Johnny Depp's longtime girlfriend tells him to quit Angelina Jolie film  —  Laura Dern found out the hard way — and so did Jennifer Aniston.  —  But Johnny Depp's longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men.

Exclusive: Sarah Palin shopping Alaska TV docudrama with Mark Burnett  —  Sarah Palin, TV producer?  Multiple sources confirm that Palin and uber-reality show producer Mark Burnett have been making the rounds in Hollywood this week to pitch a TV docudrama about Alaska.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Wife Moving Back In With Him  —  Tiger Woods wife is moving back in with him.  —  RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that after three months of estrangement, Elin has agreed to move home with Tiger.  —  It's a big development in a marriage that seemed unlikely …

James Cameron to Oscars: Go Ahead and Make Fun of Me  —  The Oscar-nominated director told me this exclusively tonight at the Global Green party at Avalon.  Cameron said he wasn't aware that a proposed Avatar sketch involving Ben Stiller and Sacha Baron Cohen had been cut from the show, presumably to avoid upsetting the director.

Britney Spears' Boyfriend ‘Hates’ Her Music  —  Sources overhear Jason Trawick dissing Brit's music in public.

Caught in the Act!  —  • Was there a love connection?  Jessica Simpson, chatting with The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner during a cocktail party for his movie at the L.A. home of Madonna's manager Guy Oseary.  Simspon, who lives next door, arrived with hairdresser Ken Paves.

EXCLUSIVE: Brooke Sheen Relapsed to Drugs After Twins' Birth  —  What went wrong in the Sheen household?  —  As both Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke seek treatment for their addictions, insiders talk in the new issue of Us Weekly about the pair, who have been in the headlines since …

Anti-Gay Lawmaker At Gay Club Before DUI Arrest  —  SACRAMENTO (CBS13) ― Sources tell CBS13 a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning.

New Moon Director Promises Eclipse Will Be ‘Steamy’  —  Team Jacob, hold on to your sleeping bags.  —  Chris Weitz, who directed New Moon, the second installment in the Twilight series, says he has read the script for this summer's third installment, Eclipse - and that one scene in particular is a scorcher.

Dr. Drew's Alleged Stalker Arrested  —  A man who allegedly threatened to murder Dr. Drew Pinsky's family was arrested Wednesday and charged with felony stalking ... TMZ has learned.  —  Dr. Drew tells us Charles Pearson has been sending him threatening messages over the Internet …

EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: First Interview With Woman Who ‘The Bachelor’ Cheated On Vienna With!  —  The ex-girlfriend who says Jake “The Bachelor” Pavelka cheated on Vienna Girardi with her has given her first interview and RadarOnline.com has all the details of the growing scandal.

‘Desperate Housewives’ exclusive: Drea de Matteo to make ‘explosive’ exit in May  —  A valuable piece of real estate is about to open up along America's most popular cul-de-sac — and I'm not referring to Dana Delany's possible departure: Drea de Matteo is leaving Desperate Housewives in May.

Whitney Houston Surprises Daughter with Cake - and Tunes - on Stage  —  Bobbi Kristina and Whitney Houston, on stage in Adelaide, Australia  —  Whitney Houston added two new songs to her set during her concert Wednesday in Adelaide, Australia.  —  Halfway through the show, during the …

‘Glee’ exclusive: It's NPH vs. Matthew Morrison!  —  It's official: Neil Patrick Harris' forthcoming guest appearance on Glee will without a doubt be legen — wait for it... here it comes — dary.  —  I just got my hands on some fresh intel surrounding Harris' role in the Joss Whedon-helmed episode …

DWTS Host: We've “Set Up a Daycare” for Kate Gosselin's Kids  —  What are Kate Gosselin's little ones going to do when their mom is strutting her stuff on Dancing with the Stars?  —  “Bruno, one of our judges, has set up a daycare,” host Tom Bergeon told UsMagazine.com at Wednesday's …

‘Lost’ exclusive: Michelle Rodriguez returns!  —  Michelle Rodriguez is the latest ex-815er to book a return trip to Lost.  —  Sources confirm to me exclusively that Rodriguez will reprise her role as late tailie Ana-Lucia in at least one of the show's final episodes.

Stun Gun Mess Connected to Jackson Divorce  —  Jermaine Jackson's messy divorce set up a series of events that led to a knock at Katherine Jackson's door by the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services ... TMZ has learned.  —  Jermaine filed for divorce from Alejandra Jackson in 2004.

The Photoshop Awards: Dave Navarro's PETA Ad  —  There's nothing like a pair of furry man thighs staring back at you first thing in the morning.  Yay (?).  PETA decided to gives the ladies the day off and let a man get nekkid ass nekkid in the name of saving THIS FACE.

The Fug Girls's Red-Carpet Thunderdome: Carey Mulligan vs. Anna Kendrick  —  As the Oscar red carpet fast approaches (and, oh yeah, the actual Oscars), we're particularly excited about seeing the outfits of two first-time nominees and heretofore unknowns: Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air) and Carey Mulligan (An Education).

Exclusive: Rob Lowe ditches ‘Brothers & Sisters’ for ‘Parks and Recreation’  —  File this one under “G” for very good career move.  Better yet, file it under “V” and cross-reference it under “G.”  Oh, screw the filing and just listen up: Sources confirm to me exclusively that Rob Lowe …

Horror Chick: Why the Heavens Should Crumble If ‘Inglourious Basterds’ Wins (Short Answer: Eli Roth)  —  I can't stand Eli Roth.  Everyone on the Internet has a strong opinion about him one way or the other, and the only difference between the two sides is that one is utterly f**king wrong.

Jamie Oliver has fourth bun in oven  —  TV chef Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools are expecting their fourth child, it has been announced.  —  Model and writer Jools is due to give birth in September and the pair are said to be “delighted”.  —  The couple became parents for the third time less …

Guinea Pigs...In Costume: Dress Your Rodent in Lace and Spandex  —  There are the things you know for sure: Cats in costume.  Dogs in costume.  Monkeys, yes, yes.  But guinea pigs?  Gotta say, I never knew this phenomenon existed.  But it does.  Oh, yes my friend, it certainly does.