Exclusive: Rob Lowe ditches ‘Brothers & Sisters’ for ‘Parks and Recreation’  —  File this one under “G” for very good career move.  Better yet, file it under “V” and cross-reference it under “G.”  Oh, screw the filing and just listen up: Sources confirm to me exclusively that Rob Lowe …

EXCLUSIVE: Jake ‘The Bachelor’ Cheated On Vienna After Getting Engaged!  —  Jake “The Bachelor” Pavelka cheated on Vienna after they got engaged while filming the ABC show, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  Jake contacted his ex-girlfriend the day after taping wrapped, a source told RadarOnline.com.

Exclusive: Sarah Palin shopping Alaska TV docudrama with Mark Burnett  —  Sarah Palin, TV producer?  Multiple sources confirm that Palin and uber-reality show producer Mark Burnett have been making the rounds in Hollywood this week to pitch a TV docudrama about Alaska.

Jessica Simpson: “I Don't Accept” John Mayer's Apology  —  Jessica Simpson is forgetting, but not forgiving, her ex John Mayer.  —  During her appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show airing Wednesday, Simpson, 29, says that she tried to read the controversial Playboy interview in which he called her …

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Welcome a Baby Girl  —  HOLLYSCOOP EXCLUSIVE  —  by:  —  Ani Esmailian  —  Hollyscoop has learned exclusively that Eric Dane aka: Dr. McSteamy, and his gorgeous wife Rebecca Gayheart just welcomed a baby girl.  —  Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center …

Neil Patrick Harris Will Be Lead Smurf  —  Neil Patrick Harris has a TV-heavy resume.  Now he's just landed the lead in Smurfs: The Movie for Sony.  Harris won't have to walk around as a blue-tinted Avatar, either.  The Raja Gosnell-directed film is a mix of live action and animation, and Harris is the lead live action character.

EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen Marriage Explodes As Multiple Sex Partners Revealed  —  Charlie Sheen's marriage is exploding in a public scandal of enormous magnitude that is dwarfing the headlines made by his arrest for domestic violence and rehab stints for both husband and wife.

Megan Fox Reveals How Many Guys She's Slept With  —  Megan Fox can count the number of guys she's slept with on one hand.  —  “I've only been with two men my entire life,” the actress, 23, tells the April issue of Harper's Bazaar (via Huffington Post).  “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.”

Renée Zellweger's BFF: Bradley Cooper's Mom  —  Gloria Cooper and Renée Zellweger  —  It seems Renée Zellweger has a new BFF: Bradley Cooper's mother Gloria.  —  The actress brought her boyfriend's mom to the Tuesday night opening of Vera Wang's Melrose store in Los Angeles, where the pair behaved like old pals.

Scoop: Dana Delany off ‘Desperate Housewives’?  —  Wow - and I thought I was popular!  Dana Delany is so well-regarded over at ABC that network prez Steve McPherson is inviting her to cheat on Desperate Housewives by starring in Body of Evidence, an Alphabet pilot that, if it's picked up …

Lindsay Lohan Shows Her Bra and Ass in Purple  —  When I heard that Lindsay Lohan would be in a Terry Richardson photoshoot in the new issue of Purple magazine, I was pretty excited for some really hot pictures.  After all, her last major shoot featured Lindsay Lohan topless in Muse magazine …

Life And Style: Why Does Shiloh Look Like A Boy?  —  Life and Style asks why Brangelina are allowing Shiloh to look like a boy.  She wears boy's clothes, has a boy's haircut and refers to herself as John.  —  Also: check out the Bachelor wedding album, how Vienna tricked Jake and how Brangelina are “rocked” by a new tell-all.

Spencer Pratt's Dog Leaves Him in Stitches  —  Spencer Pratt got a serious tongue-lashing by someone other than his reupholstered wife Heidi Montag when an incident with his dog got real bloody ... real fast.  —  It all went down Monday while Spencer was playing a game of tug-of-war with his little dog.

‘Hurt Locker’ Sued Over Stolen Identity  —  An Army sergeant has filed a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the makers of Oscar-nominated film “The Hurt Locker” just days before the Academy Awards ceremony, claiming the central character in the film is based on him.

The FADER Issue 66 Free Download  —  We've heard from a few people—more than a few actually—surprised at our choice of cover stars for FADER #66.  This shock is not over the individual artists, but over their juxtaposition.  This is what FADER has been about from day one, though.

How Johnny Depp Enjoys the Simple Life in France  —  He's been The Mad Hatter, Edward Scissorhands and Captain Jack Sparrow - and yet he dreams of cultivating a premium vino.  —  In a cover interview with French magazine VSD, on newsstands Thursday, Johnny Depp opens up in a rare discussion …

‘Real Housewife’ — I'm Not Really a Lesbian  —  “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak hasn't traded in Big Poppa for a Big Mama — and last night she set the record straight on her alleged relationship with a female DJ.  —  Yesterday at LAX, the weaved wonder said she's not pulling …

Kate Gosselin: “Everyone Loved Her” on DWTS Set  —  Kate Gosselin is fitting in nicely with her new pals from Dancing With the Stars.  On Tuesday, the reality-mom turned amateur dancer met up with her DWTS rivals in a Hollywood studio for a photo shoot.  —  “Kate was so nice,” a set source tells UsMagazine.com.

Dita Von Teese EXCLUSIVE: Ok.co.uk gets up close and personal with the burlesque goddess  —  Dita Von Teese talks to us EXCLUSIVELY about being sexy, keeping fit and THAT martini glass routine  —  Above: Ok.co.uk caught up with Dita Von Teese  —  DITA Von Teese is a busy lady.

Exclusive: Catherine Hardwicke Attached to “Dot War”  —  Catherine Hardwicke, despite an impressive resume that includes Lords of Dogtown and Thirteen, and who may be the fourth best female director in Hollywood (I place her behind Kathryn Bigelow, Nicole Holofcener, and Sofia Coppola) …

Ke$ha Blasts Britney Spears  —  SINGER Ke$ha has launched a scathing attack at Britney Spears.  —  The Tik Tok hitmaker — who featured on Britney's track Lace And Leather — doesn't like the fact Spears lip-syncs during her concerts.  —  “I think that's bulls***,” she said.

EXCLUSIVE: Singer Keyshia Cole Gives Birth to Baby Boy!  —  It's a boy for Keyshia Cole!  —  The singer, 28, tells UsMagazine.com exclusively that she and Cleveland Cavaliers player Daniel Gibson “are proud to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy, Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.” It's the first child for the R&B star.