Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad  —  The world revolves around Lindsay.  —  Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her.

FOX411 Exclusive: ‘Captain America’ role is John Krasinski's to lose, source says  —  John Krasinski is getting even closer to nabbing the role that could propel him into action hero stardom ... Captain America!  —  Insiders at the Marvel compound tell Fox 411 that he is close to landing the superhero gig of his life.

Howard Stern: Gabourey Sidibe Is ‘Enormous,’ Will Never Work Again  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  Howard Stern unleashed a vicious attack on Gabourey Sidibe on his Sirius satellite show on Monday.  —  “There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen.  She is enormous.

Andy Richter “frustrated” by Conan exit  —  Andy Richter has admitted that he was “frustrated” when Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show.  —  O'Brien's sidekick told Kelly Ripa that he is still angry with NBC for its treatment of his friend.  —  “NBC, definitely, everybody …

This Just In: ‘Spartacus’ delayed as star Andy Whitfield undergoes cancer treatment  —  Sad news: Andy Whitfield, who's currently starring in the Starz drama Spartacus: Blood and Sand, has been diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma and will begin treatment immediately in New Zealand.

EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Renner Denies Hitting on Singer Jessica Simpson  —  The Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner is squashing a report that he recently made the moves on singer Jessica Simpson.  —  People.com reported that at a recent cocktail party for his movie at the L.A. home of Madonna's manager Guy Oseary …

PSR 3/9/10: McConaughey Family Trip, Lindsay's Lawsuit, & Heidi's Post-Op Parody  —  Matthew McConaughey travels out of LA with Camila, Levi, and Vida; Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for using her name; and Heidi Montag gets in on the joke about the perils of too much plastic.

EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen Getting Out Of Rehab To Resume Taping  —  Charlie Sheen will be out of rehab to resume taping his hit show Two and a Half Men on March 19, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  The popular CBS show was suspended after Sheen checked into a rehab on February 24.

The Butler Is Doing Everyone  —  Gerard Butler is continuing his quest of taste testing every vagina and anus on the planet by getting with Baby Jesus' foster mother Vadge.  Gerard and Vadge have known each other since she was married to Guy Ritchie, but apparently they took their relationship …

CBS producer to plead guilty in Letterman extortion case  —  A top CBS journalist who was driven into a jealous fury after learning his girlfriend was sleeping with her boss — “Late Show” host David Letterman — plans to plead guilty this afternoon to extorting Letterman for $2 million …

Clock winds down for ‘24’  —  Fox appears close to ending series run  —  “24's” time is almost up.  —  20th Century Fox TV and Fox appear ready to end the long-running hit after this season, the show's eighth.  —  Studio and network execs declined comment — but it's believed …

Disney restyles ‘Rapunzel’ to appeal to boys  —  With ‘The Princess and the Frog’ coming up short at the box office, the studio retools its next animated feature to lose the girly taint.  Now it's called ‘Tangled,’ with a swashbuckling male lead.  —  A still from the upcoming Disney animated movie “Tangled.”

Exclusive: Michael Jackson's Secretive Life  —  Three Former Bodyguards Speak About Jackson, His Girlfriends and Children  —  Michael Jackson enjoyed spending time with his children, cruising the Vegas strip and even ordering fast food through a drive through, according to three of his former bodyguards.

Baby No. 2 on the Way for Rascal Flatts's Joe Don Rooney  —  Make way for another little rascal: Joe Don Rooney and wife Tiffany Fallon are expecting their second baby, he tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “We're a little more prepared but the same excitement is there,” the Rascal Flatts guitarist says of baby No. 2.

Marisa Miller Because She Is Hot  —  Has anyone ever seen a bad picture of Marisa Miller?  I can't imagine one exist, they must be so rare that it's possible they're quite valuable.  Like old baseball cards.  The ones next to her boyfriend don't count.  Here she is at some pre or post Oscar party …

DMX — The First Arrest of 2010  —  DMX was arrested earlier today in Arizona — and now his lawyer is reaching out to the one man who he believes can save him ... Dr. Drew Pinsky.  —  The details of the arrest are unclear — but the rapper's lawyer Gary Jenkins tells us …

Barbara Walters Regrets Ricky Martin Interview  —  Looking back on her past interviews, Barbara Walters regrets trying to force singer Ricky Martin to open up about his sexuality in a 2000 interview.  During Barbara Walters' Oscar Special, she reveals that her questioning may have ended his career.

Heidi Montag Spoofs Her Own Plastic Surgeries  —  Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag  —  A jaw-dropping 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day may have made The Hills star Heidi Montag the happiest she's ever been, but it also made her fodder for some comics.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods And Wife Spotted K-I-S-S-I-N-G!  —  It's official.  The ice has thawed between Tiger Woods and his beautiful wife Elin.  —  PHOTOS: Tiger & Wife Through The Years  —  Tiger and Elin were spotted kissing on Monday for the first time in months, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.