EXCLUSIVE: “Wasted” Kristin Cavallari Hunted for Cocaine at Super Bowl  —  It's reality-check time for Kristin Cavallari.  —  The Hills star raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons during Super Bowl weekend in Miami: “She was wasted the entire time,” a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Jon Gosselin and TLC Reach a Settlement  —  The fight between reality TV's most famous dad, Jon Gosselin, and TLC is finally over.  —  “TLC has reached a settlement with Jon Gosselin and will be undertaking procedural steps to conclude the litigation,” the network said in a statement Wednesday.

Kim Kardashian Outs Air Marshal, Endangers Flight?  —  When it comes to Twitter, Kim Kardashian can't help herself.  —  On a Tuesday night flight from NYC to L.A., the reality star Tweeted about her seat companion: a U.S. air marshal.  —  “I'm on the airplane...love wifi,” Kardashian, 29, wrote.

McQueen left a note and hanged himself, coroner says  —  London, England (CNN) — Fashion designer Alexander McQueen hanged himself in his wardrobe and left a suicide note, a coroner told a London inquest Wednesday.  —  McQueen, 40, was found dead at his London apartment Thursday.

Jesse James and Cinnabun - Reunited!!!  —  Jesse James just called ...THEY FOUND CINNABUN!!!  And this is the photo of man/dog reunited.  —  Jesse got a call this AM from a woman who saw a picture of the missing doggie on a flier.  The woman brought the dog to Jesse's shop in Long Beach ten minutes ago.

Lady Gaga's Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day  —  I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night.  Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job …

‘Guidette’ Snooki Has Zero Ties to Italy (She's Chilean)  —  Well, well, well, look who isn't actually Italian.  Snooki, alias Nicole Polizzi, aka “The Ultimate Guidette,” is actually — wait for it — Chilean, her cast-mate Jenni “J-WOWW” Farley revealed during a visit to FOX's ‘The Strategy Room’ on Tuesday.

Angelina Jolie Shows Off the Twins  —  The world was treated to a rare sighting of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's 19-month-old adorable twins, Vivienne and Knox, in Italy on Tuesday.  —  Brad, Angie, and their mini-mes were spotted taking a water taxi in Venice.  —  More Brangelina

Woods to Discuss His Past, Future at Feb. 19 Meeting  —  Feb. 17 (Bloomberg) — Tiger Woods will apologize for his behavior, and discuss his past and plans for the future, at a meeting in Florida on Feb. 19.  —  The announcement came in an e-mailed statement today from the top-ranked golfer's agent …

EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen Told ‘Go To Rehab’  —  His wife Brooke Mueller is in rehab, and Charlie Sheen has been told to go to rehab also, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.  —  The Two and a Half Men star has resumed drinking after years of sobriety and people close to him want him to get help now.

Akon Can Retire Any Old Time, Thanks to Lady Gaga  —  Akon owns a South African diamond mine, but it was Lady Gaga who cemented his fortune, The Huffington Post reports: … Akon goes on to call Gaga a “super megastar” — she's scored four consecutive top 10 singles, three consecutive #1 songs …

Tiger Woods - Knock, Knock.  Who's There?  Elin  —  It seems Tiger Woods got a visit today from an old friend — his wife, Elin Nordegren.  —  Take a look at the white Cadillac Escalade in the driveway of the family's home in Isleworth where we're told Tiger is now living.

Pics!  Check Out Britney Spears' New Candie's Ads  —  Famed photographers Annie Leibovitz, Mark Seliger and Terry Richardson each shot Spears for the campaign, entitled “Britney Spears Through the Lens.”  —  “Annie, Mark and Terry are three of the biggest photographers in the world …

Lindsay Lohan leaves the bright lights of Hollywood... to party with London's Z-list  —  There was a time when Lindsay Lohan only mingled with Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars.  But my, how things change.  —  The troubled Mean Girls actress spent last night rubbing shoulders with washed …

Basinger said to have tipped off paparazzi about Baldwin  —  Alec Baldwin and daugher Ireland Baldwin arrive at the Screen Actors Guild Awards last month in Los Angeles.  —  As if Alec Baldwin's relationship with Kim Basinger wasn't already extremely testy, the actor now reportedly has even more reasons to be angry with his ex-wife.

Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Pictures  —  Here's Christina Aguilera on the set of her awful movie looking like a bored streetwalker.  Yawning is not how you drum up business, sure showing off how wide you can open your mouth is pretty good, but nobody likes a sleepy prostitute.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Mischa Barton Goes Back To Blonde And Sneaks Out Of The Salon  —  And you know what?  We love it!  And the colorful sundress is certainly helping quite a bit too... Mischa Barton showed off her drastically different 'do as she left Byron & Tracey today, and even though …

Kyle Riabko, Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo Are Hair's New Headliners; Complete Cast Announced  —  Spring Awakening alum Kyle Riabko and American Idol and Broadway vets Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo have signed on to play Claude, Berger and Sheila in the Tony-winning Broadway revival of Hair.

EXCLUSIVE: Bachelor's Vienna Obsessed With Ex During Filming  —  When he gives out the final rose on The Bachelor's March 1 finale, Jake Pavelka must choose between two women.  But one of those women, Vienna Girardi, has a second guy on her mind: Lee Smith, her ex-boyfriend from back home in Florida.

Exclusive Nicole Richie Wedding Details  —  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are ready to make their relationship official with a wedding, and lucky old me has exclusive details about what to expect.  Will it be a lavish, champagne-and-caviar boasting superparty worthy of its own MTV special?

OK!  COVER STORY: Jessica Simpson — Betrayed by John Mayer  —  Jessica Simpson was stunned on Feb. 10 when she awoke to a flood of texts, e-mails and Tweets asking if she had seen ex-flame John Mayer's Playboy interview.  That would be the cringingly frank spill-all in which he likened her to “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine.”

PHOTOS: Pete Wentz Silences Fashion Week With Grand Entrance  —  Rocker Pete Wentz was wheeled out on a gurney Hannibal Lecter-style — complete with straitjacket and face mask — during Tuesday's Fashion Week show for his clothing line, Clandestine Industries, at Studio 37 in New York City.

EXCLUSIVE: George Clooney's Girlfriend In Talks to Join TV Show  —  George Clooney may have to start sharing the spotlight!  —  His girlfriend, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis, is in talks to appear in a recurring role on the third season of TNT's drama, Leverage, a source tells UsMagazine.com.

TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN Robert Pattison MANLLOW half man half pillow  —  Manllow: half man, half pillow.  —  For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you.  Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest …

Lisa Rinna Disses Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgery  —  Heidi image courtesy of ABC Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!  Oh, the irony... Apparently, Lisa Rinna was sooooo offended by Heidi Montag's mag cover - you know, that one where she showed off her fresh new look? - that she …