EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea Handler Sex Tape - It's No Joke!  —  Late night comedy show host Chelsea Handler, made a sex tape - and it's no joke!  —  RadarOnline.com has viewed the tape in its entirety and Chelsea stars with a male partner, who speaks with a clear British accent.

Jenna Jameson: I Tested Clean!  —  Jenna Jameson claims she can prove Tito Ortiz wasn't telling the truth when he accused her of being high on OxyContin during their altercation Monday morning — because we've learned Jenna passed a drug test one day after the incident.

How Sandra Bullock's Big Reveal Stayed a Secret  —  Sandra Bullock's bombshell PEOPLE cover in which she revealed that she is not only divorcing Jesse James, but also adopted a New Orleans baby in January, caught everyone by surprise.  News agencies, magazines, blogs …

Lindsay Lohan Speaks Out About Her Father, Partying, and the Tabloids [AUDIO]  —  Celebrity starlet Lindsay Lohan called in Ryan's radio colleague JoJo Wright on 102.7 KIIS-FM late Wednesday night and spoke her mind about some of the recent claims by her father Michael Lohan that she is out of control and in need of an intervention.

Lady Gaga, Sarah Palin Top Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People List  —  This year's Time 100 brings an array of artists, leaders, heroes and thinkers who are considered the 100 most influential people in the world — as assembled by Time Magazine.  So whose ideas, innovations and actions are shaping our world?

Jessica Alba's Fish Sticks Mishap Causes Near Fire  —  All she wanted to do was make some fish sticks for her daughter.  Instead, Jessica Alba caused a smoky situation and set off the fire alarm at her New York hotel.  —  In town to premiere her new movie The Killer Inside Me at the Tribeca Film Festival …

Fox To Remake Famed Schwarzenegger Pic  —  EXCLUSIVE: 20th Century Fox is going Commando again, setting David Ayer to write and direct a reboot of the 1985 film that became one of the building blocks that transformed Arnold Schwarzenegger from bodybuilder to superstar.

EXCLUSIVE: Audrina Patridge Felt Pressured Into Surgery to Get “Perfect” Body  —  Good girl Audrina Patridge has at least one thing in common with estranged Hills costar Heidi Pratt: plastic surgery.  —  Although the 25-year-old has publicly denied it, a pal confirms to Us Weekly …

Chyna Accused of Viciously Attacking Woman  —  TMZ has learned former WWE star Chyna has been named in connection with an LAPD battery investigation — and the alleged victim claims Chyna got so violent, she thought she was going to die.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us the alleged incident went …

Downey felt the safest he's ever been behind bars  —  Robert Downey Jr. is an “Iron Man” indeed: The bad boy actor admits he felt the safest he's ever been when behind bars.  —  “When the door clicks shut, then you are safe,” says the veteran actor, who spent a good amount of time between 1996 …

VIDEO: Why Brad Pitt Thinks Jen Aniston “Is Pathetic”  —  Touche!  —  Brad Pitt couldn't help but notice a recent press clipping featuring his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston — and he was none too pleased, a Pitt pal says in the new Us Weekly.  —  “Brad thinks she is pathetic,” …

Katie Holmes to Play Jacqueline Kennedy in Mini-Series  —  She's one of Hollywood's most famous faces, but Katie Holmes will soon be one of the country's most famous first ladies - at least on the small screen.  —  The actress has signed on to star in The Kennedys, an eight-hour mini series premiering …

Heidi Klum: Why Seal and I Hang Naked Pics of Ourselves at Home  —  Here's the naked truth from Heidi Klum: yes, as rumored, she and husband Seal decorated their bedroom with photos of themselves in the buff.  —  The supermodel and mom fessed up during a Thursday appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Bret Michaels Plans to Resume Touring in May  —  Despite suffering a brain hemorrhage, Bret Michaels hopes to be back on the road “by the end of next month,” his rep tells UsMagazine.com.  —  A statement posted on his Web site says: “While Bret is recovering we obviously have some shows that are being rescheduled.

King of Pop's Secret Lover?  'I Was Michael Jackson's Boyfriend'  —  Jason Pfieffer, a dermatologist's assistant, is going public in an explosive new interview, claiming he was Michael Jackson's boyfriend right up until the King of Pop died.  —  Pfieffer tells “Extra” in a new interview airing Thursday …

Lourdes reveals the natural beauty she's inherited from mother Madonna  —  She has access to the best skincare money can buy, works out for hours a day and eats only the very healthiest food.  —  There's one thing Madonna's huge fortune and infamous self-control can't buy her - eternal youth.

Britney HAS to be Kidding With This Weave...  Britney Spears mopped the floor with her weave, when she was too drunk to locate her Wonder Mop.  She shook the funk out of that weave, left it to dry, and put it on her head.  I'm guessing of course, as how the heck would I know.

MADONNA CONTINUES TO SET THE BAR WITH STUNNING, GRACEFUL AGING  —  Top Images:  —  Body:  —  Madonna and her 13-year-old daughter Lourdes Leon hit the town in New York City last night for the Bent on Learning event.  Lourdes was either very tired or very not into the event.