Jessica Simpson: “I Don't Accept” John Mayer's Apology  —  Jessica Simpson is forgetting, but not forgiving, her ex John Mayer.  —  During her appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show airing Wednesday, Simpson, 29, says that she tried to read the controversial Playboy interview in which he called her …

‘Bachelor’ Winner — Cruisin' for a Boozin'  —  One year before falling in love with Jake Pavelka on “The Bachelor,” Vienna Girardi enjoyed partying with men in bath tubs and on cruise ships!!!  —  Check out Girardi gettin' her drink on with some, er, friends while cruising to the Bahamas on Spring Break last year.

Neil Patrick Harris Will Be Lead Smurf  —  Neil Patrick Harris has a TV-heavy resume.  Now he's just landed the lead in Smurfs: The Movie for Sony.  Harris won't have to walk around as a blue-tinted Avatar, either.  The Raja Gosnell-directed film is a mix of live action and animation, and Harris is the lead live action character.

EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen Marriage Explodes As Multiple Sex Partners Revealed  —  Charlie Sheen's marriage is exploding in a public scandal of enormous magnitude that is dwarfing the headlines made by his arrest for domestic violence and rehab stints for both husband and wife.

Wait, what?  Mo'Nique says hubby can cheat, loves her hairy legs  —  Open marriage?  Maybe partly.  —  Despite her constant claims of an open union with hubby Sidney Hicks, Mo'Nique reveals that she doesn't stray - but she may not be able to say the same about her better half.

Slim Renée Zellweger turns heads at Vogue party... but Reese Witherspoon looks even skinnier  —  She's rumoured to be filming a third Bridget Jones film later this year.  —  But petite Renée Zellweger showed no sign of piling on the pounds as she posed for photographs at a Vogue party in Hollywood last night.

Megan Fox Reveals How Many Guys She's Slept With  —  Megan Fox can count the number of guys she's slept with on one hand.  —  “I've only been with two men my entire life,” the actress, 23, tells the April issue of Harper's Bazaar (via Huffington Post).  “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.”

Lindsay Lohan Shows Her Bra and Ass in Purple  —  When I heard that Lindsay Lohan would be in a Terry Richardson photoshoot in the new issue of Purple magazine, I was pretty excited for some really hot pictures.  After all, her last major shoot featured Lindsay Lohan topless in Muse magazine …

‘Hurt Locker’ Sued Over Stolen Identity  —  An Army sergeant has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the makers of Oscar-nominated film “The Hurt Locker” just days before the Academy Awards ceremony, claiming the central character in the film is based on him.

'Gilligan's Island' headed to the bigscreen  —  Warner Bros., Atlas Ent. to adapt popular '60s sitcom  —  The seven castaways of “Gilligan's Island” have found a home at Warner Bros. and Atlas Entertainment.  —  The studio and production company have begun development on a feature film based …

Exclusive: Rob Lowe ditches ‘Brothers & Sisters’ for ‘Parks and Recreation’  —  File this one under “G” for very good career move.  Better yet, file it under “V” and cross-reference it under “G.”  Oh, screw the filing and just listen up: Sources confirm to me exclusively that Rob Lowe …

EXCLUSIVE: Singer Keyshia Cole Gives Birth to Baby Boy!  —  It's a boy for Keyshia Cole!  —  The singer, 28, tells UsMagazine.com exclusively that she and Cleveland Cavaliers player Daniel Gibson “are proud to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy, Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.” It's the first child for the R&B star.

How Johnny Depp Enjoys the Simple Life in France  —  He's been The Mad Hatter, Edward Scissorhands and Captain Jack Sparrow - and yet he dreams of cultivating a premium vino.  —  In a cover interview with French magazine VSD, on newsstands Thursday, Johnny Depp opens up in a rare discussion …

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Welcome a Baby Girl  —  HOLLYSCOOP EXCLUSIVE  —  by:  —  Ani Esmailian  —  Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that Eric Dane aka: Dr. McSteamy, and his gorgeous wife Rebecca Gayheart just welcomed a baby girl.  —  Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center …

‘Body of Evidence’ seeks Dana Delany  —  Procedural would be in second position to ‘Housewives’  —  The future of Dana Delany's character on “Desperate Housewives” has come under question as the actress has been approached to star in another ABC project, pilot “Body of Evidence.”

Life And Style: Why Does Shiloh Look Like A Boy?  —  Life and Style asks why Brangelina are allowing Shiloh to look like a boy.  She wears boy's clothes, has a boy's haircut and refers to herself as John.  —  Also: check out the Bachelor wedding album, how Vienna tricked Jake and how Brangelina are “rocked” by a new tell-all.

‘Real Housewife’ — I'm Not Really a Lesbian  —  “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak hasn't traded in Big Poppa for a Big Mama — and last night she set the record straight on her alleged relationship with a female DJ.  —  Yesterday at LAX, the weaved wonder said she's not pulling …

Julianne Hough and Dane Cook: More Than Friends?  —  Since her split from boyfriend Chuck Wicks in November, country and dancing darling Julianne Hough appears to be enjoying the single life.  —  In December she was briefly linked to Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill …

Spencer Pratt's Dog Leaves Him in Stitches  —  Spencer Pratt got a serious tongue-lashing by someone other than his reupholstered wife Heidi Montag when an incident with his dog got real bloody ... real fast.  —  It all went down Monday while Spencer was playing a game of tug-of-war with his little dog.

Dave Navarro Gets Naked For PETA  —  This is certainly one way to make a statement!  Dave Navarro shows off his lean, smooth, inked body for PETA's Ink, Not Mink campaign.  The provocative ad hopes to save millions of animals from being killed for their fur...all in the name of fashion.

EXCLUSIVE: Seal Throws A Hissy Fit Over a Pinkberry  —  Seal has a supermodel wife and has sold 15 million records, but RadarOnline.com has learned he doesn't always get the star treatment.  —  Heidi & Seal Introduce Their New Baby To The World  —  Tuesday night, Seal was enjoying …

Dita Von Teese EXCLUSIVE: Ok.co.uk gets up close and personal with the burlesque goddess  —  Dita Von Teese talks to us EXCLUSIVELY about being sexy, keeping fit and THAT martini glass routine  —  Above: Ok.co.uk caught up with Dita Von Teese  —  DITA Von Teese is a busy lady.

Kate Gosselin: “Everyone Loved Her” on DWTS Set  —  Kate Gosselin is fitting in nicely with her new pals from Dancing With the Stars.  On Tuesday, the reality-mom turned amateur dancer met up with her DWTS rivals in a Hollywood studio for a photo shoot.  —  “Kate was so nice,” a set source tells UsMagazine.com.