of the Late Show with David Letterman that the couple …

At size 4, Fashion Week model Coco Rocha, 21, is latest of many women considered fat by industry  —  What the ... ?  Coco Rocha says the demand for her modeling services has gone down because of her size-4 body.  —  So it's come to this.  —  After all the hype, promises and international outcry …

Jessica Simpson Talks John, Tony, and Jeans in Allure  —  Jessica Simpson is front and center on the cover of March's Allure, and inside the magazine she strikes even more pretty poses and looks back at her style evolution.  The issue, which hits newsstands on the 23rd …

Chunks is gone  —  Basically, someone pretended to be a magazine editor and tricked Tila into thinking she had landed a photoshoot, only to cancel it for her “pregnancy” and replace her with Lady Gaga.  But then Tila ‘miscarried’ and sent this crazy ass emails to the “magazine editor” pleading for the job.

EXCLUSIVE: Crack Addiction Drove Charlie Sheen's Wife Brooke Mueller Into Rehab  —  Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller is in rehab for crack addiction, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  “Brooke has been in denial about her problem for a long time,” one source close to her told RadarOnline.com.

Kevin Eubanks Leaves ‘The Tonight Show!’  —  “Extra” has confirmed that Jay Leno's longtime bandleader and sidekick, Kevin Eubanks, is leaving “The Tonight Show,” as first reported by Lisa Stanley on K-EARTH 101.  —  A source tells “Extra” Eubanks “wanted a change” and decided to leave the show …

EXCLUSIVE: Gossip Girl's Matthew Settle Splits with Wife  —  Spotted: Gossip Girl's Matthew Settle — with other women.  —  “Divorce is imminent,” a source says of the actor, 40, and his wife, model Naama Nativ (daughter Aven was born last March).  —  His wedding ring was off during NYC fashion shows February 11 and 12.

SEXY NEW AD CAMPAIGN?  CHECK.  SERIOUS NEW FILM?  CHECK.  THIS YEAR MEGAN FOX PLANS TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT SHE'S A BOMBSHELL WITH CHOPS.  —  Megan Fox trudges onto a soundstage on the outskirts of Santa Fe, New Mexico, dressed like a college student: sweats, hiking boots and a puffy jacket …

Betty White to SNL: Are You Kidding?  —  Between her cameo with Abe Vigoda in a Super Bowl commercial for Snickers, costarring with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in the romantic comedy The Proposal, and being recognized for lifetime achievement by the Screen Actors Guild …

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner: Hookup Alert  —  Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner might be Hollywood's hottest new hookup.  —  Sources tell E! News that 25-year-old Lavigne and the Hills star have been seeing each other quietly over the last couple weeks.  —  “They're hooking up,” an insider said, “but they're keeping it low-key.”

Bachelor's Ali “Shocked” by Rejection, Bachelorette Talk is “Nice”  —  America probably hasn't seen the last of Ali Fedotowsky.  —  Just a week after she left The Bachelor for professional reasons, the 25-year-old fan favorite appears on Tuesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show …

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kourtney Kicks Scott to the Curb  —  Another week, another blow-up on Keeping Up with the Kardashians!  —  In part one of the show's season finale, Kris and Scott found themselves on familiar turf, butting heads yet again over his maturity level.

Oscar Spoilers: Best Original Song Artists Not Performing; But Contestants Invited From ‘So You Think You Can Dance?’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Oscarcast executive producers Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic have dropped a bombshell, telling artists nominated for Best Original Song that they won't be invited …

Partiers make off with Haring-tribute art  —  Most guests stick to swiping the flower arrangements.  —  Overebullient glitter- and body-paint-bedecked revelers may have walked off with two dozen Keith Haring-inspired photographs — together worth tens of thousands of dollars …