MICHAEL BAY'S REVENGE!  No More Megan  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've just learned that Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay's decision.  (So he gets his revenge for her remark comparing him to “Hitler”.)

Lindsay Lohan Will Be a No-Show in Court  —  Lindsay Lohan will not make it to court tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay claims someone stole her passport in Cannes.  Lindsay claims she actually went to the airport yesterday trying to get on a flight without a passport but was denied boarding.

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera Split  —  Together since January, Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera have had their ups, downs and oh-so-romantic nights that have of course been chronicled on The Hills.  —  But it's over now.  “She ended things about a week ago,” says a source.

Is Courteney Cox Cheating With Cougar Town Costar?  —  Cougar Town costars Courteney Cox and Brian Van Holt have been spotted out together four times in less than four weeks since their sitcom wrapped in early April.  And Courteney's husband, David Arquette, was nowhere in sight!

‘TWILIGHT’ CRISIS AVERTED!  CULLEN KIDS SIGN FOR FINAL MOVIES  —  “Twilight” Nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief.  Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene, the actors who play the Cullen kids in the blockbuster vampire franchise, have resolved their salary dispute with Summit Entertainment …

EXCLUSIVE!  Bye, Bye ‘Smallville’ — Tom Welling Confirms Season Ten Will Be The Show's Last!  —  It seemed like Smallville was superhuman, but the long-running CW show has finally found it's kryptonite in cancellation after ten seasons!  —  Despite the fact that he plays Superman …

New Mom Sandra Bullock Is “a Natural”  —  Call him Mr. Congeniality: it's Louis Bardo Bullock!  —  After months of secrecy, Sandra Bullock brought her four-month-old son out in public earlier in May: over Mother's Day weekend in New Orleans, and several days later in Austin, Texas …

Kendra Wilkinson is NSFW  —  Kendra Wilkinson sex tape NSFW screenshots  —  Vivid finally released some NSFW screenshots from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape and I know what you're thinking: “A white dude?  WTF?”  Believe me, I was shocked when I saw it, too.

What's Wrong With Angelina's Face in New ‘Salt’ Poster?  —  It looks like Angelina Jolie may have gotten a little work done — via Photoshop — in a just-released new poster for her action flick Salt.  —  The 34-year-old actress and mom's face appears dramatically different in the new image for the film …

‘Glee’ Exclusive: Susan Boyle to play the McKinley High lunch lady?  —  Glee has already had some phenomenal guest-stars so far, including Josh Groban, Kristin Chenoweth, and, last night, Neil Patrick Harris.  Now, EW has learned a certain music (and YouTube) sensation may be appearing …

You Know You Love Seeing Me Naked!  —  Hi dolls.  It's been a while since my last old school photo post and I didn't want to deprive you all for too long LOL.  So here I am in all my adorably naked glory (AGAIN)!  I mean seriously, how cute was I?!?!?  Haha I look like such a little diva …

EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry Custody Battle Over Daughter Heats Up  —  The custody battle between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is heating up, with Gabriel recently exploring his legal options, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively.  —  Halle is scheduled to spend three months shooting …

Bret Michaels Describes His Ordeal: ‘It Sounded Like a Small Handgun Went Off in the Back of My Head’  —  Bret Michaels sits down on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ the first time about his recent health struggles.  —  On April 21, the rocker was hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage.

Scarlett Johansson's Mom Adopts a Baby Girl  —  Scarlett Johansson's mom, Melanie Sloan, has adopted a baby girl from Ethiopia, a source tells UsMagazine.com.  —  Sloan missed her daughter's Iron Man 2 premiere because she was en route to the African country to pick up her daughter, Fenan, who is 19 to 20 months old.

Online poll announces the top ten most iconic dresses of the past fifty years  —  The Spice Girl's Union Jack dress has topped a new poll announcing the top ten most iconic dresses of the past fifty years.  —  The “Union Jack Dress” worn by the former Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell …

Anna Nicole's Panties — Too Dirty for eBay Auction  —  Several pieces of lingerie — allegedly worn by Anna Nicole Smith — have been pulled down from an Internet auction after eBay decided the unmentionables weren't clean enough for sale.  —  As we first reported, Anna's self-described …

A $20 Million Bid to Buy Perez Hilton  —  Gawker has learned that Avid Life Media, the owner of sites including HotorNot.com and Ashley Madison, has partnered with two prominent gossip bloggers to put in a $20 million bid to acquire PerezHilton.com.  —  Avid Life's spokesperson, Steph Davidson …

Exclusive: Kyle MacLachlan to exit ‘Desperate Housewives’  —  Wisteria Lane is about to lose another longtime resident: Kyle MacLachlan is leaving Desperate Housewives after four years of playing Orson Hodge, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  Exit rumors have swirled around …

Former French TV heart-throbs look unrecognisable on the red carpet after too much plastic surgery  —  Thirty years ago they were the heart-throbs of French television with their own primetime series on science fiction.  —  Now Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff look more like the alien life forms they used to report on.