Jon's Lawyer: Kate's a Shameless Self-Promoter  —  TMZ has learned Jon Gosselin will press on with his “absentee mom” argument in custody court, in spite of the fact that Kate Gosselin just got booted from “Dancing with the Stars.”  —  Jon's lawyer, Anthony List, tells TMZ, " …

Heather Locklear Arrested for Hit-and-Run  —  Heather Locklear was arrested for hit-and-run last Saturday ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ at around 4 AM, someone heard a crash near North Ranch Country Club in Westlake Village, CA.

Marie Osmond's Son Attempted 3 Suicides  —  Marie Osmond's son had been suffering from depression due to “bad school grades and a recent visit from a former girlfriend,” this according to witness statements in the L.A. County Coroner's report on Michael Bryan's suicide.

Christina Aguilera To Appear On ‘American Idol’ Finale  —  Singer will perform on the May 26 show, a week before releasing Bionic.  —  “American Idol” has already had visits from its share of divas over the past month, from Alicia Keys on Tuesday (April 20) night to Adam Lambert during Elvis week.

EXCLUSIVE: Source: Tiger, Elin Woods Divorce Is “100 Percent Happening”  —  Sweden is lovely this time of year — too bad Tiger Woods isn't there with his Swedish wife Elin and their daughter Sam, 2, and son Charlie, 14 months.  —  While the golfer (he placed fourth in the Masters earlier this month) …

Lindsay Lohan - 2nd Time, Not a Charm  —  Lindsay Lohan is 0 for 2 in the deposition department.  TMZ has learned Lindsay was a no-show again ... in what is looking like a futile attempt to find out what really happened during her 2007 wild ride.  —  Three passengers in Lindsay's car …

Cigarette Sponsor Pulled From Kelly Clarkson Show  —  Kelly Clarkson concert in Indonesia will no longer be sponsored by cigarettes, promoter says  —  Pop star Kelly Clarkson's upcoming concert in Indonesia will no longer be sponsored by a cigarette company, the promoter said Thursday following protests …

ARCHIE, Meet KEVIN, Riverdale's New Gay Student  —  Welcome, Guest  —  Curious?  Join our community!  —  Members:  —  New?  Register:  —  Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead have a new friend: Archie Comics' first openly gay character.  —  Kevin Keller, who first appears …

‘Glee’ exclusive: Madonna sequel in the works!  —  Glee is heading back into the groove with Madonna.  —  The afterglow from last night's smashing (and highly-rated) Madge-themed episode has barely dimmed and already series creator Ryan Murphy is talking to the Material Girl about a sequel!

Paying To Go From the A-List To the C-List  —  Modelinia has a huge crush on Paulina Porizkova: She has a hilarious sense of humor, is down-to-earth, and has a fresh attitude toward everything.  Over the past few months, she shared her reading list, covered the amfAR event, and expressed her feelings about Valentine's Day.

Vadge Goes In For The Kill  —  Baby Jesus better pack up all his Tonka trucks and find a new nursery to call home, because it looks like Vadge has found herself another fetus of the latin variety to suck the youth out of.  At a photo shoot in Harlem for Dolce & Yo Gabba Gabanna yesterday …

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Bullock has ‘master plan’ to divorce Jesse James, source says  —  Sandra Bullock was photographed hiking this week in Northern California with her dog, and without her wedding ring.  —  Now, a friend of Sandra and her cheating husband Jesse James tells Fox 411.com …

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez “Didn't Care” About “Flabby Belly” After Twins' Birth  —  Jennifer Lopez wasn't afraid to laugh at herself — or her post-baby figure — after welcoming Emme and Max (her twins with husband Marc Anthony) in February 2008.  —  “I remember my flabby belly hanging …

Teresa Palmer joins ‘I Am Number Four’ film (exclusive)  —  Teresa Palmer is learning to count for “I Am Number Four,” DreamWorks' adaptation of the upcoming young-adult science fiction book by James Frey and Jobie Hughes.  D.J. Caruso is directing.  —  Palmer will play Number Six …

Classic Movie Posters Remade With the Original Cast Members  —  We couldn't get enough of this post from our pals at Moviefone.  They've mocked up classic film posters with the people originally cast.  Yes, there was a time that Tom Cruise nearly danced in a barn in ‘Footloose.’ Yes …

Jack Nicholson Is Being Offered an AARP Version of The Hangover  —  Vulture has learned that the offer went out yesterday to Jack Nicholson to star in LASt VEGAS, a Grumpy Old Men meets The Hangover project from CBS Films (which is currently suffering a hangover from the online leak of its Friday release, The Back-Up Plan).

CBS wants to take on ‘The View’  —  CBS President Les Moonves' wife, Julie Chen, could soon be the face of a new daytime panel chat show for mothers.  Chen — who has a son, Charlie, with Moonves — and “Roseanne” star and lesbian mom Sara Gilbert are preparing to shoot a pilot for the network for a show to rival ABC's “The View.”

Smith And Jones Confirmed For MIB 3-D  —  According to director, Barry Sonnenfeld  —  Barry Sonnenfeld has confirmed to Roger Friedman that Will Smith and, after months of speculation, Tommy Lee Jones will star in Men In Black III.  —  Smith has been on board Sony's threequel for some time …