Katy Perry Gets Brutally Slimed at Kids' Choice Awards  —  Shenanigans were aplenty at the 23rd annual Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, where blimp-shaped trophies were doled out to fan-favorites and stars were routinely slimed.  —  Katy Perry, wearing a bright blue wig and skintight flowery dress …

Jennifer Aniston — Nice Butler  —  It's official ... Jennifer Aniston has been Butlered.  —  As Gerard Butler and Jen struck poses from the front, an enterprising photog got the real story from behind.  —  The pics were taken on the Seine River in Paris, during their tour hawking “The Bounty Hunter.”

Sandra Bullock Divorce Is In Motion, Sources Say  —  Sandra Bullock divorcing Jesse James seems to be moving closer and closer to becoming a reality, as sources tell me America's sweetheart is back in California in order to figure out the legal end of her split from the allegedly infidelious bike builder.

I penned the suckiest movie ever - sorry!  —  This month, “Battlefield Earth,” the blockbuster bomb based on the novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, won the Razzie for “Worst Movie of the Decade.”  J.D. Shapiro, the film's first screenwriter, accepted the award in person.

Real Housewife Danielle Staub's Mom Dies  —  In a testament to the icy relations between cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, none of Danielle Staub's costars have reached out to her to offer condolences on the passing of her mother, Ruth Merrill.

Lola film role-a  —  MADONNA has given daughter Lourdes a small role in her new film about Edward VIII  —  MADONNA is fixing for daughter LOURDES to make it in the movie business by giving her a role in her new film.  —  Madge starts shooting the flick about Edward VIII in London this summer …

Stars Tease Matt Damon for Bad Breath, Hair Plugs  —  Matt Damon took some serious ribbing Saturday night when he was honored in Beverly Hills with the 24th American Cinematheque Award.  —  “He doesn't deserve this award,” Damon's pal Jimmy Kimmel teasingly told PEOPLE.

Pop-Ed: Where Is Angelina Jolie Hiding Her Nanny?  —  For the last few weeks, celebrity magazines have been filled with photos of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their clan of children taking in the sights of Venice.  The gang is staying in a 15th century palazzo overlooking the Grand Canal …

Bare beauties are sheet hot  —  CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, KYLIE MINOGUE and SIENNA MILLER drape sheets around their bare bods for a sizzling new charity campaign.  —  The girls are spearheading the Fashion Targets Breast Cancer 2010 initiative, which aims to raise money and awareness of the killer disease.