Lindsay Lohan Will Be a No-Show in Court  —  Lindsay Lohan will not make it to court tomorrow ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay claims someone stole her passport in Cannes.  Lindsay claims she actually went to the airport yesterday trying to get on a flight without a passport but was denied boarding.

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera Split  —  Together since January, Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera have had their ups, downs and oh-so-romantic nights that have of course been chronicled on The Hills.  —  But it's over now.  “She ended things about a week ago,” says a source.

EXCLUSIVE!  Bye, Bye ‘Smallville’ — Tom Welling Confirms Season Ten Will Be The Show's Last!  —  It seemed like Smallville was superhuman, but the long-running CW show has finally found it's kryptonite in cancellation after ten seasons!  —  Despite the fact that he plays Superman …

New Mom Sandra Bullock Is “a Natural”  —  Call him Mr. Congeniality: it's Louis Bardo Bullock!  —  After months of secrecy, Sandra Bullock brought her four-month-old son out in public earlier in May: over Mother's Day weekend in New Orleans, and several days later in Austin, Texas …

Is Courteney Cox Cheating With Cougar Town Costar?  —  Cougar Town costars Courteney Cox and Brian Van Holt have been spotted out together four times in less than four weeks since their sitcom wrapped in early April.  And Courteney's husband, David Arquette, was nowhere in sight!

MICHAEL BAY'S REVENGE!  No More Megan  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've just learned that Paramount won't be picking up Megan Fox's option on Transformers 3 — and that it was “ultimately” director Michael Bay's decision.  (So he gets his revenge for her remark comparing him to “Hitler”.)

Kendra Wilkinson is NSFW  —  Kendra Wilkinson sex tape NSFW screenshots  —  Vivid finally released some NSFW screenshots from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape and I know what you're thinking: “A white dude?  WTF?”  Believe me, I was shocked when I saw it, too.

EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry Custody Battle Over Daughter Heats Up  —  The custody battle between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is heating up, with Gabriel recently exploring his legal options, RadarOnline.com learned exclusively.  —  Halle is scheduled to spend three months shooting …

You Know You Love Seeing Me Naked!  —  Hi dolls.  It's been a while since my last old school photo post and I didn't want to deprive you all for too long LOL.  So here I am in all my adorably naked glory (AGAIN)!  I mean seriously, how cute was I?!?!?  Haha I look like such a little diva …

What's Wrong With Angelina's Face in New ‘Salt’ Poster?  —  It looks like Angelina Jolie may have gotten a little work done — via Photoshop — in a just-released new poster for her action flick Salt.  —  The 34-year-old actress and mom's face appears dramatically different in the new image for the film …

‘TWILIGHT’ CRISIS AVERTED!  CULLEN KIDS SIGN FOR FINAL MOVIES  —  “Twilight” Nation can breathe a collective sigh of relief.  Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene, the actors who play the Cullen kids in the blockbuster vampire franchise, have resolved their salary dispute with Summit Entertainment …

‘Glee’ Exclusive: Susan Boyle to play the McKinley High lunch lady?  —  Glee has already had some phenomenal guest-stars so far, including Josh Groban, Kristin Chenoweth, and, last night, Neil Patrick Harris.  Now, EW has learned a certain music (and YouTube) sensation may be appearing …

Bret Michaels Describes His Ordeal: ‘It Sounded Like a Small Handgun Went Off in the Back of My Head’  —  Bret Michaels sits down on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ the first time about his recent health struggles.  —  On April 21, the rocker was hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage.

Meet The New Villain In ‘Men In Black III’  —  Flight of the Conchords stars Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie declined to return for a 3rd season of the HBO series, but they have been touring around the world and selling out most venues.  Which bodes well for Jermaine now that he's tuning …

Anna Nicole's Panties — Too Dirty for eBay Auction  —  Several pieces of lingerie — allegedly worn by Anna Nicole Smith — have been pulled down from an Internet auction after eBay decided the unmentionables weren't clean enough for sale.  —  As we first reported, Anna's self-described …

Former French TV heart-throbs look unrecognisable on the red carpet after too much plastic surgery  —  Thirty years ago they were the heart-throbs of French television with their own primetime series on science fiction.  —  Now Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff look more like the alien life forms they used to report on.

Online poll announces the top ten most iconic dresses of the past fifty years  —  The Spice Girl's Union Jack dress has topped a new poll announcing the top ten most iconic dresses of the past fifty years.  —  The “Union Jack Dress” worn by the former Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell …

A $20 Million Bid to Buy Perez Hilton  —  Gawker has learned that Avid Life Media, the owner of sites including HotorNot.com and Ashley Madison, has partnered with two prominent gossip bloggers to put in a $20 million bid to acquire PerezHilton.com.  —  Avid Life's spokesperson, Steph Davidson …

Ryuhei Kitamura Takes on Slasher Genre With ‘Black Friday 3D’  —  According to sources at Cannes, Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura will be getting behind the camera for Black Friday 3D, with (ahem) Lindsay Lohan (Machete, I Know Who Killed Me) attached to star.  The film is said to follow a couple that's viciously assaulted.

COVER STORY: Rob's Marriage Proposal  —  The news swept across the Internet and shocked Twilight Nation: In May, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a fierce lover's quarrel that sent Kristen into a screaming tirade on the Vancouver set of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, where cast and crew were reshooting crucial scenes for the film.

Eyewitness Reveals David Boreanaz Hooked Up With Porn Star  —  He may not be Tiger Woods, but David Boreanaz is sure looking like a serial cheater.  —  The Bones star, who recently admitted to having an extra-marital affair with an unnamed woman, and who also has a hot affair …

Justin Bieber: I'm a Great Kisser  —  Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber may not have a whole lot of experience with the ladies - yet - but he knows what to do when the mood is right.  —  “I mean, if you're driving you make a little stop at, you know, the Wal-Mart rest stop ... you're good,” …

Exclusive: Kyle MacLachlan to exit ‘Desperate Housewives’  —  Wisteria Lane is about to lose another longtime resident: Kyle MacLachlan is leaving Desperate Housewives after four years of playing Orson Hodge, sources confirm to me exclusively.  —  Exit rumors have swirled around …