Jon's Lawyer: Kate's a Shameless Self-Promoter  —  TMZ has learned Jon Gosselin will press on with his “absentee mom” argument in custody court, in spite of the fact that Kate Gosselin just got booted from “Dancing with the Stars.”  —  Jon's lawyer, Anthony List, tells TMZ, " …

X17 XCLUSIVE - MICHAEL LOHAN FAILS AT FIRST LINDSAY INTERVENTION ATTEMPT, SAYS HE “WON'T GIVE UP”  —  Michael Lohan planned an intervention to get his daughter Lindsay into rehab this morning, and even though he didn't succeed, it doesn't look like he's giving up.

Kate Gosselin Eyeing Jeff Goldblum, The Hoff?  —  We all know that Kate Gosselin is single thanks to her all-too-public divorce, but aside from random rumors she and her bodyguard had a fling going on, she's been mostly inactive on the dating circuit.  Now, however, my sources tell me she wants …

Naomi Campbell Explodes After ABC News ‘Blood Diamond’ Questions  —  Fashion Model Denies Allegations She Took ‘Huge’ Uncut Gem from African Despot Charles Taylor but Refuses to Cooperate in ‘Crimes Against Humanity’ Trial  —  Allegations that fashion model Naomi Campbell was given a …

Is Kristen Stewart Replacing Angelina Jolie?  —  EVERETT KENNEDY/ZUMAPress.com; George Pimentel/Getty Images  —  Kristen Stewart is a Wanted woman!  —  Sources tell E! News that the studio and director behind the sequel to Wanted have expressed interest in snagging K.Stew to follow …

DJ A.M. cameo adds a bittersweet backbeat to ‘Iron Man 2’  —  “IRON MAN 2” COUNTDOWN: 16 DAYS … There are a number of celebrity cameos in “Iron Man 2” that will inspire some audience giggles (Bill O'Reilly has a memorable moment, for instance, and comics icon Stan Lee shows …

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Read The Intimate, Explosive Emails Between Survivor Murder Suspect, Mistress & Wife  —  Survivor producer Bruce Beresford-Redman is the only suspect in the murder of his wife Monica during their vacation in Cancun, Mexico, and RadarOnline.com has obtained blockbuster emails exposing …

Sandra Bullock to Razzies: You Can Have Your Trophy Back  —  Sandra Bullock doesn't need any more drama in her life.  —  The star, who was such a a good sport in winning a Golden Raspberry for her performance in All About Steve, is ready to ship the statuette back after a mixup resulted …

Do Babies Ruin Bodies?  'Biggest Loser's' Jillian Michaels Won't Give Birth  —  The “Biggest Loser” trainer is under fire for saying she doesn't want to give birth because she doesn't want to lose her figure.

Paying To Go From the A-List To the C-List  —  Modelinia has a huge crush on Paulina Porizkova: She has a hilarious sense of humor, is down-to-earth, and has a fresh attitude toward everything.  Over the past few months, she shared her reading list, covered the amfAR event, and expressed her feelings about Valentine's Day.

PETA Ad Brings Bea Arthur Back From the Grave  —  A new PETA ad aimed at shaming McDonald's into changing their chicken-slaughtering practices stars a familiar scowl, the one belonging to Bea Arthur.  A 'Golden Girls'-era photo of the actress appears in the ad next to the jarring headline: “McCruelty.

Paris Hilton: “I'm Better Off Without” Doug Reinhardt  —  Paris Hilton has definitely moved on from Doug Reinhardt.  —  “I am like so past that — I don't even care!”  Hilton, 29, told UsMagazine.com at Wednesday's Project A.L.S. fundraiser at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood.

EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Lopez “Didn't Care” About “Flabby Belly” After Twins' Birth  —  Jennifer Lopez wasn't afraid to laugh at herself — or her post-baby figure — after welcoming Emme and Max (her twins with husband Marc Anthony) in February 2008.  —  “I remember my flabby belly hanging …

Vadge Goes In For The Kill  —  Baby Jesus better pack up all his Tonka trucks and find a new nursery to call home, because it looks like Vadge has found herself another fetus of the latin variety to suck the youth out of.  At a photo shoot in Harlem for Dolce & Yo Gabba Gabanna yesterday …

Bench Warrant Issued for Deadliest Catch Star Jake Harris  —  Deadliest Catch star Jake Harris is now among the hunted.  —  Harris failed to appear at a hearing Wednesday in his reckless driving case “so the court issued a bench warrant for his arrest,” King County, Wash., prosecutor spokesman Dan Donohoe tells PEOPLE.

‘South Park’ Episode Is Altered After Muslim Group's Warning  —  A message posted on SouthParkStudios.com, the Web site of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's production company.  —  8:56 a.m. |  Updated  —  An episode of “South Park” that continued a story line involving the Prophet Muhammad …

Jack Nicholson Is Being Offered an AARP Version of The Hangover  —  Vulture has learned that the offer went out yesterday to Jack Nicholson to star in LASt VEGAS, a Grumpy Old Men meets The Hangover project from CBS Films (which is currently suffering a hangover from the online leak of its Friday release, The Back-Up Plan).

Jersey Shore's Angelina in a Bikini  —  Bikini Morning barrels on with Angelina from Jersey Shore who apparently calls herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” because of her “all nature figure” so clearly this one's a drinker.  On that note, I had no idea who she was because I've never watched …

‘Friday the 13th’ Sequel Dead and Not Happening  —  While hangin' on ol' Twitter, BC discovered @Mayroth_Tucker3's tweet asking Platinum Dunes producer Brad Fuller, “Hows the F13 sequel coming along?” to which Fuller replied, “it is dead- not happening.”  Bummer news after hearing …

Adam Brody Finds Love On-Screen With Leighton Meester  —  Adam Brody made his way around the New Rochelle, NY set of The Oranges yesterday with the help of a scooter, while his costar Leighton Meester was content to walk.  In the movie, Adam's character falls in love with Leighton's, but in real life, both stars are single.

Heather Locklear Likely in the Clear  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ it's “unlikely” prosecutors will file hit-and-run charges against Heather Locklear.  —  TMZ broke the story that Heather was arrested Saturday for allegedly striking a “no parking” sign near her house and then fleeing the scene.

After ‘Office’ Hours, Mindy Kaling Writes a Book  —  On “The Office,” the bubbly Kelly Kapoor does not seem capable of writing much more than her name (with smiley faces in the o's).  In real life, Mindy Kaling, the actress and writer who portrays her on that NBC comedy, is much more prolific …

Leslie Mann, Kate Bosworth join ‘Moon’  —  THR EXCLUSIVE  —  Leslie Mann and Kate Bosworth have been cast in “Goodnight Moon,” a semi-autobiographical drama from Elgin James, the writer-director who started a street gang in the Boston area before ending up at Sundance Labs.