Lohan Named a ‘Suspect’ in Rolex Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan has been named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told the watch belongs to one of Lindsay's “friends,” who accidentally left it at Lindsay's house earlier this year — and never got it back.

Bret Michaels Rushed to ICU with Brain Hemorrhage  —  Bret Michaels's health has taken a turn for the worse, PEOPLE has learned: After an excruciating headache late Thursday night, the star was rushed to an undisclosed hospital where doctors discovered he suffered a massive subarachnoid hemorrhage …

‘He punched me in the face and told me I needed liposuction’: Kim Kardashian's marriage hell revealed for first time  —  Reality TV star Kim Kardashian suffered domestic violence at the hands of her ex-husband Damon Thomas, according to allegations in newly uncovered court papers.

EXCLUSIVE: Sheen Moves Home With Paid Escort, Wife Moves Out  —  Charlie Sheen moved back home and brought his paid escort friend with him - and his wife moved out, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.  —  It's the latest outrageous event in a marriage that has been filled with drama …

EXCLUSIVE: Doug Reinhardt Spent $2 Million On Paris Hilton Over 18 months!  —  Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt's romance may be finished but the fallout from their breakup continues.  As the he-said-she-said back and forth continues, RadarOnline.com has learned new details about their relationship …

Survivor ‘Villain’ Arrested for Battery  —  One of the stars on “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains” was arrested in Louisiana early this morning after cops say he attacked somebody at a street festival.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Russell Hantz — the runner-up from “Survivor: Samoa” …

New ‘Eclipse’ Trailer: There's Plenty More Vampires and Werewolves  —  That sound you hear is likely Twihards screaming as the new trailer for ‘Eclipse’ hits the Web.  —  This one shows all the elements that fans were missing from the first ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ trailer — i.e. …

Actor Files Lawsuit Against Oscars For False Imprisonment in Academy ‘Detention Center’  —  Hollywood newcomer Michael Avmen thought attending the Academy Awards would be the highlight of his burgeoning career.  Instead, the actor claims that he and his wife were “tentatively confirmed” …

Britney Spears banned from leaving LA home without bra  — Britney's Dad insists she wears a bra  — Has also made her dump current boyfriend  —  THE father of pop star Britney Spears has banned her from leaving her Los Angeles home without a bra, the Sun reports.

Audrina Patridge throws a tantrum to ‘Hills’ producers  —  Unfortunately, we don't have that great photo of Audrina Patridge with her eyes rolling back into her head (see here at Dlisted).  We do have this photo (above) of Audrina looking totally normal for her, meaning “cock-eyed as hell”.

Tiger Talks About “Time With My Family” Amidst Divorce Chatter  —  As his wife Elin preps for a summer on Sweden's west coast — and plots out a divorce strategy — Tiger Woods acknowledged “incredible fan support” at the Masters, where the golfer tied for fourth place.

DWTS Crew “Relieved” Kate Gosselin Is Finally Gone  —  It took long enough, but Kate Gosselin's incredibly awkward dance moves finally got her the boot from Dancing With the Stars Tuesday night.  —  The mother of eight made drama waves before the show even got started last month …

‘Big Bro’ Star Arrested for Beating Pregnant GF  —  A former “Big Brother” houseguest was arrested this weekend after allegedly unleashing a ferocious attack on his pregnant girlfriend.  —  According to the Boston PD, cops responded to the home of Matt McDonald — who appeared on BB Season 9 …

'I don't like being cute': Hayden Panettiere trades in her all-American blonde locks for a drastic cropped hairstyle  —  Hayden Panettiere debuted a dramatic short cut and a new colour in LA last night  —  The 20-year-old showed off the haircut as she attended the Global Home Tree Earth …

Exclusive: Ridley Scott Reveals ‘Alien’ Prequel Details  —  'I've always avoided sequels, unless I felt there was something fresh,' director says of returning to 1979 classic.  —  It isn't overstating things to say that Ridley Scott is among the greatest filmmakers of all time, and “Alien” is among the greatest films of all time.

First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive ‘Iron Man 2’ Clip!  —  ‘Iron Man 2’ is only two weeks away from release, and despite all the hype and publicity, we still haven't heard much about Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow.  —  Moviefone has an exclusive new clip that sheds …

Bombshell McGee Offers ‘Woman-to-Woman’ Talk To Sandra Bullock  —  Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, arguably the most outspoken of Jesse James' alleged mistresses, has made an offer we're pretty sure Sandra Bullock can refuse; the model tells Life & Style, “I'm not begging for anyone's forgiveness …

Zoe Kravitz Talks Fame, Films and Gabby Sidibe's ‘SNL’ Odds  —  Don't think ‘Precious’ starlet Gabourey Sidibe has the comedic chops to pull of ‘Saturday Night Live’ this weekend?  Her pal and fellow actress Zoe Kravitz — who is starring in ‘Beware the Gonzo,’ premiering at the Tribeca Film Festival …

Bieber Still The King Of The Chart  —  Justin Bieber has scored a SECOND week at the number one spot on the Billboard 200 with My World 2.0.  —  MGMT's Congratulations debuted at number 2, but neither album broke the 100,000 sales mark for the week.  —  And hot country band Lady Antebellum returned …

Lisa Rinna Supports Kate Hudson's Boob Job  —  Lisa Rinna — who is no stranger to plastic surgery herself — says she supports Kate Hudson's decision to get a boob job.  —  “I think everyone needs to do whatever they need to do to make themselves feel good,” she told UsMagazine.com at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood bash Thursday.

The Hoff's Ex Sentenced to Jail  —  TMZ has learned Pamela Bach just got the book thrown at her ... she'll be spending 90 days in jail.  —  Bach — whose divorce with David Hasselhoff is epic — was just sentenced for a DUI she got in November.  The judge sentenced her to 30 days in jail.

RICHEST MOVIE DEAL IN YEARS; Paramount Gets Sacha Baron Cohen Film (After He & WME Get Studio's Goats)  —  BREAKING NEWS!  UPDATE 11:30 AM: Paramount and agencies are now threatening to send those goats to us if we write any of this.  But here goes anyway: as comedians like to say …