EXCLUSIVE: Kate Gosselin Acts Like “Major Celebrity” on DWTS; Demands Bodyguard  —  Kate Gosselin is so standoffish on Dancing With the Stars, she has show staffers contact her through her bodyguard, reports the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today.  —  “When the show needs to contact Kate …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan: Dad's Engagement Makes Me Want to “Vomit”  —  Don't expect Lindsay Lohan to be at her estranged father Michael's upcoming wedding to former tabloid reporter (and Jon Gosselin ex) Kate Major.  —  “I'm gonna vomit!” she told UsMagazine.com after hearing the wedding news Tuesday.

Tiki Barber dumps pregnant wife for hot blonde  —  Ex-Giants superstar Tiki Barber has dumped his 8-months-pregnant wife, Ginny, for sexy former NBC intern Traci Lynn Johnson, sources told The Post last night.  —  The football star-turned-"Today" show-correspondent left his wife of 11 years …

Tiger Woods Slept With Neighbor's Daughter  —  Add another one to the list.  —  Tiger Woods slept with his neighbor's 21-year-old daughter, having a one-night stand less than a mile from his home.  —  PHOTOS: Tiger At The Masters  —  Even as Tiger returns to golf, the wreckage …

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Welcome a Son  —  Paula Patton and Robin Thicke at 2009 Angel Ball  —  How precious: Robin Thicke and his actress wife Paula Patton welcomed their first child, Julian Fuego, on Tuesday in Los Angeles, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

Whitney Houston Cancels More Shows, Report Of Cocaine Use Appears  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  The AP reports Wednesday that Whitney Houston has postponed more concert dates (full article below) at the same time a celebrity weekly features an interview alleging she's doing drugs again.

PIC: Jessica Simpson Poses Without Makeup for Marie Claire  —  Glamour girl?  —  For the May cover of Marie Claire, Jessica Simpson went without makeup or retouching.  —  The reason: To promote her new initiative, “A Beautiful Me,” a program she is launching next month to encourage young women …

COVER STORY: Finally, a Baby for Jennifer Aniston!  —  Through five cities, in five countries, over three weeks, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been on a whirlwind tour promoting The Bounty Hunter.  Fans in every city have been amazed by Jen's gorgeous looks and stunning style …

Eva Longoria — Marc Wouldn't Harm a Fly  —  Eva Longoria was careful not to step on “Desperate Housewives” producer Marc Cherry's toes today by mostly playing possum when asked about the $20 million lawsuit filed by Nicollette Sheridan.  —  During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KISS FM this morning …

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Getting Engaged!  —  According to high-powered editor and former personal friend of Princess Diana, Tina Brown, Buckingham Place has “cleared its diary” to announce the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton in early June.

Mariah Carey Surfing — Doggie Style  —  For some reason, a bootyful Mariah Carey attempted to surf with her three dogs while on vacation in Puerto Rico the other day ... and got on all fours.  —  Sit Mimi, sit.  —  More Mariah  — Mariah — Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel

Pam Anderson — The ‘Get In My Pants’ Dance  —  Pamela Anderson partied her face off last night after escaping elimination on “Dancing with the Stars” — and judging by these photos ... someone was still in the mood for a little horizontal mambo after the show.

Justin Bieber Appeals to Older Women Too: Confessions of Middle-Aged ‘Bieliebers’  —  Shantel Simpson isn't afraid of getting caught dancing to Justin Bieber's music — even if her three children make fun of her.  The 39-year-old mother, who boasts ‘Eenie Meenie’ and ‘Overboard’ as her favorite Bieber songs …

EXCLUSIVE: Lil Wayne's Prison Job: On “Suicide Watch” for Other Inmates  —  How is Lil Wayne keeping busy behind bars?  —  “Wayne has a job — they got him on suicide watch for other prisoners,” his ex, BET reality star Antonia “Toya” Johnson, told Us' Ian Drew (read his blog!) during an office visit Tuesday.

In Touch Exclusive Interview:Brad & Jen caught kissing  —  In Touch Exclusive Interview:  —  Brad & Jen caught kissing  —  “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's former bodyguard Bill reveals exclusively to In Touch for the first time.

Is Bill Condon About To Sink Fangs Into 'Twilight Saga's' Two Final Segments?  —  EXCLUSIVE: Bill Condon has emerged as the number one choice to direct the final two installments of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, I'm told.  Summit Entertainment hasn't signed him, but I'm told that after several strong meetings, they are negotiating.

Universal Cancels Josh Brolin Drama ‘Cartel’ Five Weeks Before Production Start  —  EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures has abruptly pulled the plug on Cartel, five weeks before the film was scheduled to begin production in Mexico City.  I'm told there were concerns about the budget, the script …