Pro Golfer: Michael Jordan will Attend Tiger Event  —  Michael Jordan will be at the Tiger Woods apology event, his wife Elin Nordegren will not — this according to Tiger's former Ryder Cup teammate.  —  PGA great Brad Faxon went on the Dennis and Callahan radio show this morning and said, “I know Michael Jordan's going to be there.

Chris Golightly: “This is not fair; I don't know what to do”  —  When the American Idol machine starts moving, nobody gets to stand in the way.  —  Not even one of the semifinalists.  —  Chris Golightly is learning that lesson the hard way this week.  —  “This is not fair …

EXCLUSIVE: Simon Cowell: “No, I'm Not Engaged”  —  Despite widespread rumors online, Simon Cowell is not walking down the aisle with American Idol makeup artist Mezhgan Hussainy, UsMagazine.com has learned exclusively.  —  Cowell's longtime publicist and close friend Max Clifford tells UsMagazine.com …

‘Family Guy’ Voice Actor Says Palin ‘Does Not Have a Sense of Humor’  —  Since it was shown on Sunday, an episode of the Fox animated comedy “Family Guy” has drawn the repeated condemnation of Sarah Palin, the former Republican governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential nominee.

Lil Wayne — Eight Root Canals in One Sitting  —  Lil Wayne just had one of the gnarliest oral surgeries in the history of dentistry.  We're told it was a marathon session that included a stomach-turning eight root canals at one time.  —  Our sources say Wayne went under the drill on Tuesday.

Sold!  Jon & Kate's Starter Home Sells - at a Loss  —  Jon and Kate Gosselin are finally minus the first house where they shot much of their TLC reality show, Jon & Kate Plus Eight.  —  The Gosselins have sold their starter home in Elizabethtown, Pa., for $258,000, according to the real-estate news site Zillow.com.

Chris Brown: 32 Days of Hard Labor and Counting  —  Chris Brown continues to live on the straight and narrow.  —  At a progress review Thursday, L.A. Superior Court Judge Patricia M. Schnegg praised the singer, who personally appeared in court, saying, “Looks like you're doing really, really well [fulfilling your probation terms].

Scott Disick: “When I Hear Kris [Jenner's] Voice, I Hear Anger” [AUDIO]  —  It's been a rough couple of months for Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend and baby-daddy Scott Disick, who's been the aim of much scrutiny for his behavior both on and off Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Morgan Freeman Still Can't Move Hand Since Car Crash  —  Time isn't healing all wounds, as evidenced by Morgan Freeman's left hand, which has been paralyzed since he was injured in a car accident a year-and-a-half ago, he tells PEOPLE.  —  The Oscar-winning star, again nominated this year …

Is Owen Wilson becoming Woody Allen's new muse?  —  Owen Wilson is attached to star in the new Woody Allen movie that will shoot this summer.  —  As with all the writer-director's film work, Allen is keeping the untitled feature's story line and characters hush-hush, and it's not clear how big Wilson's role is.

Warner Bros Finally Going Ahead With Shocking Film About Yankees Sex Scandal  —  EXCLUSIVE: The Trade, a film that tells the true tale of 2 New York Yankees pitchers who caused a national scandal by swapping wives in the sexually-free 1970s, has finally hit the big leagues.

Kristen Stewart: I'm Going to the Oscars...With Taylor!  —  Robert Pattinson presented at last year's Oscars, but guess which Twilight stars are doing it this time around?  —  I'll let Kristen Stewart tell you...  “Yeah, I'm going,” Stewart just told me when I asked if we'd be seeing her on March 7 at the Academy Awards.

Was Ben Stiller an enormous douche to the ‘Little Fockers’ crew?  —  Ben Stiller is one of the few major celebrities that you rarely hear anything about, good or bad.  Maybe he's secretly the most wonderful man is Hollywood, and he just likes to keep that little fact on the down low.

Does Ali Want to Be the Next Bachelorette?  Her Answer Will Surprise You  —  It is the burning Bachelor question of the moment: Will Ali become the next Bachelorette?  (We've heard the producers are talking about it.)  —  Well, we just spoke with Jake's AWOL cutie (seen pouting on his shoulder above) …

Quentin Tarantino saves L.A. theater  —  Filmmaker now serving as landlord of New Beverly Cinema  —  The purchase, though, was not a smooth process.  According to Torgan, the original landlord and prospective buyer moved to block Tarantino's bid.  The sides haggled for months, but eventually a deal paved the way for a buyout.

Lady Gaga Wants You To Wrap Up Your Little Monster With Designer Condom Line  —  Lady Gaga isn't shy about sex.  In fact, the pop star is pretty clear in her message: When her little monsters do it, they should be safe about it.  Not only has she recently joined forces with Cyndi Lauper …

Lady GaGa Cosmo Cover April 2010 Sneak Peek  —  Lady GaGa is way toned down, on the April 2010 cover of Cosmo magazine.  The last time we saw the singer she was at the Brit Awards, and flashing her nethers to all and sundry in a rather unseemly manner (the same manner as I do, every chance I get).

Tennis champ Rafael Nadal serves up a steamy video with Shakira  —  Rafael Nadal's sex appeal clearly extends much further than the boundary lines of the tennis court.  —  The former Wimbledon and French Open up a storming ace as he gets up close and personal with sexy Colombian singer Shakira.

Christina Hendricks See Through Top Pictures  —  I've done a lot of posts featuring Mad Men's Christina Hendricks because well, I'm in love with her absolutely massive boobs, so when I found out there were pictures of her in a see through top I had a familiar feeling in my pants.