Steven Seagal Sued for Sexual Assault,Trafficking  —  UPDATE: Seagal's lawyer, Marty Singer, responded to the lawsuit this way: “The lawsuit filed by Kayden Nguyen against Steven Seagal is a ridiculous and absurd claim by a disgruntled ex-employee who was fired for using illegal narcotics.”

Conan Treats Lopez with Royal Respect  —  TMZ has learned how the deal went down with Conan O'Brien, George Lopez and TBS, and Conan made it clear — he didn't want anyone to endure the same shabby treatment he got at NBC.  —  Sources tell TMZ the idea of bringing Conan to TBS was hatched by Turner's entertainment chief Steve Koonin.

Ryan Phillippe: “I'm Tired of Getting S*** on” Over Reese Split  —  When a rep for actress Abbie Cornish told UsMagazine.com in February that she had broken up with Ryan Phillippe, at least one person was surprised: Ryan Phillippe.  —  “I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist …

Michelle To Sandra: “I'm Sorry For Your Embarrassment, I'm Sorry For Everything”  —  Jesse James' mistress has broken her silence... again!  The tattoo model gave an interview to Australian TV show Today Tonight on Yahoo!7 about her affair with Sandra Bullock's hubby about her involvement in the sex scandal …

Exclusive: Chace Crawford out of ‘Footloose’; unknown may replace him  —  Looks like Chace Crawford won't be filling Kevin Bacon's shoes after all in the remake of the iconic 1984 movie Footloose.  Crawford's rep has confirmed that the Gossip Girl hottie has backed out of the dance-loving lead in the remake.

Heidi Montag's Bikini Pic Scores Her $10K  —  Heidi Montag showed off her new F-cups (seriously) this weekend by hamming it up for a Las Vegas bikini photo shoot.  Think she did it for the good of the nation?  Wrong.  My sources tell me Miss Montag was paid $10,000 for the busty shoot.

Lady Gaga Tells Fans: 'Don't Have Sex'  —  Forget her in-your-face sexuality.  Lady Gaga has a new routine: celibacy.  —  The lusty singer, 24, has shocked even herself with her latest message to embrace abstinence.  Furthermore, she is urging fans to do the same, reports MTV.com.

Bret Michaels Undergoes Emergency Appendectomy  —  Bret Michael tried to ignore the pain in his stomach Sunday night, hoping he could make the stage for a show in San Antonio, Texas.  —  But by 1 a.m. Monday, the 47-year-old rocker and contestant on The Celebrity Apprentice had to be rushed …

Oprah lied about poverty, sex abuse, tell-all book claims  —  Oprah Winfrey embellished her poor upbringing and made up stories about sexual abuse to boost her ratings, her relatives say in Kitty Kelley's new biography.  —  Although Winfrey claims she never had any new dresses or dolls …

Josie Duggar Back in Hospital  —  After celebrating the release of their 19th child from the hospital last week, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar had to take her back to Arkansas Children's Hospital in Little Rock on Thursday at 3 a.m., when her vital signs began to drop unexpectedly.

Nas Ordered to Pay Kelis Big Bucks  —  Nas went to court Monday over his divorce with Kelis — and walked out a little lighter in the wallet.  —  According to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support.

NBC Picks Up ‘Law & Order: LA’ For Fall; ‘SVU’ Cleared For 12th Season With Cast; Original ‘L&O’ Looks Good For Record 21st  —  EXCLUSIVE: Dick Wolf is once again looking to expand his Law & Order empire to 4 series on the air.  Sources tell me that NBC has picked up Law & Order: Los Angeles (aka LOLA) with a 13-episode order for fall.

Jim Carrey: I'm Not Having a Breakdown  —  Jim Carrey's relationship with Jenny McCarthy isn't the only thing that's in the past.  So too, he says, is a part of himself he's happy to shed.  —  “I have freed Truman at long last!,” Carrey wrote in an explosion of post-breakup Tweets …

EXCLUSIVE NEW DETAILS: Real Reason Behind Paris Hilton / Doug Reinhardt Break-Up  —  Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have broken up again, RadarOnline.com has confirmed, and now, we know the real reason behind the split.  —  Sources close to the former couple say Paris was extremely concerned …

Hit show ‘Glee’ sings to anyone who ever felt like an outsider  —  LOS ANGELES — When producers were making the pilot of Glee, they wanted to use a Coldplay song.  The band denied them.  —  That was before Golden Globe, Screen Actors Guild and Peabody awards; big-selling soundtracks …

‘Modern Family’ Cast Will All Compete For Supporting Emmys After Ed O'Neill Gesture  —  EXCLUSIVE: When Modern Family star Ed O'Neill submits himself this week for Emmy Awards consideration, he will do it in the Supporting Actor category, despite being the biggest name star on the hit ABC sitcom.

DWTS: Pamela Anderson Shines with Slinky Rumba  —  Did Dancing save the best for last?  —  She didn't receive the evening's highest score, but Pamela Anderson had the ballroom abuzz after her steamy and sensual rumba with partner Damian Whitewood.  The Baywatch bombshell's subdued …

In the May Issue: Robert Downey Jr.  —  On advice for practicing Wing Chun, a martial arts discipline:  —  “Seriously, don't worry about looking like an idiot.  It's like life: The less self-conscious you are, the better it works.  And remember, lots of ice and Advil afterward.  Trust me on that one.”

Heather Locklear Breaks It Off With Jack Wagner  —  Sad!  —  Heather Locklear is rumored to have called it quits with boyfriend and former Melrose Place co-star Jack Wagner, realizing the relationship was taking away time with her daughter Ava.  —  An insider reveals: