“Welcome to the Hollywood Walk of... oops!”  —  I'm a longtime copy editor, and I take the Metro to work.  As a result, I made one person laugh hysterically today, and another almost vomit.  —  Let me explain.  —  As I emerged from the Hollywood and Vine Metro station this morning …

EXCLUSIVE: David Boreanaz's Wife May Sue Woman He Had Affair With  —  David Boreanaz with wife Jaime Bergman  —  In a shocking twist to the David Boreanaz cheating story, RadarOnline.com has learned that the Bones star's wife could legally sue the woman he had affair with, if she wanted to.

Source: Halle Berry Called Gabriel Aubry a “Loser”  —  When Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry announced they'd split after four years of dating, they insisted the breakup was amicable.  —  But sources close to the former couple tell the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday …

Keanu & Charlize — The Long Kiss Goodnight  —  Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron didn't just share a romantic dinner at a Beverly Hills restaurant last night — they also shared a really intimate goodbye hug and kiss on the way out.  —  As the two walked out of Bouchon restaurant …

Doctor: Bret Leaves Hospital, Will Recover  —  Though his doctor says he's “still very sick right now,” Bret Michaels is out of the hospital, in stable condition and on his way to a full recovery.  —  “Mr. Michaels was indeed a lucky person, a very lucky person,” Dr. Joseph Zabramski …

Lindsay and Mom Party Before Deposition  —  Lindsay Lohan is clearly in a better place now that her mom is in town — actually, it's the same ol' place ... the Chateau Marmont where mother/daughter partied until 2 AM today.  —  If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours …

Miley Cyrus Wears a $25,000 Corset in New Music Vid  —  Cha-ching!  —  Miley Cyrus, 17, rocks a $25,000 silver-scale corset and dress made from 2,400 metal pieces and peacock feathers in her new music video for “Can't Be Tamed,” which premieres at 7 p.m. ET on E! (The song is off her album …

Exclusive: Inside Charlie Sheen's Cheap Prenup  —  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller deny they're divorcing, even as they live apart following Sheen's domestic assault arrest, two stints in rehab, and rumors of call girl trysts.  We have a copy of the couple's prenup and a possible explanation.

Christian right leader George Rekers takes vacation with “rent boy”  —  The pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin.  The profile touts his “smooth, sweet, tight ass” and “perfectly built 8 inch cock …

Post-Boob Job Kate Hudson Feels Like a “Princess”  —  Kate Hudson — who underwent a small breast augmentation in March, as Us Weekly exclusively reported — was glowing in a blush Stella McCartney dress Monday at the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute gala in NYC.

Coroner: Drugs Didn't Cause Corey Haim's Death  —  Corey Haim died from natural causes and a drug test “revealed no significant contributing factors” in his death, the Los Angeles County Coroner announced Tuesday.  —  The coroner attributed the cause of death to three things …

ABC expands ‘Lost’ finale by extra half-hour!  —  Exclu: There's more “Lost” left than you think.  —  The producers of ABC's hit drama have shot so much crucial material for the show's hugely anticipated series finale that the network has agreed to extend the last episode by an extra half hour.

From Dancing to Running  —  [From the TLC Editors: Click here for more thoughts from Kate.]  —  I've hung up my dancing shoes ...  The day has come ... my dance shoes (all six dirty well-used pairs of them ) have begun collecting dust.  In the haste of everything, I had left them in the basement on a shelf without another thought.

James Franco dodges questions about his sexuality  —  Let the rumor mills roll: James Franco dodged some dicey questions at a panel discussion following Sunday's Tribeca Film Fest premiere of his doc, “Saturday Night.”  —  “One of the guests asked James a few things that alluded to his sexuality …

Costume Institute Gala: Katy Perry lights up star-studded Met ball in LED gown  —  At first glance, Katy Perry's gown was relatively demure for the famously kooky dresser.  Floor-length, pale pink and white, it seemed she had decided to play it safe.  —  But then the lights went down …

‘American Idol:’ Top 5 perform recap  —  As the American Idol contestants draw closer to the finale, tonight they'll all be crooners singing the songs of ‘Old Blue Eyes’ Frank Sinatra with the help of mentor Harry Connick Jr who has written and will be playing the accompanying arrangements.

Sixth pair exits ‘Dancing With the Stars’  —  Pamela is the latest celebrity to bow out of Dancing With The Stars.  —  The Baywatch bombshell had to endure being in the bottom two once again, along with Erin Andrews, but the points she earned during the Cha Cha Challenge were not enough to escape receiving the lowest number of votes.

Jenna Jameson & Son Rushed to Hospital  —  Jenna Jameson and one of her two boys with Tito Ortiz were rushed to the hospital in an ambulance last night around midnight — and were taken from their O.C. home on a stretcher.  —  UPDATE: We're told the call was made at 11:31pm for “medical aid.”